The strongest cultivation system

As Han Hao walked, he asked the system: "System, how much medicine pill do you refine for me?"

Hearing Han Hao's sudden question about this matter, the system was like Monk Zhang Er, confused for a while: "Why do you ask this, don't you understand my painstaking efforts? The reason why I let you take that elixir It's to make you get better soon, you don't know how to be grateful, and now Haina is talking about this matter!"

Han Hao saw that the system misunderstood him, so he smiled: "Don't misunderstand the system, I am so impressed by your level of refining medicine, I thought of my mother teaching me to know how to share when I was a child, so I asked you Order that medicine and share it with someone."

When Han Hao said this, the system understood it in seconds, and his tone revealed great expectations: "Hahaha, this is a good idea, and it's good to share! I didn't expect Ni to understand such a profound truth. Everyone in the world says to share, but How many people can understand this principle so thoroughly like the host? These are three, and I will give them to you now."

After finishing speaking, three pills appeared in Han Hao's hand again.After Han Hao got the elixir, he wanted to put it away.

At this moment, the system pondered for a while, and then said: "How can sharing be so stingy? I will practice a few more, just wait a moment, it will be ready soon."

After 10 minutes, the system said directly to Han Hao: "A few newly refined pills, you put them away." After finishing speaking, Han Hao looked into his hand and found that the one in his hand was not a pill this time. But a small bottle!

When Han Hao uncorked the bottle, he almost died laughing, because he found that there were dozens of these white pills inside!It is conceivable that if these medicines are given to a person, that person's Jedi will be pulled to death!

Han Hao originally wanted to say that he would not use so much, but after thinking about it, this kind of elixir is indeed a good thing, and he can save some for others to use!Especially this kind of elixir is also useful for cultivators.

Thinking of this, Han Hao went straight to a restaurant and stopped, then ordered two dishes.When no one noticed, Han Hao put a system-provided elixir in each dish.I opened another bottle of wine and put one in the wine, but I couldn't think enough, so I put three more!If these wines were drunk by one person, life would definitely be worse than death!

After Han Hao prepared these, he went straight to the table, looked at the dishes on the table, and thought that he was detoxifying himself anyway, took a bite of the dishes for a hundred years, and then shouted loudly to the door: "Mr. Zhang, I've been waiting for you inside for a long time. Since you're here, why don't you sit down and eat something? Otherwise, the food will be cold."

At this time, the people around Han Hao saw Han Hao talking to himself, and they all thought that they saw a neuropathy.There was pity and pity in his eyes.

At this moment, four or five people entered the restaurant at the same time, and the leader was Mr. Zhang.

After Mr. Zhang sat down, he smiled cruelly at Han Hao: "Han Hao, you actually know that I will follow you and still not run away. You are really not afraid of death!"

"Haha, I know I can't even run. It's better to be full and be a dead ghost."

Hearing Han Hao's words, Mr. Zhang thought that he did not see anyone protecting Han Hao along the way, and looked at the person he had hired for a lot of money, so he felt relieved.

"Han Hao, then I will satisfy you this time and let you be full!"

"Why don't we come together?"

"Hmph, I'm not used to the food in this small place!"

"Haha, I don't dare to eat anything, what's the matter? Are you afraid that I will be poisoned?"

After finishing speaking, Han Hao took a bite of each dish, and then pouted his mouth to indicate that it was not poisonous.

Seeing Han Hao doing this, Mr. Zhang thought that he would never dare to harm others in public, so he took a bite.

After seeing Mr. Zhang took a bite, Han Hao looked at the six bodyguards behind Mr. Zhang: "You guys also sit down and eat a la carte. It's been hard work following me for so long."

After finishing speaking, Han Hao called the waiter again, ordered a lot of dishes again, and secretly drugged all the meals he ordered when he used the excuse of going to the toilet.

They came up soon, and despite Han Hao's warm invitation many times, the bodyguards still refused to eat.No way, Han Hao took out the wine glass, poured the wine, and made a toast.Those bodyguards were so annoying that they could only have a drink each.

Of course, the amount of medicine in these wines made Han Hao dare not compliment him.

At this moment, Han Hao was waiting for the effect of the medicine to take effect.

Originally, Han Hao himself was also very worried. After all, he did not eat less. If he really got diarrhea now, he would be miserable when the banquet was held tonight.

However, Han Hao's worries are unnecessary. The system told Han Hao that the Xetilidin in his body is now working, and the effect of the cypress herb is very effective. Before the effect of the Xetilidin disappears, Han Hao will not have diarrhea .

When Han Hao heard this, he not only let go of his worries, but also began to imagine that when Mr. Zhang and his bodyguards had diarrhea, he would definitely choose to eat a large amount of Xieliding as he did at the beginning. If he was really impulsive, Han Hao couldn't imagine the consequences of eating too much.

Han Hao and them took it for a while, and when Han Hao felt that the effect of the medicine was about to come into play, he chuckled, dropped some money, turned around and ran away.

When Mr. Zhang and the six bodyguards saw that Han wanted to run, they ran after him.

Although Han Hao is not a cultivator, the effect of body training is still obvious. If Han Hao wants to get rid of them now, he can do it easily, but Han Hao did not do this. They led them to the busiest street, and Han Hao has also been confirmed by the system, there are no toilets around here!

When Han Hao reached his destination, he stopped immediately.

Seeing Han Hao stop, Mr. Zhang pointed at Han Hao out of breath, and asked triumphantly: "You run, why don't you run? Can't you run? Brothers, beat him up!"

After finishing speaking, the bodyguards behind Mr. Zhang wanted to beat Han Hao.But at this time, because the amount of medicine in the drink was relatively large, the expressions of the six people became a little unnatural. Instead, regardless of Mr. Zhang's orders, they began to pull a passerby over and asked: "Big brother... , where is there a toilet here?"

"Are you kidding me? This is a pedestrian street. It takes half an hour to go to the bathroom!"

When the bodyguards heard these words, their hearts simply collapsed.They were just about to leave here when they suddenly felt a pain in their stomach, and there was a puffing sound, and then, a foul smell appeared around the six people.Let the passersby who passed by here curse: "What the hell is this person, shitting on the street!"

"Made, it's really unlucky, how did you encounter such a situation when you went out!"

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At this time, Mr. Zhang was very unhappy: "There is a lot of shit and urine on the lazy donkey. My face is completely embarrassing to you, you..."

Poor Mr. Zhang hadn't finished speaking when he suddenly felt a pain in his stomach. Afterwards, a stench emanated from his pants. Mr. Zhang always thought that he was a person with status and status. How could he stand this? Shout out: "No!"

At this time, the people around them turned from anger to ridicule: "Hahaha, look, what happened to these seven people? They actually lost control of their bladder and bowels."

"Shall we help them?"

"Go on your own, don't drag me! It's disgusting."

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Although most people didn't want to come forward at this time, there were still a few kind-hearted people who wanted to call 120.But before he could call, Han Hao shouted: "Come and see, whose relative is this? I have already called 120. You don't need to call. If you call again, you will cause trouble for 120. Let's send them all." Moments and Weibo, so that his family can claim it."

After speaking, Han Hao was the first to take a photo and posted it on Weibo.

When Han Hao said this, the people around were also reminded, and they took pictures non-stop, and began to spread the word for help on Weibo and Moments.

Seeing this scene, the system sincerely said to Han Hao: "Host, you are really wicked!"