Female President's Bodyguard

Uncle Qi still didn't give up.

Today he made a fuss in the detention center again, saying that his body was itchy and that the clothes here were not clean, and insisted that the director buy him a new set of clothes. He thought he was God.

All the people revolved around him, but no one paid attention to him, so he searched for death in his room, banging his head against the wall constantly.

A guard wanted to run over to stop him from time to time, and I hated him so much that I wished he would hit the wall and die immediately.

But he was only slightly injured, and he didn't even bleed out, so it was obvious that he was afraid of death.

Fortunately, someone brought something over, saying it was for Uncle Qi. The clothes were a set of snow-white underwear, which looked very clean and exuded a pleasant fragrance.

The guard was simply grateful. When he was about to turn around and steal, the man had disappeared into the sea of ​​people. He looked like a young man who didn't know him, and he probably wasn't a relative of Uncle Qi.

Uncle Qi Jianjian held a set of white clothes for himself, which felt very comfortable to the touch, like the coarse cloth clothes at home in the past, he put them on without hesitation, and felt a familiar smell.

The body that was itching so badly just now felt relieved immediately, and he lay happily on his bed, a little smug, feeling that he had succeeded again this time.

It seems that what the ancient books said is true, there is nothing impossible in the world, only things you want to do or not, and now he has another idea to escape from here.

"Guard, I want to drink pure water."

The guards thought he had calmed down, but he didn't expect him to start tormenting again after only a quarter of an hour, and now he actually asked for pure water, it was killing people, they all drank plain water, this guy still drank pure water, that was impossible thing!

"You can drink pure water, but you can pay for it. If you don't, I can't buy it for you. I'm not Guanyin Bodhisattva."

Uncle Qi immediately languished, and he immediately felt very painful. It's really sad to have no money.

Thinking of so many gold and silver treasures in my home, they should have hidden them in the first place, and they couldn't put them in that place. Now they have found them, and I feel my heart hurts terribly.

"Lend me some first, and I will definitely return it to you after I go out, and I will definitely not let you suffer!"

The guard shook his head feebly, thinking that he was just talking in his sleep. It is impossible for a person like him to get out only if he dies.

"Grandpa, I'm not a three-year-old or two-year-old child, so don't fool me here. No matter what you do here, I won't stop you. Everything is up to you!"

What Uncle Qi wanted was this sentence. If he ignored him, even if he punched a hole here, he would not be able to find it. He immediately said happily: "You said this. If you really ignore me, I don't care either!"

The guard immediately left angrily. He felt that he was dizzy from being harassed by Uncle Qi this morning, so he chatted with a colleague next to him, and he didn't want to squat next to the surveillance video.

Uncle Qi saw the right moment, and immediately broke the mirror on his face when he was washing his hands. Looking at the iron frame on it, he took down the iron basket and made it into a very handy tool.

Immediately began to guess, after all, he is an old Jianghu, in less than 10 minutes, he made a hole.

The person imprisoned opposite him was a young man, he didn't pay attention at first, he knew that Uncle Qi was a very noisy guy.

When he found that Uncle Qi had made a hole, he immediately yelled loudly: "Someone wants to escape?"

The guard is still talking about his own life, he will not believe anyone's words, he has been exhausted by Uncle Qi now, where this guy can go, it's just an idiot talking in sleep, so he doesn't care at all!
The young man licked his mouth and shouted again: "Someone is going to escape from prison!"

Uncle Qi saw that he was already a little big, and his body could squeeze through. He looked back at the young man and said unhappily: "Stinky boy, I remember you, and I will never let you go after I go out. "

The young man was about to cry, and shouted to the guard again: "Uncle Qi has escaped."

Then the guard came over very unhappy, knocked on the iron door and said, "You guys are endlessly busy early in the morning. That old man doesn't have much strength at all. Where can he go?"

The young man pointed to the hole in the opposite wall: "He has already crawled out of the hole. If you don't chase after him, he will definitely run away. You will never find him."

Only then did the guard suddenly realize that he ran in quickly and found that there was a hole in the wall. He was so regretful that his intestines were green. How could it be possible?In less than half an hour, this guy disappeared, and he immediately sounded the siren.

But it was too late, Uncle Qi had already run into the crowd on the street, and he put on his clothes backwards.

He walked into a trash can, saw there were old clothes beside him, and immediately picked two of them to wear on his body.

He was overjoyed, thinking that the white underwear that fit him had brought him good luck, and now he could actually see the white clouds in the sky.

He can still live freely in the future, he will hide in the deep mountains and old forests, and he will not come out until the weather is calm.

Anyway, he has plenty of means, and getting money is really not a problem for him.

Because he was so happy, he actually forgot that he was walking in the middle of the road when a car sped past and knocked him into the air.

But his luck was so good, he actually flew into the flower bed, and everyone opened their mouths in surprise.

She thought he was going to die this time, but who knew that he actually crawled out of the flower bed, as if nothing had happened.

The driver of the car hurried up to him: "Master, are you okay? Do you need to go to the hospital for an examination? I'll take you there right away. I'll pay for all the expenses. I really didn't see you walking on the road. "

Uncle Qi had an idea: "Forget it, I don't want to trouble you, and I don't want to go to any hospital. I'm in good health now, as long as you send me to the foot of Xiwang Mountain."

The driver must have agreed, and felt that he was very lucky to have met a very reasonable man.

The car was driving too fast just now, and suddenly found a pedestrian on the road, and it was too late to brake.

Although he had already braked, he still knocked the person into the air. He felt that he was going to be completely finished, but he didn't expect that person to get up. It was simply God's blessing.