Let you be a lawyer, and you send everyone else in?
Chapter 156 Death BGM
Su Ming fell silent.
He helped Liu Feng purely because he was a lawyer, in order to realize social fairness and justice.
But now, Liu Feng actually invited him to become a shareholder.
This is somewhat contrary to his original intention.
Su Ming couldn't help but gave Li Hao a hard look.
Originally, in Su Ming's idea, he would lend some money to Liu Feng so that he could take back the dairy farm.
Then take it slow.
But Li Hao's words actually woke Liu Feng up.
Now take his hand and beg him to buy a share.
If you want to borrow money again, it will definitely not work.
"Okay, I can buy shares, but I have one condition!"
Su Ming pondered for a long time, and finally let go.
Seeing Su Ming agreeing to Liu Feng was very excited.
"Lawyer Su, just ask for any conditions, I will satisfy you no matter what!"
Hearing such words, three black lines appeared on Su Ming's face.
If you say that, others will misunderstand you, okay?
"I'm just a stockholder, just give me a share. I won't participate in any operation of the cattle farm. Of course, if anyone wants to start a cattle farm, then you can come to me at any time!"
Su Ming stated his conditions.
Liu Feng was taken aback for a moment, but then he was overjoyed.
They were all mentally prepared to be the second in command of the cattle farm, but they didn't expect that Su Ming only wanted to be a stockholder, and also agreed to help the cattle farm solve the problem.
"Lawyer Su, I don't even know what to say!"
Liu Feng's tears were almost dripping down.
Although Liu Feng's head was unresponsive, he was not a fool.
If it were someone else, he would have taken advantage of the situation and taken away the power of the cattle farm at this time.
But Su Ming didn't want anything.
"Okay, Liu Qiang, you are responsible to help Liu Feng solve the matter of the cattle farm!"
Su Ming said lightly.
Liu Qiang nodded.
Su Ming has already talked to this extent. If he can't handle such a trivial matter, then he, the section chief of Marriott Law Firm, is simply useless.
In the midst of Liu Feng's gratitude, Su Ming left Liu Feng's house and returned to Dalong Law Firm.
……
It's time for the daily live broadcast again.
Su Ming felt that he was about to suffer from live broadcast phobia.
Every time he entered the live broadcast room, he felt that he was suspected of spreading criminal methods.
In the live broadcast room, a large group of outlaw fanatics are discussing in full swing.
"Wait for Lawyer Su's daily tips for going to jail!"
"Shouldn't it be the technique of outlaw lunatics?"
"If you don't go inside to experience it, there is no sense of gain when you are an outlaw fanatic!"
"NB!"
……
Seeing the sand sculpture chat records of these netizens, Su Ming felt dizzy.
Today I must tell you a serious topic.
If things go on like this, I, the law-enhancing ambassador, will really become an outlaw fanatic.
Su Ming sorted out his thoughts and started the live broadcast.
The barrage continued to swipe the screen as always, and various gifts continued.
And because of the support of the Wang Group last time, the number of people in Su Ming's live broadcast room has exceeded one million.
Every time Su Ming broadcasts, it brings huge pressure to the platform.
I am afraid that the platform will collapse because it cannot stand the huge traffic.
At this time, the network maintenance personnel of the platform company are on standby.
"Today I am going to tell you a serious question!"
Before these netizens could speak, Su Ming spoke first.
What is needed is pre-emptive strikes.
Otherwise, when netizens speak up, I don't know where today's topic will go.
"Today we fast forward directly to the execution!"
Su Ming said seriously.
Sure enough, when the death penalty was mentioned, everyone fell silent instantly.
Because life and death are, after all, major events in life.
From ancient times to the present, there are not many who can see through.
Seeing the reactions of netizens, Su Ming felt very relieved.
Sure enough, there are still things that netizens are in awe of.
"The death penalty in Long Kingdom is generally divided into two types, one is shooting and the other is injection!"
"There is nothing to say about shooting, commonly known as headshot!"
"Today I will mainly talk about the lethal injection!"
"The death penalty in the Dragon Kingdom is the three-needle system!"
"The first injection is anesthesia, which can make you lose your will within ten seconds!"
"The purpose is very simple, it is to prevent the prisoners from becoming incontinent due to fright."
"Don't think that you are very strong. It is normal for people to be incontinent in the face of death!"
"Actually, during executions, criminals are also tied up with ropes. It's the same purpose!"
"I became incontinent in the injection room, and the stench was so bad that I couldn't clean it up at all!"
"The second shot is a muscle relaxant."
"We all know that muscles have their own neurons!"
"When I was in junior high school, I did an experiment with a frog, that is, after the dead frog stimulated his body, it would still respond!"
"The injection of muscle relaxants is to avoid this phenomenon! Otherwise, people will die by then, and they will suddenly twitch twice, so the doctor must not be scared to death!"
"After this injection, I am no longer afraid of cheating corpses!"
"The third injection is also the last injection, of course the injection is a lethal poison!"
"Potassium chloride is generally used."
"The principle is to suddenly increase the potassium ions in the blood. When the concentration reaches a certain level, it will cause the heart to expand and stop beating."
"It's also known as sudden death!"
"This set of lethal injection will be completed."
Su Ming said seriously.
Sure enough, there was no barrage in the live broadcast room, and everyone fell into silence.
Su Ming nodded in satisfaction, this is a good netizen!
Want to be an outlaw lunatic every day, don't you know the consequences of being caught as an outlaw lunatic?
"Of course, the prisoner will also have the last bit of rights before death!"
Seeing that the netizens were honest, Su Ming continued.
"This right is to choose a song you like when you execute the death penalty!"
"Does that mean you can still choose your favorite bgm?"
"Death BGM?! Sounds so cool!"
"I thought Lawyer Su took some wrong medicine today, so he is waiting here for such a serious law education!"
"The familiar outlaws are back!"
When Su Ming saw the comments in the bullet screen, he really wanted to give himself a big mouth.
Why do I have a cheap mouth, but I can choose songs.
Now the sand sculpture temperament of netizens has been activated again.
"There's nothing to choose, of course bg m has to choose a good date!"
"I think it's not bad to be lucky!"
"The Light of the Righteous Way requests to fight!"
"I learned how to meow without making a face?"
"I think it's more appropriate for black people to carry coffins!"
"Borrow another 500 years from the sky."
"That's good, borrow another 500 years from the sky, is it just someone lending it to you?"
"Give me time for a song, right?"
Watching netizens discuss the issue of death BGM enthusiastically.
Su Ming once again felt a deep sense of powerlessness.
"By the way, Lawyer Su, what is the death bg M song that criminals like to order most?"
He helped Liu Feng purely because he was a lawyer, in order to realize social fairness and justice.
But now, Liu Feng actually invited him to become a shareholder.
This is somewhat contrary to his original intention.
Su Ming couldn't help but gave Li Hao a hard look.
Originally, in Su Ming's idea, he would lend some money to Liu Feng so that he could take back the dairy farm.
Then take it slow.
But Li Hao's words actually woke Liu Feng up.
Now take his hand and beg him to buy a share.
If you want to borrow money again, it will definitely not work.
"Okay, I can buy shares, but I have one condition!"
Su Ming pondered for a long time, and finally let go.
Seeing Su Ming agreeing to Liu Feng was very excited.
"Lawyer Su, just ask for any conditions, I will satisfy you no matter what!"
Hearing such words, three black lines appeared on Su Ming's face.
If you say that, others will misunderstand you, okay?
"I'm just a stockholder, just give me a share. I won't participate in any operation of the cattle farm. Of course, if anyone wants to start a cattle farm, then you can come to me at any time!"
Su Ming stated his conditions.
Liu Feng was taken aback for a moment, but then he was overjoyed.
They were all mentally prepared to be the second in command of the cattle farm, but they didn't expect that Su Ming only wanted to be a stockholder, and also agreed to help the cattle farm solve the problem.
"Lawyer Su, I don't even know what to say!"
Liu Feng's tears were almost dripping down.
Although Liu Feng's head was unresponsive, he was not a fool.
If it were someone else, he would have taken advantage of the situation and taken away the power of the cattle farm at this time.
But Su Ming didn't want anything.
"Okay, Liu Qiang, you are responsible to help Liu Feng solve the matter of the cattle farm!"
Su Ming said lightly.
Liu Qiang nodded.
Su Ming has already talked to this extent. If he can't handle such a trivial matter, then he, the section chief of Marriott Law Firm, is simply useless.
In the midst of Liu Feng's gratitude, Su Ming left Liu Feng's house and returned to Dalong Law Firm.
……
It's time for the daily live broadcast again.
Su Ming felt that he was about to suffer from live broadcast phobia.
Every time he entered the live broadcast room, he felt that he was suspected of spreading criminal methods.
In the live broadcast room, a large group of outlaw fanatics are discussing in full swing.
"Wait for Lawyer Su's daily tips for going to jail!"
"Shouldn't it be the technique of outlaw lunatics?"
"If you don't go inside to experience it, there is no sense of gain when you are an outlaw fanatic!"
"NB!"
……
Seeing the sand sculpture chat records of these netizens, Su Ming felt dizzy.
Today I must tell you a serious topic.
If things go on like this, I, the law-enhancing ambassador, will really become an outlaw fanatic.
Su Ming sorted out his thoughts and started the live broadcast.
The barrage continued to swipe the screen as always, and various gifts continued.
And because of the support of the Wang Group last time, the number of people in Su Ming's live broadcast room has exceeded one million.
Every time Su Ming broadcasts, it brings huge pressure to the platform.
I am afraid that the platform will collapse because it cannot stand the huge traffic.
At this time, the network maintenance personnel of the platform company are on standby.
"Today I am going to tell you a serious question!"
Before these netizens could speak, Su Ming spoke first.
What is needed is pre-emptive strikes.
Otherwise, when netizens speak up, I don't know where today's topic will go.
"Today we fast forward directly to the execution!"
Su Ming said seriously.
Sure enough, when the death penalty was mentioned, everyone fell silent instantly.
Because life and death are, after all, major events in life.
From ancient times to the present, there are not many who can see through.
Seeing the reactions of netizens, Su Ming felt very relieved.
Sure enough, there are still things that netizens are in awe of.
"The death penalty in Long Kingdom is generally divided into two types, one is shooting and the other is injection!"
"There is nothing to say about shooting, commonly known as headshot!"
"Today I will mainly talk about the lethal injection!"
"The death penalty in the Dragon Kingdom is the three-needle system!"
"The first injection is anesthesia, which can make you lose your will within ten seconds!"
"The purpose is very simple, it is to prevent the prisoners from becoming incontinent due to fright."
"Don't think that you are very strong. It is normal for people to be incontinent in the face of death!"
"Actually, during executions, criminals are also tied up with ropes. It's the same purpose!"
"I became incontinent in the injection room, and the stench was so bad that I couldn't clean it up at all!"
"The second shot is a muscle relaxant."
"We all know that muscles have their own neurons!"
"When I was in junior high school, I did an experiment with a frog, that is, after the dead frog stimulated his body, it would still respond!"
"The injection of muscle relaxants is to avoid this phenomenon! Otherwise, people will die by then, and they will suddenly twitch twice, so the doctor must not be scared to death!"
"After this injection, I am no longer afraid of cheating corpses!"
"The third injection is also the last injection, of course the injection is a lethal poison!"
"Potassium chloride is generally used."
"The principle is to suddenly increase the potassium ions in the blood. When the concentration reaches a certain level, it will cause the heart to expand and stop beating."
"It's also known as sudden death!"
"This set of lethal injection will be completed."
Su Ming said seriously.
Sure enough, there was no barrage in the live broadcast room, and everyone fell into silence.
Su Ming nodded in satisfaction, this is a good netizen!
Want to be an outlaw lunatic every day, don't you know the consequences of being caught as an outlaw lunatic?
"Of course, the prisoner will also have the last bit of rights before death!"
Seeing that the netizens were honest, Su Ming continued.
"This right is to choose a song you like when you execute the death penalty!"
"Does that mean you can still choose your favorite bgm?"
"Death BGM?! Sounds so cool!"
"I thought Lawyer Su took some wrong medicine today, so he is waiting here for such a serious law education!"
"The familiar outlaws are back!"
When Su Ming saw the comments in the bullet screen, he really wanted to give himself a big mouth.
Why do I have a cheap mouth, but I can choose songs.
Now the sand sculpture temperament of netizens has been activated again.
"There's nothing to choose, of course bg m has to choose a good date!"
"I think it's not bad to be lucky!"
"The Light of the Righteous Way requests to fight!"
"I learned how to meow without making a face?"
"I think it's more appropriate for black people to carry coffins!"
"Borrow another 500 years from the sky."
"That's good, borrow another 500 years from the sky, is it just someone lending it to you?"
"Give me time for a song, right?"
Watching netizens discuss the issue of death BGM enthusiastically.
Su Ming once again felt a deep sense of powerlessness.
"By the way, Lawyer Su, what is the death bg M song that criminals like to order most?"
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