Rebirth Ultimate class as salted fish
Chapter 173 Boy urine and mung bean powder
After being urged by Brother Xiong and Grandpa, Xia Tian ran to the bathroom with a container and began to operate it.
Brother Xiong and the others were not idle, they carried a-chord to a guest room and put it on the bed.
People stood around waiting for someone to come.
But after waiting for a full 5 minutes, Xia Tian did not come back, Brother Xiong was even more impatient.
"Why is this summer so long!"
Just when she walked to the door of the room and was about to go downstairs to remind her, she almost collided with someone who had returned.
She looked at her son in surprise, and her eyes were fixed on the container in his hand.
At this time, Xia Tian walked in with a four-liter mineral water bucket, two-thirds of the volume inside was already filled with dark yellow urine, and there was still a layer of foam floating on the top.
"Wow."
"Wow."
"Wow."
Xia Yu, Xia Mei and Brother Xiong were shocked when they saw the exaggerated capacity.
Xia Mei is even more blunt.
"Wow, little brother, you must be too angry.
Why is your urine so yellow! "
"It's okay!" Xia Tian stood in the same place with some embarrassment, and said foolishly.
Brother Xiong first cared about Xia Tian's physical condition, and then directed Xia Mei to prepare this cheap prescription according to a-chord's request.
But Xia Mei shied away for a while, and finally had to hand over this arduous task to Xia Yu.
Xia Yu, who was the eldest son of Xia, had no choice but to bite the bullet, but when he received the mineral water bottle, he couldn't help but exclaimed.
"Hey, it's still hot."
Hearing this, Brother Xiong and Xia Mei couldn't help pinching their noses tightly, not daring to breathe.
After a while of messing around, Xia Yu completed the creation of boy's urine mixed with mung bean powder.
Holding a bowl of mung bean water full of urine smell, he walked up to a-chord, and before he could say anything, Xia Tian helped a-chord up with a wink.
Because he didn't dare to mess with his elder brother, if he didn't go his way and poured this water on himself, it would be disgusting to death.
So, with Xia Tian's cooperation, the half-dead A-chord drank the bowl of water in a daze.
It's a pity that after a few sips, he vomited it out, and Xia Yu backed away in fright.
Even Brother Xiong and Xia Mei, who were watching from a distance, were taken aback.
I don't know if this cheap trick has worked, a-chord has recovered some sanity, but he is still weak, and his spirit is also in a trance.
He looked at Xia Tian who was supporting him with an aggrieved face, and said softly.
"What the hell is that!
So coquettish, so smelly! "
After hearing this, Xia Tian's originally joyful face suddenly became embarrassed.
"But the taste is sweet and quite refreshing."
Hearing a-chord say this, everyone was overjoyed, and Brother Xiong spoke out boldly.
"Cool!
If you feel good, drink more, you're welcome, there are plenty.
Isn't this the prescription you mentioned?The boy added mung bean powder to his urine. "
As soon as the words were finished, Xia Yu directly poured the rest of the bowl into a-chord, talking while pouring.
"A little more, a little more."
Looking at the spirited and struggling a-chord, Xia Yu couldn't help feeling: "This thing is getting more and more useful."
At this time, a-chord, who had just returned from the reaction, looked at the three people in front of him with a look of horror.
"You said, what I just drank was boy's urine and mung bean powder."
"Yeah, yeah
That one belongs to my little brother, and I'm sure, he's still a virgin! "
Looking at the aggrieved a-chord, Xia Mei quickly explained with a smirk.
But following her explanation, a-chord completely fainted from anger, and the sharp-eyed Xia Yu took another shot of mung bean water.
Pulled back the a-chord who had lost consciousness and wanted to escape from reality.
Xia Tian also added fuel to the fire, repeating in a-chord's ear: "a-chord, don't worry.
I really am, so you are saved. "
"Yes, he really is, really is," Xia Yu on the side echoed again and again.
But the more a-chord heard what they said, the more aggrieved he felt, but he couldn't blame these good friends for this oolong.
But he still wailed in a helpless way.
"The boy's urine and mung bean powder I'm talking about are for rubbing on wounds, not for drinking"
After expressing the grievance in his heart, he fell into a coma again.
Everyone was helpless, but Xia Yu still poured the remaining mung bean water into his mouth, and said casually.
"Don't waste it, don't waste it."
Brother Xiong went downstairs when he saw that the a-chord had stabilized. He wasn't surprised to see Xiu sitting on the sofa.
After all, Grandpa had already called Dongchengwei's stronghold when they brought the patient upstairs, so it was not surprising that he appeared here at this time.
Grandpa looked at Brother Xiong and asked hurriedly.
"A-chord, is it any better?"
"Sleeping means falling asleep, but because of the smell of urine in my mouth, I don't dare to approach him and talk to him."
Compared to Brother Xiong with a sad face, Grandpa Xia Liu's eyes lit up and he explained to his daughter.
"If you talk about this, you women won't understand, if it smells bad, it's the real boy's urine!
I don't know if there is any leftover, I want to try it. "
Brother Xiong looked at the old urchin in front of him with a look of surprise and embarrassment, and quickly grabbed him who was about to run away.
"dad!!!
Your whole body is fine, why are you drinking urine with others!
You think drinking urine is fun, but a-chord is forced to drink urine, so you have to drink it too.
You... don't make trouble there. "
Looking at Brother Xiong with a bitter face, the childlike grandpa suddenly lost interest.
"You have no sense of humor.
Forget it, it's not fun. "
Xiu on the side, looking at the father and daughter, feels that they are quite interesting to get along with, and yearns for such an ordinary life in his heart.
It's a pity that the responsibilities and missions he assumed were not as he wished.
Just like now, he also had to interrupt this funny scene.
Xiu looked at Brother Xiong with a serious face, and asked, "Brother Xiong, what is the origin of that King of Lanling who injured a-chord?"
Brother Xiong, who heard this, directly relayed his father's speculation last night and the supernatural doctor's words today to Xiu, hoping to help him.
"So like this, like this like this, like this like this, like this like this."
Xiu, who had already learned about it, became serious, and couldn't help thinking that a-chord might cause trouble for the Xia family, so he said hastily.
"Brother Xiong, I think I'd better take a-chord away from Xia's house as soon as possible."
Brother Xiong looked puzzled.
But before she could speak, Xiu said bluntly.
"After all, this is our Dongchengwei's own business, we should handle it ourselves."
"But his limbs haven't recovered yet, you have to take him away." Brother Xiong looked at Xiu with some surprise.
Hearing Brother Xiong's words, Xiu couldn't help but fell silent.
At this time, Grandpa on the side became serious.
"The man was rescued by Brother Xiong, so it is also a matter of our Xia Lanxunde family. Don't be polite to you Dongchengwei, you are all your own people.
It doesn't matter who handles it, right? "
After finishing speaking, he still held up his thumb and looked at Brother Xiong with a serious face, begging for praise.
"Brother Xiong, is it considered loyalty by Dad when he said this?"
"Calculate"
In the end, Xiu had no choice but to agree.
They, Dongchengwei, will be stationed in the Xia family early tomorrow morning to form a supernatural protective net to protect the Xia family. As soon as the a-chord resumes walking, they will leave immediately.
Brother Xiong and the others were not idle, they carried a-chord to a guest room and put it on the bed.
People stood around waiting for someone to come.
But after waiting for a full 5 minutes, Xia Tian did not come back, Brother Xiong was even more impatient.
"Why is this summer so long!"
Just when she walked to the door of the room and was about to go downstairs to remind her, she almost collided with someone who had returned.
She looked at her son in surprise, and her eyes were fixed on the container in his hand.
At this time, Xia Tian walked in with a four-liter mineral water bucket, two-thirds of the volume inside was already filled with dark yellow urine, and there was still a layer of foam floating on the top.
"Wow."
"Wow."
"Wow."
Xia Yu, Xia Mei and Brother Xiong were shocked when they saw the exaggerated capacity.
Xia Mei is even more blunt.
"Wow, little brother, you must be too angry.
Why is your urine so yellow! "
"It's okay!" Xia Tian stood in the same place with some embarrassment, and said foolishly.
Brother Xiong first cared about Xia Tian's physical condition, and then directed Xia Mei to prepare this cheap prescription according to a-chord's request.
But Xia Mei shied away for a while, and finally had to hand over this arduous task to Xia Yu.
Xia Yu, who was the eldest son of Xia, had no choice but to bite the bullet, but when he received the mineral water bottle, he couldn't help but exclaimed.
"Hey, it's still hot."
Hearing this, Brother Xiong and Xia Mei couldn't help pinching their noses tightly, not daring to breathe.
After a while of messing around, Xia Yu completed the creation of boy's urine mixed with mung bean powder.
Holding a bowl of mung bean water full of urine smell, he walked up to a-chord, and before he could say anything, Xia Tian helped a-chord up with a wink.
Because he didn't dare to mess with his elder brother, if he didn't go his way and poured this water on himself, it would be disgusting to death.
So, with Xia Tian's cooperation, the half-dead A-chord drank the bowl of water in a daze.
It's a pity that after a few sips, he vomited it out, and Xia Yu backed away in fright.
Even Brother Xiong and Xia Mei, who were watching from a distance, were taken aback.
I don't know if this cheap trick has worked, a-chord has recovered some sanity, but he is still weak, and his spirit is also in a trance.
He looked at Xia Tian who was supporting him with an aggrieved face, and said softly.
"What the hell is that!
So coquettish, so smelly! "
After hearing this, Xia Tian's originally joyful face suddenly became embarrassed.
"But the taste is sweet and quite refreshing."
Hearing a-chord say this, everyone was overjoyed, and Brother Xiong spoke out boldly.
"Cool!
If you feel good, drink more, you're welcome, there are plenty.
Isn't this the prescription you mentioned?The boy added mung bean powder to his urine. "
As soon as the words were finished, Xia Yu directly poured the rest of the bowl into a-chord, talking while pouring.
"A little more, a little more."
Looking at the spirited and struggling a-chord, Xia Yu couldn't help feeling: "This thing is getting more and more useful."
At this time, a-chord, who had just returned from the reaction, looked at the three people in front of him with a look of horror.
"You said, what I just drank was boy's urine and mung bean powder."
"Yeah, yeah
That one belongs to my little brother, and I'm sure, he's still a virgin! "
Looking at the aggrieved a-chord, Xia Mei quickly explained with a smirk.
But following her explanation, a-chord completely fainted from anger, and the sharp-eyed Xia Yu took another shot of mung bean water.
Pulled back the a-chord who had lost consciousness and wanted to escape from reality.
Xia Tian also added fuel to the fire, repeating in a-chord's ear: "a-chord, don't worry.
I really am, so you are saved. "
"Yes, he really is, really is," Xia Yu on the side echoed again and again.
But the more a-chord heard what they said, the more aggrieved he felt, but he couldn't blame these good friends for this oolong.
But he still wailed in a helpless way.
"The boy's urine and mung bean powder I'm talking about are for rubbing on wounds, not for drinking"
After expressing the grievance in his heart, he fell into a coma again.
Everyone was helpless, but Xia Yu still poured the remaining mung bean water into his mouth, and said casually.
"Don't waste it, don't waste it."
Brother Xiong went downstairs when he saw that the a-chord had stabilized. He wasn't surprised to see Xiu sitting on the sofa.
After all, Grandpa had already called Dongchengwei's stronghold when they brought the patient upstairs, so it was not surprising that he appeared here at this time.
Grandpa looked at Brother Xiong and asked hurriedly.
"A-chord, is it any better?"
"Sleeping means falling asleep, but because of the smell of urine in my mouth, I don't dare to approach him and talk to him."
Compared to Brother Xiong with a sad face, Grandpa Xia Liu's eyes lit up and he explained to his daughter.
"If you talk about this, you women won't understand, if it smells bad, it's the real boy's urine!
I don't know if there is any leftover, I want to try it. "
Brother Xiong looked at the old urchin in front of him with a look of surprise and embarrassment, and quickly grabbed him who was about to run away.
"dad!!!
Your whole body is fine, why are you drinking urine with others!
You think drinking urine is fun, but a-chord is forced to drink urine, so you have to drink it too.
You... don't make trouble there. "
Looking at Brother Xiong with a bitter face, the childlike grandpa suddenly lost interest.
"You have no sense of humor.
Forget it, it's not fun. "
Xiu on the side, looking at the father and daughter, feels that they are quite interesting to get along with, and yearns for such an ordinary life in his heart.
It's a pity that the responsibilities and missions he assumed were not as he wished.
Just like now, he also had to interrupt this funny scene.
Xiu looked at Brother Xiong with a serious face, and asked, "Brother Xiong, what is the origin of that King of Lanling who injured a-chord?"
Brother Xiong, who heard this, directly relayed his father's speculation last night and the supernatural doctor's words today to Xiu, hoping to help him.
"So like this, like this like this, like this like this, like this like this."
Xiu, who had already learned about it, became serious, and couldn't help thinking that a-chord might cause trouble for the Xia family, so he said hastily.
"Brother Xiong, I think I'd better take a-chord away from Xia's house as soon as possible."
Brother Xiong looked puzzled.
But before she could speak, Xiu said bluntly.
"After all, this is our Dongchengwei's own business, we should handle it ourselves."
"But his limbs haven't recovered yet, you have to take him away." Brother Xiong looked at Xiu with some surprise.
Hearing Brother Xiong's words, Xiu couldn't help but fell silent.
At this time, Grandpa on the side became serious.
"The man was rescued by Brother Xiong, so it is also a matter of our Xia Lanxunde family. Don't be polite to you Dongchengwei, you are all your own people.
It doesn't matter who handles it, right? "
After finishing speaking, he still held up his thumb and looked at Brother Xiong with a serious face, begging for praise.
"Brother Xiong, is it considered loyalty by Dad when he said this?"
"Calculate"
In the end, Xiu had no choice but to agree.
They, Dongchengwei, will be stationed in the Xia family early tomorrow morning to form a supernatural protective net to protect the Xia family. As soon as the a-chord resumes walking, they will leave immediately.
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