Metropolis: The most powerful face-slapping system

Starting today as the village head, Lin Tian puts himself in the right position.

As the saying goes, there are three fires for a new official to take office, Lin Tian doesn't do that, he only issued one order.

"Fruit planting in the whole village is all in accordance with the requirements of the agricultural cooperative."

Wearing casual clothes, a straw hat, and a small briefcase, followed by his younger brother Lin Hai, Lin Tian walked in the village very arrogantly, instructing the villagers how to plant and how much to plant; what should be planted in your family, what should be planted in his family what to plant.

Old Uncle Zhang's grandson, Xiao Goudan, and his friends were kicking the ball at the entrance of the village, and accidentally kicked it directly to Lin Tian's feet.

Goudan shouted: "Brother Lin Tian, ​​kick the ball over."

Lin Tian:? ? ?
Stomped the ball with one kick, and then came to the dumbfounded Goudan: "What did you call me?"

Goudan was very sad when he saw his ball was trampled by Lin Tian, ​​so he started to cry: "Ahhhhhh, you broke my ball, woo woo woo, brother Lin Tian, ​​you are bad, You bastard, I'm going to tell my grandpa."

"Drink!"

Seeing that this little guy was so ignorant, Lin Tian handed the briefcase to Lin Hai who was behind him and said, "Hai Zi, give him 20 yuan, and tell him not to cry!"

Lin Hai took the briefcase, took out a 20 yuan bill, and threw it in front of Goudan, and Goudan stopped crying immediately.

"What are you doing, I tell you, don't think that you can buy me off like this!"

"Yeah, Haizi, give him another 20!" Lin Tianhao said aggressively.

"Wow wow wow!!!!!!"

The friends who played football together looked at Goudan very enviously. He just stepped on a ball, and there was 40 yuan. I lost it, and I giao! ! !

How many packs of spicy strips can I buy?

One of the children, probably Goudan's lackey, ran to the front and said, "Boss, let's take it, 40 yuan is four times your monthly pocket money! You can buy five balls, and people can't give up just for the balls." money."

Goudan wiped away his tears, what Huzi said made sense, money is important.

"hey-hey."

Goudan took the money with a smile, and Lin Tian smiled: "Haizi, give him 20, and let him call me the village chief."

Lin Hai took out 20 yuan and threw it to Goudan with great pride. Goudan looked at the 20 yuan and hesitated and said: "You are delusional, let me tell you, my grandfather is the eternal village head, I just want to buy it for this small amount of money." walk me"

A swipe!
Lin Tian took the briefcase directly and pulled out a one hundred.

The friend behind Goudan opened his mouth wide, and Huzi's eyeballs almost popped out. Goudan swallowed his saliva as he looked at the 100 yuan.

"make a deal."

Goudan kicked into his pocket together with the 20 yuan in Lin Hai's hand.

"village head."

Lin Tian nodded in satisfaction, and looked at Goudan's sincere eyes, who said that money can't buy love; Goudan, the grandson of Uncle Zhang who was still strong just now, said with a smile to himself at this moment: "Hello Village Chief!" .”

What is this, this is love.

"Haizi, everyone give 20, let them praise me for being handsome."

Huzi said: "No way, village chief, you need 50 for being handsome, and 100 for our boss!"

Goudan looked at Huzi with great satisfaction, he was worthy of being his confidant, at this time he still remembered to raise his standard.

"Hey, I like you bastard, loyal!"

"Okay! Haizi, Goudan will give you 100, that Huzi will give you 50 plus a bonus of 20, and everyone else will get 50 each, praise me for being handsome together!"

Brush brush.

Lin Hai drew money, and every child had a happy and happy smile on their faces.

"The village head is so handsome!"

"The village head is so handsome!"

"The village head is so handsome!"

The voices one after another, childlike and real, made Lin Tian intoxicated, enriched and gratified.

Alas, the happiness of the village head is so plain and boring.