Siheyuan: Retirement is a moment of pleasure, but it is heartbroken to regret

Although Lou Xiaoe was curious, whenever those watermelons with thin skin and thick flesh were put in front of her, she forgot everything.

In the past few days, Xu Damao still worked tirelessly among the neighbors in the neighborhood, but every time this face appeared in front of them, everyone would think of Xu Damao who was fussing with a child that day, and Xu Damao was no longer as popular as before.

Xu Damao also learned a lesson from it, don't go out if you do something embarrassing, the more people look at you, the harder it is to forget, it's best to hide at home for ten days and a half months before coming out, people will almost forget it.

Okay, okay, Xu Damao reluctantly retreated behind the scenes, and only occasionally put on a TV show for everyone to watch.

In the scorching summer, another piece of news spread in the alley.

Sha Zhu and Zhao Rongrong got engaged, which is also a gratifying good thing, and what is even more surprising is the congratulatory gift from Li Chuan.

It turned out to be a huge watermelon with red silk hanging on it, which was quite festive and cute, which attracted everyone's attention, even the two newcomers were attracted.

"This watermelon is good, but I don't know how it tastes?"

"The taste must be bad." Someone said with certainty.

"why?"

Li Chuan blurted out unconvinced, this watermelon was carefully selected by him, how could it not be sweet.

"Why don't you cut it up and let us taste it?"

Li Chuan rubbed his nose and laughed. It turned out that this person wanted to eat watermelon, so that's not acceptable. This event was specially prepared for the two newcomers, implying that they would be single-minded and live a prosperous life inside.

"Oh, this watermelon is so big, it's enough for one person to share, what do you think, silly Zhu?"

Someone tried to convince the owner of the watermelon, Shazhu glanced at Zhao Rongrong, the meaning was obvious, it was all up to Zhao Rongrong to make the decision, Zhao Rongrong's eyes showed pride.

See, the man she chooses puts herself first.

"Rongrong, why don't you put this watermelon aunt in the basement for you first, and then it will be cold and delicious."

The aunt said this because she didn't want such a beautiful watermelon to be robbed by a group of people who just wanted to eat it. Watermelon is not cheap.

Zhao Rongrong nodded.

Those who only want to eat watermelon feel depressed, seeing those oily and watery meals, they lose their appetite, and still want to eat watermelon.

Fortunately, the engagement banquet is coming to an end.

Zhao Rongrong took out a large watermelon that had been cut in half, and everyone's eyes were instantly attracted. From the cut surface of the watermelon, it can be seen that the skin of the watermelon is thin and thick, and the flesh is red. The most surprising thing is that the watermelon has no son!
"Why doesn't this watermelon have watermelon seeds?"

Someone asked, and everyone looked at Li Chuan, who was the target of criticism.

Li Chuan put his hands behind his back, "Otherwise, it's a gift for someone else, of course it was carefully selected!"

Lou Xiao'e next to her silently rolled her eyes, shit, she can eat this kind of watermelon every day at home, it's not because she chooses it carefully!
However, of course Lou Xiaoe would not expose her husband's shortcomings in public.

When everyone heard this answer, they thought that Li Chuan had really been picking melons for a long time, and that he was good at picking melons.

So I stopped pestering Li Chuan. The cook cut the watermelon into pieces. Because there were too many people, each person was only given four or five pieces. One bite was not enough, two, three...

It's not enough to eat, okay? Many people didn't realize it, and the small plates in their hands were empty.

"This watermelon is delicious, Li Chuan, you have a good eye."

Li Chuan nodded, his whole body was upright and unfathomable, and he didn't take the initiative to touch the bowl of watermelon. In the end, Lou Xiaoe and Li Chuan's watermelon was divided among several children who didn't eat enough.

After a lively engagement banquet, Li Chuan returned home with Lou Xiao'e.

As soon as she got home, Lou Xiaoe grabbed Li Chuan's neck, "Tell me, where did you get the watermelon?"

That posture was like swearing not to give up until the goal was reached. Li Chuan's mind went blank for a moment, or he would tell Lou Xiao'e about his systematic affairs. After thinking about it, Li Chuan shook his head in his heart.

No, if you say this, you will definitely be regarded as a lunatic, not to mention it will attract the jealousy of others.

"Ah, I said I said, I actually picked it up..."

"I do not believe-"

Lou Xiao'e didn't believe it at all, Li Chuan rolled his eyes, turned over and pressed Lou Xiao'e under him, there is a saying that goes well, if you can't beat a woman, go and conquer a woman.

Sure enough, under Li Chuan's offensive, Lou Xiaoe was quickly defeated.

In the past two days, people in the courtyard have been asking Li Chuan where to buy the watermelon, both openly and secretly. Send two watermelons to everyone in the courtyard, and said.

"These are the last two good watermelons. They are really gone. Let everyone eat them for free."

Everyone said thank you and started to eat. Xu Damao, who was standing next to him, looked livid and wanted to eat watermelon again, so he took a piece of watermelon and ate it stiffly.

He regarded the watermelon in his mouth as Li Chuan and ate it. Who would have thought that he hated Li Chuan? After eating a piece of watermelon, he didn't taste anything at all. He reached out to take another watermelon, but was stopped by Jia Zhang.

"You can't eat any more, there is a fixed number for each person."

In the end, Xu Damao could only withdraw his hand embarrassingly.

I also feel that Li Chuan is too stingy, if I want to take more, who can eat these watermelons!
wrong!

It should be that Li Chuan stole his limelight again this time, and it will be even more difficult for him to be elected as the fourth master.

Li Chuan pondered, it seems that it is time to visit the third master, after all, the third master has rich experience and should have a solution.

After making up his mind, Li Chuan prepared some gifts, which was a world famous book.

The third master has the bad temper of a literati, he likes to put on airs to fight for face, but in fact he is really caring.

When he reached the door, Xu Damao recalled the tragic scene of being spit on the face by the fourth master again, and felt a little uncomfortable in his stomach, so he swallowed.

Xu Damao knocked lightly on the door, and soon the third mother came over to open the door. The third mother saw that it was Xu Damao, and a look of surprise flashed in her eyes. She heard that she was here to find the old man, so she let Xu Damao in without any further thought.

The third master in the room was studying with a book, Xu Damao breathed a sigh of relief seeing this scene, it seems that he bought the right gift.

"You came!"

The third master didn't even give Xu Damao a look. It was within his expectation that Xu Damao came over. He wasn't surprised at all, but he felt a little uncomfortable. It's embarrassing, it's really unbearable.