Grave Robber: I became a mortician

And Xiao Wuchang next to him was even more unscrupulous than the ghost layman, he laughed and said: "Shi Guanyin, since you are from a brothel, I don't know how much you were worth before? You make an offer, anyway, you have already It’s a little bit of red lips, and thousands of people will definitely not mind, let Lao Tzu also taste the taste and be happy!”

Xiao Wuchang's words made Shi Guanyin almost go berserk, wishing to kill Xiao Wuchang immediately.

However, at this moment, Evil Tathagata snorted coldly: "What are you two? How dare you snatch a woman from the Buddha?"

The evil Tathagata glanced contemptuously at the ghost layman and smiled impermanently.

Being so obviously despised by Evil Tathagata, Gui Layman and Xiao Wuchang gritted their teeth with hatred in their hearts, but after all, they have seen the power of Evil Tathagata, and know that they are definitely not the opponent of Evil Tathagata, no matter how much they hate, they dare not show it .

"Buddha is right!"

"Buddha said it well!"

Seeing ghost layman and Xiao Wuchang obediently admitted their cowardice, and Evil Tathagata laughed even more unscrupulously, and then focused his attention on Shi Guanyin again.

Evil Tathagata looked at Shi Guanyin's eyes completely unscrupulously, looked at Shi Guanyin from top to bottom, carefully, and said with a smile: "So what if you are from a brothel!?"

"As the saying goes, there is no distinction between teaching and learning. My Buddhist school also pays attention to 'put down the butcher's knife and become a Buddha immediately'. Robbers and thieves can immediately become a Buddha when they put down the butcher's knife. You are just a pheasant. As long as you put on clothes, of course you can You can become a Buddha right away."

As soon as the word "pheasant" came out, the angry Shi Guanyin almost wanted to fight the evil Tathagata desperately.

But then, the words of Evil Tathagata almost killed Shi Guanyin with anger.

"Although your body is not clean, it's not impossible to remedy. Buddha, I have a joy meditation. As long as you practice with Buddha, I can purify your body and let you be a human again. No, just be a Living Bodhisattva."

Evil Tathagata looked at Shi Guanyin with a lewd smile on his face, and said with a smile: "I am tired of being a Buddha, so I will pass on the Chan of Joy to you, and let you, a living Bodhisattva, go to save the world. I will be guided by you, and we will practice Joy Zen with you."

"you……"

When Evil Tathagata said this, Shi Guanyin's face turned pale with anger, and as soon as he opened his mouth, a mouthful of black blood spewed out of his mouth, obviously internally injured by Evil Tathagata.

Seeing Shi Guanyin, the evil Tathagata actually angered Shi Guanyin with a few simple words, and Bai Jizhen on the side was still confused, and asked Ye Yun curiously: "Mr. Ye, what joy is this?" What does Zen mean!? How did you get this beautiful woman into such a virtuous deed!?"

Because of the need to rob tombs, Ye Yunna is quite familiar with ancient culture. Just after Bai Jizhen finished asking, Ye Yun was about to answer, when Ah Gu on the side immediately replied: "My surname is Bai, you just have little knowledge, and you are happy to Zen." You don’t even know? This is just Buddhist slang, children, don’t ask me!”

"You're just a child!"

Bai Jizhen was really innocent, and he didn't react at the first time, but after only a second, Bai Jizhen suddenly realized, and said with a surprised face: "Bug, what can't be described, what a fart!" charade."