Metropolis: The most powerful face-slapping system

Yanjing News Channel:
"Recently, our city has successfully arrested the famous speeding thief. It is understood that the speeding thief has been in Yan, Tian, ​​and He for a long time, committing crimes, and the method of committing crimes is very arrogant; every time he steals something, he will give the victim a The middle finger, causing great psychological harm to the victim.

Next, follow our reporter to interview these two speeding thieves. "

Saying that, the young lady from Yanjing News Station took the microphone and walked up to the two bandits.

The two bandits were handcuffed to the window with one hand, and were taking notes with a pen in their free hand.

The young lady of the news reporter took the microphone and stepped forward with a smile on her face and asked, "Excuse me, Mr. Bandit, why do you want to steal?"

The person who was asked was the young bandit, who was so young. He was crying in a low voice, very sad, and ignored the reporter's interview at all.

The lady reporter looked at the camera very sadly and said: "Audience friends, have you seen it? He regretted it so much that he dared not answer our questions."

The lady reporter turned around again and found another bandit holding a pen very comfortably, humming a song and taking notes there.

Ok?
The professional sensitivity made her have a strong interest in this bandit.

"Hello Mr. Bandit, I would like to ask you, why are you so happy?"

The big bandit brother was slightly taken aback: "I'm not happy, why am I still crying? We've all been caught, the deal is done, so let's go to jail happily."

When the bandit boy heard this, he stopped crying, it seemed like this.

The reporter was a little embarrassed, but she still kept smiling and said, "Then Mr. Bandit, why are you stealing?"

The big bandit brother said helplessly, "If you don't have money, whoever has money will be a bandit!"

Hearing what the bandit brother said, the reporter's sense of justice as a journalist suddenly aroused, and she asked angrily: "Mr. Bandit, you are a healthy person with arms and legs. Why did you choose to steal to come here?" As a means of earning a living; you can go out to work, or start a small business, so you can live well!"

As soon as the reporter lady finished speaking, the bandit elder brother immediately said: "It is impossible to work part-time, and it is impossible to work part-time in this life!"

He changed his posture, touched his chin with his hand, and said with a feeling: "I don't know how to do business. Only by stealing this kind of thing can I maintain my life, like this."

Miss reporter is confused, this, this, this
She swallowed a mouthful of saliva, hold on, don't panic, anyway, she is also the title of Taiwan flower reporter of Yanjing News Channel, and she can't be stopped by a bandit.

She thought about it, got it?
"Mr. Bandit, with your appearance, you are about to enter the police station. Aren't you afraid of being here?"

Mr. Bandit slapped his thigh and said with a smile: "Oh, you don't know, the feeling inside the police station is much better than outside!"

Miss reporter and videographer: =( ) lie down━=( )━ rub!!!!
The bandit brother calculated with one hand: "Inside, there is food to eat and water to drink when it's time to order. Moreover, everyone inside is talented and speaks nicely. Daily life is very fun, much more fun than speeding robbery outside. It's; wow, I love it in here."

The reporter's worldview collapsed, and she asked anxiously, "What about your family? Your family knows you like this, so they don't feel sad."

The bandit elder brother suddenly fell into grief, he looked up at the sky, and said with tears in his eyes: "I have no home anymore."

The little sister of the reporter asked puzzledly, "How could that be, where are your parents?"

The bandit brother cried, "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"

The lady reporter heard the sound and knew it. It turned out that Gao Tang was no longer there.

"Then do you have any other siblings?"

The bandit elder brother raised his head, looked at the bandit younger brother with tears in his eyes, and said, "That! This is my only younger brother, unfortunately, I can only take him with me, wandering around the world, looting houses, blah blah blah"

The bandit boy rolled his eyes at his elder brother, feeling in his heart, his elder brother's acting is really good, he cried when he saw that the reporter and the camera were messing with each other.

"Zhou Daniu!"

When the bandit brother heard it, he immediately stood up: "Here!"

Ready to come and sign, your parents come to you for a final talk.

When the bandit boy heard this, his parents came, and it was over, and a beating was inevitable.

The reporter lady and the camera brother looked at each other, and they both saw the doubts in each other's hearts.

Ok?
Didn't he say that he is already high?
Two policemen came over, uncuffed Zhou Daniu and his younger brother, and took him to the family meeting room.

Seeing that the reporter was about to leave, she asked, "Mr. Bandit, what is your name?"

Zhou Daniu turned around, with an evil smile on the corner of his mouth, and said, "Just call me Daniel, or you can call me by my title: Guevara Zhou."

Ah!
At that moment, the lady reporter was drunk.

The melancholy eyes, the sad beard, and the wicked smile on the top of his mouth all deeply attracted her.

But the next moment, Zhou Daniu was slapped on the head by the police.

"I'm telling you to pretend to be aggressive, let's go!"

"Yes, Arthur, don't start."

The bandit boy started crying again: "Woooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooo"