Siheyuan: Retirement is a moment of pleasure, but it is heartbroken to regret

"Fuck, today's luck is really crazy!" Xu Damao cursed and kicked the cutting board off the ground.

As for Jia Dongxu?
Fuck him!

Anyway, he won't get up.

Xu Damao still had pain in his hands, but he knew he had to hurry up.

If Jia Dongxu keeps shouting like this, maybe he will attract others?

If he bumps into that old lady of Jia's family, he will definitely suffer!
Xu Damao quickly inspected the whole room, and finally found that the old man is indeed not old-fashioned, because there is really no meat!

"How could this be?"

Could it be that he guessed wrong, this time it really wasn't the Jia's doing it?

Who would they be?
"Could it be that the boy Shazhu is trying to get along with me and deliberately punish me?"

Xu Damao was confused, and seemed to hear the movement outside the yard, so he quickly wiped the soles of his feet.

I just walked out of Jia's house and passed the door of Shazhu's house, and I was still hesitating whether to go in and have a look, when suddenly my left foot tripped and my right foot fell to the ground!
The face down kind!

And where he fell, there happened to be a bubble of chicken droppings, and I don't know if it was pulled by the chickens that the deaf old lady helped raise when they were out for a walk.

In short, it's all in Xu Damao's mouth now, and a lot has been wiped on the center of his face and nostrils.

Xu Damao almost fainted from nausea!

He Yushui who happened to open the door: "..."

No, what's the situation?
Today happened to be her day off, and she wanted to take out the quilt at home to dry in the sun, so as not to wait until the weather was cold and the cover would not be warm. How did this happen to her?
Give He Yushui a little room to play, she would never have imagined that Xu Damao would throw himself on the ground at the gate of her house, performing live and eating shit!

What is this called?Dare to challenge yourself?Or is Xu Damao apologizing to her brother for admitting defeat?

He Yushui was in a very complicated mood.

Seeing that Xu Damao was still buried in the chicken feces and couldn't lift his head as if enjoying himself, He Yushui suppressed his nausea and said, "Are you okay?"

Now Xu Damao is in pain all over his body, just now when he fell and struggled, he tore his crotch open, the key point is that his mouth is really disgusting!
When the dizziness passed, Xu Damao quickly jumped up and kept pissing.

He Yushui frowned so much that he could kill mosquitoes: "I think you should go back and rinse your mouth."

This matter is really funny and disgusting, she gloats and also has goosebumps all over her body!

Alas!
At this time, Xu Damao didn't have time to argue with her, instead he listened to the words "wash your mouth" and ran home as if to escape.

It just so happened that at this time, a bunch of relatives from the Xu family came to help discuss the marriage, watching Xu Damao spit chicken feces, and ran home clutching his ass.

Looking at it again, his crotch was simply torn to the bottom because he was running too fast, and the pants almost became a decoration!

Everyone: "..."

Qin Jingru, who just came out for a stroll, said, "Ugh."

This time, she wasn't pretending, she was really disgusted by the chicken feces on Xu Damao's mouth, but inexplicably made people believe that she was pregnant.

Xu's mother was embarrassed and angry at the same time, Xu's father had a bulging vein on his forehead, and kicked Xu Damao into the room: "Useless things, you will embarrass me and your mother, hurry up and clean them up!"

Qin Jingru's eyes were terrified, and she didn't know what Xu Damao was doing, but she was soon pulled to sit down by relatives of the Xu family who came out to smooth things over, and they talked about getting married.

The Xu family members are very upright, no one mentioned what happened just now, and no one would be so ignorant to ask what happened.

It's as if he didn't see this scene at all.

At the same time, it is also a statement that they really didn't see anything, and they will definitely not go out and talk nonsense.

The old couple of the Xu family were too embarrassed.

Xu Damao has made them feel proud since he was a child, but they don't know what happened in the past few years, he is a bastard, and today he has lost such a big face!

Fortunately, the relatives are all from their own family, so they won't go out and talk nonsense, otherwise, would Xu Damao lose face?
The relatives present watched with eyes and ears.

They really don't talk nonsense outside, but after returning home, they may not know how to describe it to their family members with joy!

In the end, if the family members can't control their mouths and spread the word, it has nothing to do with them.

The scene that should have been lively and lively is now full of embarrassment and subtle emotions while being lively, making people just want to leave.

The Xu family had no intention of entertaining guests, and the guests didn't want to stay, so they left after chatting for a while.

It's just that after going out, don't be too obvious about the expressions on everyone's faces!

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As soon as Li Chuan came back, he heard He Yushui describe Xu Damao's unlucky situation today with emotion, and he didn't hide his gloating.

Silly Zhu also sat and listened, and at the end he slapped his thigh and laughed wildly: "Hahaha! He deserves it! Tell him not to do human affairs on weekdays, it's God's eyes that made him suffer retribution!"

The real "God" peeled off the orange in his hand and stuffed it into his mouth, narrowing his eyes sweetly, hiding his merit and fame.

This bad luck talisman really lived up to its name, Li Chuan threw away the orange peel, wondering if he should try another person next time, wasting it on Xu Damao alone, it seems that he has a lot of status.

After much deliberation, I haven't decided on a candidate.

Li Chuan clicked his tongue twice, thinking that he was really kind.

As for whether Xu Damao would think so, that's not certain.

On one side they are having fun, on the other side it can be described as stormy.

Mrs. Jia Zhang came back at noon. When she came home, she saw that the door was open, the cabinet had fallen over, and the kitchen utensils had fallen all over the floor. She immediately lost her face!
Thief! ?

Jia Dongxu's voice was already hoarse, and he was almost as angry as he said, "...who..."

He cursed for a long time but didn't hear any movement outside, thinking that the adulterer and adulterer had already left.

Now suddenly hearing footsteps, Jia Dongxu is not sure who it is.

Jia Zhang was startled when he heard his voice, and rushed into the room regardless of the mess outside.

"Dongxu, what's wrong with you?"

Seeing that it was Jia Zhang, Jia Dongxu let go of his hanging heart: "Mom, I'm fine... Hurry up and find that bitch Qin Huairu... She brought the man home..."

The green hat covered his face, even a man couldn't stand it!
On weekdays, Jia Dongxu was groggy most of the time, but today he almost relied on this breath to keep him awake.

When Jia Zhang heard this, he was furious!

"What?! That little bastard!"

"I thought there was a thief at home. It turned out that she brought her adulterer to our house to search things. They won't elope!"

The more she thought about it, the more she felt it was possible. Jia Zhang hurriedly fed Jia Dongxu medicine, and rushed out of the house with a kitchen knife in hand!

She's going to settle accounts with that woman!

Elope with someone when she's not at home

This shame and humiliation, if she is allowed to leave like this, then Jia Zhang might as well just hang herself!