Siheyuan: Retirement is a moment of pleasure, but it is heartbroken to regret

Silly Zhu scratched his head.

It sounds like you are praising them, but why are these words awkward?
It seems that those words are not used to praise people, right?

Yan Jiekuang raised two thumbs up at Shazhu to face each other, then bent up and down, and winked: "So you two should hurry up and get married for a hundred years!"

Lou Xiao'e missed the point: "Jie Kuang can use two idioms in one go?"

Yan Jiekuang sighed old-fashionedly: "The master loves me so much that he gave me half a room of textbooks. If you haven't learned even a single idiom, how can you call yourself a master?"

Does he always brag that he is Li Chuan's great disciple outside?
What?You don't know who Chuan is?
How about the wedding that caused a sensation in half the capital some time ago?
The groom is his master!
Yan Jiekuang has always received countless envious looks when he went out recently, and he couldn't help but feel a little proud.

Sure enough, he still has the insight to recognize heroes, knowing that the master must not be an ordinary person, so he established the master-student relationship early.

Now others can't get in even if they want to get in!

Li Chuan was quite satisfied with Yan Jiekuang.

He is quick-witted, and has quick legs and feet, and he can often understand things without saying much, so he is a smart guy.

Originally, after he agreed to be someone else's master, he still regretted it for a moment, and he didn't try to see what level this person is, so he agreed so hastily.
Fortunately, Yan Jiekuang was shrewd like a monkey, and even the third master, who was always the most calculating, was surrounded by Yan Jiekuang, his own son, several times.

After the punching father realized his love again, it all fell on the bear's ass, and he was beaten so much that he cried and called his father and mother, until he promised not to fool his own father again.

Yan Jiekuang strives for success. He was unlearned and incompetent in the past, probably because he has not passed the rebellious period, and he can't find a target.

It's all right now, I have a serious master, and I still think about becoming a person like Li Chuan when I grow up, and I am full of energy to learn knowledge.

Knowing that he is a lot more sensible, Li Chuan is becoming more and more interested in this apprentice. Last month, he asked Lou Xiao'e to find a former classmate and get a whole set of elementary and middle school textbooks for Yan Jiekuang.

Li Chuan solemnly told him the most reasonable saying known to modern people——

If you learn mathematics, physics and chemistry well, you will not be afraid to travel all over the universe!
Yan Jiekuang told him to make a phone call, and he was a little lost. He thought he would finish the study soon, and when he finished studying, wouldn't that mean he was a teacher?Excited, Yan Jiekuang only felt that he saw the dawn of victory, but he didn't notice the familiar foxy smell in his master's eyes at all.

Just like his dad.

Tsk, if he was not so impulsive and asked a few more questions, Li Chuan would tell him: boy, what are you daydreaming about?Have you ever heard of "Learning without Limits and Learning without Limits"?Do your homework honestly!
Yan Jiekuang studied for a month, and after a full month of dark and gloomy days, the dark circles under his eyes came out!

This time, the third master and the third mother not only became more satisfied in their mouths, but also felt a little distressed in their hearts.

Look at this little boy, the third mother is determined not to let her son starve and lose weight, so she cooks and eats every day, feeding the whole family to her heart's content.

Yan Jiekuang, who thought he had taken the secret book and practiced in seclusion, could no longer be motivated, and went out to idle around as before. Everyone was gone, and now he only wished for a few more hours a day to finish the unfinished homework!

The third master was very optimistic about the result, and even had a drink with Li Chuan, patted him on the shoulder and praised him for his skills.

Li Chuan smiled slightly, hiding his merit and fame.

What to do if the child is too bear?It must be that there are too few homework, so assign more homework!
In just these two days, when Li Chuan got married, Yan Jiekuang let himself rest for a few days and asked Li Chuan to check the results of his efforts.

In order to show formality, Li Chuan was very strict to issue a paper for him to do.

Lou Xiaoe, who was bored, clamored to invigilate the exam, and He Yushui, who wanted to join in the fun, also took the initiative to take on the patrol duty, imitating the invigilator teachers she had seen in the school before, walking back and forth in the room with her hands behind her back.

It really made Yan Jiekuang a little nervous that he looked decent.

But fortunately, his hard work this month was not in vain, and the elementary school courses were not too difficult, so he quickly regained his attention.

When he sat down on the question given by Li Chuan seriously, he found that many of the question types were just not good for him. Yan Jiekuang had a bitter face, and he could almost imagine how miserable his score would be.
In the end, Lou Xiaoe's corrected score was really not very good. Yan Jiekuang scored 100 points on the 61-point paper.

Yan Jiekuang was quite frustrated, but he couldn't help the third master to be satisfied!

The third master even went back with a kind of paper to admire it carefully with the third mother, even Yan Jiekuang's family didn't want to go back.

This is so suffocating!
To sum up, after so many trainings by the devil, if he still can't pull a few idioms and other pretentious cultural people, he will be too broken!

Probably because the resentment between him and you is too deep, everyone present couldn't help laughing.

When He Yushui thought of the shining eyes of this silly boy when he took the textbook, he was overjoyed, but he was too embarrassed to laugh too loudly, so he could only keep making "puff puff" sounds beside him.

Silly Zhu couldn't hold back: "Yu Shui, you're a girl anyway, can you stop farting in front of the big guy?"

If this gets out, how will you restore your image in the future?How can I find a good husband?
Now it's Li Chuan's turn: "Pfft!"

Silly Zhu looked at him suspiciously, not knowing why he sprayed suddenly.

He Yushui: "..."

Fist hardened.

The end of the day ended in the fight between the brothers and sisters of the He family.

To be more accurate, it should be He Yushui beating He Yuzhu unilaterally in a rage.

Silly Zhu has rough skin and thick flesh, so it doesn't matter if his sister hits him twice or something.

Lou Xiao'e was a little worried that the two of them did not act lightly or seriously, so she said a few words of persuasion.

Li Chuan watched from the sidelines, still remembering his cold tone: "The rain has been training with you for a while, and you don't do anything at all, do you think you don't like her airs?"

He Yushui thought about it again, and felt that what he said was very reasonable, so his anger rose by two points!

Silly Zhu's resentful eyes hadn't conveyed it accurately, so He Yushui picked up the broom that had swept chicken feces and chased him around ten times.

Lou Xiaoe didn't know whether to laugh or cry, she elbowed Li Chuan and accused him: "You did it on purpose!"

Li Chuan pretended to be stupid: "What?"

He looks cold, but once you get to know him well, you will know how much he likes bad things.

Lou Xiao'e was quite speechless, she had just persuaded for a long time, and finally let the rain in a few words, but Li Chuan's words next to him made He Yushui furious again!