Siheyuan: Take Xu Damao to watch stick terriers eat chicken
Chapter 8 I will kick you and not lay eggs, Jia Jiatong made a statement
"Here we come!" Lou Xiao'e's voice immediately came from the room.
"Squeak!" Following the sound of the door opening, Lou Xiaoe came out lazily, yawning and stretching.
"What did you buy! It's giving me a headache."
Xu Damao raised the small fish in his hand, and said with a half smile: "I bought fish for you, and I will make fish soup for you later."
Lou Xiaoe yawned again and said, "Hurry up and make soup! I'm almost starving to death."
Xu Damao couldn't help but glanced at Lou Xiaoe, and cursed secretly in his heart: "I'm telling you, sooner or later I'll kick you, you bastard."
It has to be said that Miss Lou Xiaoe, a capitalist, has a lot of temper and airs. Even Xu Damao, who is awesome, can only pretend to be obedient in front of her.
Of course, for Xu Damao, this is not really giving in to Lou Xiao'e, but a different kind of flexibility.
In Xu Damao's heart, he didn't take Lou Xiao'e seriously at all, it was just that he had his little girl.
Xu Damao suppressed the dissatisfaction in his heart, but responded with a smile on his face.
"Okay! You go into the room and wait, I'll make fish soup for you right away."
However, just when Lou Xiaoe staggered her body, Xu Damao happened to see her own chicken coop.
Immediately, he stared at the chicken coop with wide eyes and was dumbfounded in disbelief.
Because there were two hens in the coop, but now there is only one, and the other has disappeared.
Xu Damao was anxious, pointing to the chicken coop and asked Lou Xiaoe.
"Goose, why is one of the two hens I keep in the coop missing?"
"Did you take it to give away? Why didn't you tell me?"
The reason why Xu Damao asked this was because Lou Xiao'e seldom cooks at home, let alone slaughtered chicken and stewed meat, it is simply impossible.
Lou Xiao quickly shook his head and said, "I don't know! I have a headache today, and I have been lying on the kang without getting up."
"Could it be that it ran out by itself! Let's go find it!"
At this time, Xu Damao's mind suddenly reflected the picture of the three brothers and sisters eating chicken, and seemed to understand something.
Damn stick, dare to steal me to save the old hen that lays eggs to make old chickens eat.
"Wait! You don't need to look for it anymore, I should know where my chickens went." Xu Damao hurriedly called out to find Lou Xiao'e.
Xu Damao's words made Lou Xiao'e feel a little confused.
"Da Mao! Didn't you just ask me where the chickens went? Why do you say you know where our chickens are now?" Lou Xiaoe asked very puzzled.
After Xu Damao put down the little fish in his hand, he said to Lou Xiaoe: "Let's go, let's go to the thief to settle the score. Today we have to pay for my chicken."
"Oh!" Lou Xiao'e responded lightly, and followed Xu Damao to the middle courtyard.
Seeing that Xu Damao went to the uncle's house, Lou Xiaoe asked even more suspiciously: "Da Mao, our chickens must have been stolen by the uncle, right?"
Xu Damao immediately turned his head and glared at Lou Xiao'e: "You have a brain in your words, don't let the old man hear this, I'm here to ask the old man to help find the chicken."
This is the insidiousness of Xu Damao, he had already guessed that it was Bang Jiao who stole his chicken, but he still came to find the uncle directly.
Because he needed to use the name of the uncle to make a big fuss about it, so that everyone knew about it.
The bigger the incident, the happier Xu Damao will be, and the more beneficial it will be for him.
After the uncle finds out, he will definitely mobilize all the people in the compound to look for it together, and there will be complaints everywhere.
Xu Damao doesn't care what others say about him, what he wants is to arouse everyone's anger.
In this way, he will be able to open his mouth to the Jia family lion at that time, and no one will say that there is something wrong with him.
Now when Xu Damao thinks of the scene of the three brothers and sisters eating roast chicken, he can't help but get angry, wishing he could smash the stick to pieces to relieve his hatred.
The damn stick not only stole his family's chicken, but also dared to call him a stupid big hat several times, and secretly called him the same stupid Jia's son as stick.
It's really a question of whether a scholar can bear it or can't bear it, Xu Damao must make the stick pay several times the price.
"That's right! Why didn't I think of that!" Lou Xiao'e said a little silly and sweet.
"Dong dong dong!" Xu Damao knocked on the door as soon as he reached the door of the uncle's house.
The old man who had just returned home from get off work quickly responded, "Who is it! Here it is, here it is."
"Xu Damao, why is it you? What can you do?" The elder opened the door and asked a little displeased when he saw Xu Damao.
Xu Damao hurriedly said: "Master, someone stole one of the chickens I raised in the coop."
The old man smiled and said: "Xu Damao, don't talk nonsense, although our compound is not closed at night, but over the years, no one has lost anything."
"Maybe your chicken may have escaped by itself."
"If you look around again, you may not know where your chicken is hiding."
Xu Damao quickly smiled and said: "Master, it's not that you don't know the situation of my family, or you should tell everyone and let the big guy help to find it."
Lou Xiaoe smiled and said, "Master, there are many people and strength is great, so please help me!"
The old man glanced at Xu Damao again and said, "You guys go and look for it too! I'll go and inform the people in the compound to help look for it."
Seeing that the old man promised to notify the big guy, Xu Damao took Lou Xiao'e and pretended to look for his chicken.
With the appearance of the uncle, the people in the courtyard, although a little reluctant, still started to look around.
Of course, none of them wanted to be entangled by Xu Damao. It would be best if they could help him get the chicken back, otherwise none of them would be able to prove their innocence.
Especially when the second uncle and the third uncle, after knowing that Xu Damao's family had lost a chicken, they immediately seemed to be on a stimulant.
The two uncles are not stupid. Since one of the two chickens was locked in a chicken coop and one was lost, it means that the chicken did not run away by itself, but was stolen by someone.
This is not a trivial matter for the whole hospital. If all the thieves are not caught, no one can sleep peacefully.
The third master was worried, what if his flowery underpants were stolen when he woke up.
Losing his trousers is a minor matter, but losing face is a major matter. If the damn thief tells him that he is wearing a flowered trousers, he will not be laughed out of his teeth.
It's okay to be laughed at, but will he still have prestige in the compound in the future?
The third uncle was thinking that he had to discuss it with the first and second uncles, and he had to buy a big lock and lock the courtyard door at night to be safe.
However, the second uncle thinks that he has a chance to stand out. If he is the first to find the chicken or the person who stole the chicken, will he be able to become the first uncle in the courtyard.
The second uncle doesn't want to be the second child of a thousand years, and be overwhelmed by the first uncle again and again.
It can be said that both the second uncle and the third uncle have their own advantages, and they are more energetic when they find chickens. Maybe Xu Damao will have to buy them a drink then.
However, even the entire courtyard, almost everyone was helping Xu Damao find chickens.
However, not even a chicken feather was found.
Sure enough, as Xu Damao expected, everyone was full of complaints and complaints.
Everyone also quickly understood one thing, Xu Damao's chicken did not escape by itself at all, but must have been stolen by a thief.
All the people couldn't help hating this thief, if anyone was caught, they would never let this thief lightly.
Of course, not everyone in the compound was helping Xu Damao find chickens.
For example, He Yuzhu, I cook his stewed chicken with mushrooms at home, and I have no plans to go out to find chicken.
Of course the uncle knew about He Yuzhu and Xu Damao's quarrel, and he didn't say much, just pretending he didn't know.
In addition, the deaf old lady naturally wouldn't bother with this matter, as long as she didn't have fun secretly.
Seeing that they couldn't find it for a long time, the three uncles had to discuss to hold a meeting of the whole hospital immediately.
Although the people in the compound were very disgusted, no one wanted to offend the three uncles, so they quickly gathered on the courtyard dam in the front yard.
As for Qin Huairu's family, they also did not come out to help find chickens, and the uncle even chose to turn a blind eye and let Qin Huairu's family do it.
When Qin Huairu knew that Xu Damao's chicken was missing, she didn't know where the chicken went.
Although he knew what was going on in his heart, Qin Huairu still wanted to get confirmation from the three brothers and sisters.
Qin Huairu looked at the three brothers and sisters who didn't even have an appetite for food and asked, "Banggen, where did Xu Damao's chicken go?"
Stick shook his head and said, "I don't know."
Jia Zhang suddenly became unhappy: "Huairu, you can eat but not talk nonsense, our family is a good boy."
"Dinner, Xu Damao's family lost a chicken, it's none of our business, you are not allowed to slander my grandson."
Qin Huairu had no choice but to point to the three brothers and sisters and said: "Mom, look at the three of them, they don't look hungry, it's obvious that they are full outside."
Jia Zhang is not blind, but just protecting the calf, so he asked Xiao Dang, "Xiao Dang, tell grandma, did you steal Xu Damao's chicken?"
Xiao Dang took a look at Sticky: "We are playing hide and seek."
Jiazhang looked at Xiaohuaihua again: "Huahuai, why don't you eat, tell grandma."
Xiao Huaihua burped and said, "I'm not hungry, the beggar's chicken made by my brother is delicious."
Listening to Xiao Huaihua's answer, everything became clear, whether it was the three brothers and sisters who stole Xu Damao's chicken or someone else.
Mrs. Jia Zhang quickly said: "You three are not allowed to go anywhere after dinner, just do your homework at home."
Because Jia Zhang knows that the three masters in charge of the courtyard will definitely hold a meeting of the whole courtyard to investigate this matter.
Qin Huairu hurriedly said: "I'm afraid it won't work if we don't go out, we must have a unified confession."
Jia Zhang glanced at Qin Huairu with squinted eyes and asked, "How to unify?"
Qin Huairu smiled and said, "Didn't the three Brothers and Sisters say that they were playing hide-and-seek when they came back, we just insisted that they have been playing hide-and-seek and haven't gone anywhere."
"Squeak!" Following the sound of the door opening, Lou Xiaoe came out lazily, yawning and stretching.
"What did you buy! It's giving me a headache."
Xu Damao raised the small fish in his hand, and said with a half smile: "I bought fish for you, and I will make fish soup for you later."
Lou Xiaoe yawned again and said, "Hurry up and make soup! I'm almost starving to death."
Xu Damao couldn't help but glanced at Lou Xiaoe, and cursed secretly in his heart: "I'm telling you, sooner or later I'll kick you, you bastard."
It has to be said that Miss Lou Xiaoe, a capitalist, has a lot of temper and airs. Even Xu Damao, who is awesome, can only pretend to be obedient in front of her.
Of course, for Xu Damao, this is not really giving in to Lou Xiao'e, but a different kind of flexibility.
In Xu Damao's heart, he didn't take Lou Xiao'e seriously at all, it was just that he had his little girl.
Xu Damao suppressed the dissatisfaction in his heart, but responded with a smile on his face.
"Okay! You go into the room and wait, I'll make fish soup for you right away."
However, just when Lou Xiaoe staggered her body, Xu Damao happened to see her own chicken coop.
Immediately, he stared at the chicken coop with wide eyes and was dumbfounded in disbelief.
Because there were two hens in the coop, but now there is only one, and the other has disappeared.
Xu Damao was anxious, pointing to the chicken coop and asked Lou Xiaoe.
"Goose, why is one of the two hens I keep in the coop missing?"
"Did you take it to give away? Why didn't you tell me?"
The reason why Xu Damao asked this was because Lou Xiao'e seldom cooks at home, let alone slaughtered chicken and stewed meat, it is simply impossible.
Lou Xiao quickly shook his head and said, "I don't know! I have a headache today, and I have been lying on the kang without getting up."
"Could it be that it ran out by itself! Let's go find it!"
At this time, Xu Damao's mind suddenly reflected the picture of the three brothers and sisters eating chicken, and seemed to understand something.
Damn stick, dare to steal me to save the old hen that lays eggs to make old chickens eat.
"Wait! You don't need to look for it anymore, I should know where my chickens went." Xu Damao hurriedly called out to find Lou Xiao'e.
Xu Damao's words made Lou Xiao'e feel a little confused.
"Da Mao! Didn't you just ask me where the chickens went? Why do you say you know where our chickens are now?" Lou Xiaoe asked very puzzled.
After Xu Damao put down the little fish in his hand, he said to Lou Xiaoe: "Let's go, let's go to the thief to settle the score. Today we have to pay for my chicken."
"Oh!" Lou Xiao'e responded lightly, and followed Xu Damao to the middle courtyard.
Seeing that Xu Damao went to the uncle's house, Lou Xiaoe asked even more suspiciously: "Da Mao, our chickens must have been stolen by the uncle, right?"
Xu Damao immediately turned his head and glared at Lou Xiao'e: "You have a brain in your words, don't let the old man hear this, I'm here to ask the old man to help find the chicken."
This is the insidiousness of Xu Damao, he had already guessed that it was Bang Jiao who stole his chicken, but he still came to find the uncle directly.
Because he needed to use the name of the uncle to make a big fuss about it, so that everyone knew about it.
The bigger the incident, the happier Xu Damao will be, and the more beneficial it will be for him.
After the uncle finds out, he will definitely mobilize all the people in the compound to look for it together, and there will be complaints everywhere.
Xu Damao doesn't care what others say about him, what he wants is to arouse everyone's anger.
In this way, he will be able to open his mouth to the Jia family lion at that time, and no one will say that there is something wrong with him.
Now when Xu Damao thinks of the scene of the three brothers and sisters eating roast chicken, he can't help but get angry, wishing he could smash the stick to pieces to relieve his hatred.
The damn stick not only stole his family's chicken, but also dared to call him a stupid big hat several times, and secretly called him the same stupid Jia's son as stick.
It's really a question of whether a scholar can bear it or can't bear it, Xu Damao must make the stick pay several times the price.
"That's right! Why didn't I think of that!" Lou Xiao'e said a little silly and sweet.
"Dong dong dong!" Xu Damao knocked on the door as soon as he reached the door of the uncle's house.
The old man who had just returned home from get off work quickly responded, "Who is it! Here it is, here it is."
"Xu Damao, why is it you? What can you do?" The elder opened the door and asked a little displeased when he saw Xu Damao.
Xu Damao hurriedly said: "Master, someone stole one of the chickens I raised in the coop."
The old man smiled and said: "Xu Damao, don't talk nonsense, although our compound is not closed at night, but over the years, no one has lost anything."
"Maybe your chicken may have escaped by itself."
"If you look around again, you may not know where your chicken is hiding."
Xu Damao quickly smiled and said: "Master, it's not that you don't know the situation of my family, or you should tell everyone and let the big guy help to find it."
Lou Xiaoe smiled and said, "Master, there are many people and strength is great, so please help me!"
The old man glanced at Xu Damao again and said, "You guys go and look for it too! I'll go and inform the people in the compound to help look for it."
Seeing that the old man promised to notify the big guy, Xu Damao took Lou Xiao'e and pretended to look for his chicken.
With the appearance of the uncle, the people in the courtyard, although a little reluctant, still started to look around.
Of course, none of them wanted to be entangled by Xu Damao. It would be best if they could help him get the chicken back, otherwise none of them would be able to prove their innocence.
Especially when the second uncle and the third uncle, after knowing that Xu Damao's family had lost a chicken, they immediately seemed to be on a stimulant.
The two uncles are not stupid. Since one of the two chickens was locked in a chicken coop and one was lost, it means that the chicken did not run away by itself, but was stolen by someone.
This is not a trivial matter for the whole hospital. If all the thieves are not caught, no one can sleep peacefully.
The third master was worried, what if his flowery underpants were stolen when he woke up.
Losing his trousers is a minor matter, but losing face is a major matter. If the damn thief tells him that he is wearing a flowered trousers, he will not be laughed out of his teeth.
It's okay to be laughed at, but will he still have prestige in the compound in the future?
The third uncle was thinking that he had to discuss it with the first and second uncles, and he had to buy a big lock and lock the courtyard door at night to be safe.
However, the second uncle thinks that he has a chance to stand out. If he is the first to find the chicken or the person who stole the chicken, will he be able to become the first uncle in the courtyard.
The second uncle doesn't want to be the second child of a thousand years, and be overwhelmed by the first uncle again and again.
It can be said that both the second uncle and the third uncle have their own advantages, and they are more energetic when they find chickens. Maybe Xu Damao will have to buy them a drink then.
However, even the entire courtyard, almost everyone was helping Xu Damao find chickens.
However, not even a chicken feather was found.
Sure enough, as Xu Damao expected, everyone was full of complaints and complaints.
Everyone also quickly understood one thing, Xu Damao's chicken did not escape by itself at all, but must have been stolen by a thief.
All the people couldn't help hating this thief, if anyone was caught, they would never let this thief lightly.
Of course, not everyone in the compound was helping Xu Damao find chickens.
For example, He Yuzhu, I cook his stewed chicken with mushrooms at home, and I have no plans to go out to find chicken.
Of course the uncle knew about He Yuzhu and Xu Damao's quarrel, and he didn't say much, just pretending he didn't know.
In addition, the deaf old lady naturally wouldn't bother with this matter, as long as she didn't have fun secretly.
Seeing that they couldn't find it for a long time, the three uncles had to discuss to hold a meeting of the whole hospital immediately.
Although the people in the compound were very disgusted, no one wanted to offend the three uncles, so they quickly gathered on the courtyard dam in the front yard.
As for Qin Huairu's family, they also did not come out to help find chickens, and the uncle even chose to turn a blind eye and let Qin Huairu's family do it.
When Qin Huairu knew that Xu Damao's chicken was missing, she didn't know where the chicken went.
Although he knew what was going on in his heart, Qin Huairu still wanted to get confirmation from the three brothers and sisters.
Qin Huairu looked at the three brothers and sisters who didn't even have an appetite for food and asked, "Banggen, where did Xu Damao's chicken go?"
Stick shook his head and said, "I don't know."
Jia Zhang suddenly became unhappy: "Huairu, you can eat but not talk nonsense, our family is a good boy."
"Dinner, Xu Damao's family lost a chicken, it's none of our business, you are not allowed to slander my grandson."
Qin Huairu had no choice but to point to the three brothers and sisters and said: "Mom, look at the three of them, they don't look hungry, it's obvious that they are full outside."
Jia Zhang is not blind, but just protecting the calf, so he asked Xiao Dang, "Xiao Dang, tell grandma, did you steal Xu Damao's chicken?"
Xiao Dang took a look at Sticky: "We are playing hide and seek."
Jiazhang looked at Xiaohuaihua again: "Huahuai, why don't you eat, tell grandma."
Xiao Huaihua burped and said, "I'm not hungry, the beggar's chicken made by my brother is delicious."
Listening to Xiao Huaihua's answer, everything became clear, whether it was the three brothers and sisters who stole Xu Damao's chicken or someone else.
Mrs. Jia Zhang quickly said: "You three are not allowed to go anywhere after dinner, just do your homework at home."
Because Jia Zhang knows that the three masters in charge of the courtyard will definitely hold a meeting of the whole courtyard to investigate this matter.
Qin Huairu hurriedly said: "I'm afraid it won't work if we don't go out, we must have a unified confession."
Jia Zhang glanced at Qin Huairu with squinted eyes and asked, "How to unify?"
Qin Huairu smiled and said, "Didn't the three Brothers and Sisters say that they were playing hide-and-seek when they came back, we just insisted that they have been playing hide-and-seek and haven't gone anywhere."
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