Metropolis: The most powerful face-slapping system

Lin Hai was a little flustered.

Because looking at his elder brother Lin Tian, ​​looking at him with such an expectant expression, Lin Hai felt that his elder brother had great expectations for him, which made Lin Hai panic!

why?

Because Lin Hai has been like this since he was a child, that is, once there are elders who have expectations or hopes for what they do, he will not do well on the contrary.

Why, because he is under pressure!

Therefore, when he was in school, if his father wanted him to take the exam, Lin Hai would definitely be nervous about the exam.

However, if he doesn't pay attention to him, he will work hard quietly, because no one pays attention, even if he fails, no one pays attention.

However, what is frustrating is that Lin Hai is not like his cousin, sometimes he can't get the results he wants no matter how hard he works; on the other hand, his cousin, that guy came back from school, and he didn't see him doing his homework.

Especially when Lin Tian was in high school, Lin Hai never saw him bring books home during the holidays.

Facts have proved that geniuses do exist. You see, cousin Lin Tian was not only good at reading when he was young, but he is also amazing when he grows up.

Lin Tian looked at Lin Hai with a smile on his face, there was nothing he could do, the pie fell from the sky.

He also carefully read the system instructions just now, as long as he gives Lin Hai [-] million, Lin Hai will lose all of it, and if the dream pretends to fail, he can get a rebate of [-] pretending value.

Lin Tian was very confused and asked the system why it did this.

The system said: "It is to let Lin Tian understand the pain of pretending to fail."

Lin Tian didn't speak for a long time after listening, he was perverted enough, he deserved to be a system!
"Hahaha, brother, quickly give me your account number, and my brother will send money to you!" Lin Tian slapped Lin Hai on the shoulder, and said to Lin Hai happily.

It’s okay to be unhappy, the origin of this wave of pretentiousness is currently the easiest one to look at.

In Lin Tian's eyes, the current Lin Hai is worth [-] pretense!

Lin Hai stood up anxiously and said, "Brother, I really don't want 5000 million, [-] million is enough for me!"

"Hey! What are you talking about!"

Lin Tian took a look at Lin Hai, interrupted him hastily, jokingly, you are not letting my brother make money, but he must not tell Lin Hai like this, nor force him, otherwise this guy will definitely be punished. scare yourself away!

There is no other way, but to activate the Dafa of Fudge!

Like back then, when Lin Tian was at Yenching University, he was the class monitor and the president of the student union. His ability to speak and fool around was not built on!

In Yang Tian's words: "I think back then, when the boss gave a speech, those who joined the student union were lined up from the east gate of Yanda University to the west gate!"

Lin Tian's speech ability reached its peak in a domestic college debate competition in the second semester of his junior year!
In that campus debate, although Yanda University was one of the top twin universities in China, it was caught off guard by the sudden rise of Minda, but!

Lin Tian, ​​when other teammates were attacked and unable to backhand, he used his own strength to resist the four players from the National People's Congress, and fought against the Confucianism, and finally won with a slight advantage. This also brought Lin Tian's personal heroism charm to the fullest. Extreme!
In Yang Tian's words: "The ghost knows how many mushrooms fell under my elder brother's mouth that day!"

After that time, the brothers in the dormitory all agreed that Lin Tian wished he could be in Eagle Country, otherwise his speech ability would surpass the President of Eagle Country!
So, facing his cousin Lin Hai's rejection, Lin Tian felt that he had to go back to his old job.

Lin Tian hugged Lin Hai's shoulders, looked at him solemnly and asked, "Brother, tell me, what is your dream?"

Seeing Lin Tian being so serious, Lin Hai really thought about it carefully, and then said: "Study for the rise of China!"

Lin Tian: "Well, the ideal is very good, but now, don't you want to start a business!"

Lin Hai: "Oh, that's right. Well, I want to start a company. As for what kind of company to start, I haven't made up my mind yet."

When Lin Tian heard it, there was a play!

Listen, just by looking at it, you can tell that you are the owner of the money loss. You have not thought about anything, but you have to start a business to realize your dream, iron leek!

Lin Tian turned into a dream mentor and said patiently: "It's okay, it doesn't matter what kind of company we open, what is important is that we have the courage to start a company. Brother, brother is proud of you, you are amazing!"

Lin Hai was dumbfounded by the praise, but it didn't affect his shyness in the slightest.

"Brother, I haven't done anything yet, you just praise me for being outstanding."

Lin Tian waved his hand and said, "A journey of a thousand miles begins with a single step. If you have this idea, you have surpassed 99.9% of the people!"

Lin Hai nodded thoughtfully, what his brother said makes sense, no wonder his brother can be the big boss; Lin Hai's confidence in starting a business has increased a lot, he thought to himself, brother is so proud!You might as well ask your brother what you want to do.

Lin Hai looked at Lin Tian and asked sincerely: "Then, in my brother's opinion, what should I do better?"

Lin Tian turned around, turned into a dream mentor in an instant and said: "Life is like a journey. If you care about it, it should be the scenery along the way, not the destination; Hai, tell brother, do you have any hobbies?"

Lin Hai thought about it carefully and said, "Does reading novels count?"

"Forget! For sure!"

Lin Tian nodded happily and said: "Since your hobby is reading novels, then you should start your business from your hobby. For example, don't you like reading novels, why don't you build a novel website yourself? Then take the excellent novels written by the authors, make movies, engage in TV dramas, create your own artists, and by then, you will be the Hollywood of the East!"

Lin Tian kept instilling in Lin Hai, describing beautiful pictures to Lin Hai through his own mouth, making him fantasize and intoxicated.

Lin Tian chuckled and said, "When the time comes, think about it. At home and abroad, if the stars in the entertainment circle don't flatter you, and the investors don't get close to you, everyone in the world doesn't know the king; when that time comes, Liu Yu won't be able to worship you." kill you!"

Said, Lin Tian patted Lin Hai, Lin Hai was both beautiful and shy, covered his face in embarrassment, and laughed.

"Oh, brother, why are you so awesome!"

The beautiful Lin Hai even acted coquettishly with Lin Tian, ​​acting as if you were too beautiful; Lin Tian endured it in order to pretend to be aggressive, and did not hit Lin Hai.

Seeing Lin Hai slowly sinking into the sweet dream he wove, Lin Hai put his shoulders on Lin Hai's shoulders again, and whispered in his ear: "So, to do this, how can 5000 million be possible? I despise [-] million!"

Lin Hai frowned slightly and said, "But bro, what if we lose money?"

Lin Tian waved his hand and said: "What if we lose money, so what? Isn't it just [-] million yuan? To your brother and me, it's just a small thing!"

Speaking of this, fearing that Lin Hai would not be cruel, Lin Tian even pretended to be more forceful: "To tell you the truth, your brother and I are now poor, only money is left! You have to remember, money is the most important thing for me. It's the easiest thing in the world to get."

Lin Hai raised his head and looked at Lin Tian with a shocked expression.

"Ding! Congratulations to the host for pretending to be a shocking and convincing pussy. I will reward you with 100 pretending points."

Lin Tian sighed, how lonely it is to be rich.

"How about it, brother, do you dare to do it?"

Lin Hai looked at his brother Lin Tian's expectant expression, and nodded heavily.