Almighty system
Chapter 45 Wretched Old Man
"Hahaha……"
On the other side, Du Erer heard Du Dapeng's roar, and couldn't help the corners of his mouth twitching violently. In the end, he couldn't help it, so he opened his throat again, and laughed loudly. The laughter seemed to be very happy, but unexpectedly, In the ears of Du Dapeng and Lin Qingmo, it was even more ferocious and angry.
"kill!"
Du Dapeng pointed forward with his sword, rotated the mighty wings of the sky to the extreme, raised the height of a thousand meters again, and then swooped down with a relentless momentum!
near!closer!Those are two white-haired lechers, huh?wrong!Why does one of them look familiar?
Tian Weiyi's speed was astonishing, the young couple quickly saw the two old perverts in front of them clearly, they couldn't help but exclaimed in unison, "Ah? Second uncle!"
Du Dapeng was startled, and when he wanted to stop, it was too late!He only had time to raise the sharp sword above his head, and Lin Qingmo just barely put away the fireball talisman, and the young couple just stood upright and slammed into the two old people.
"Whoosh!"
The two of them whizzed past the old man's clothes, and then rushed a thousand meters away, only then barely slowing down.
"call!"
Du Dapeng turned around abruptly, returned from Xinfei to the front of the two old men, then hugged his wife, and bowed solemnly to Du's second: "I've seen my second uncle!"
Du's second son, whose real name is Du Tianxiong, is Du Tianci's younger brother. He bid farewell to his conservative elder brother a hundred years ago and went to the provincial capital to develop alone.
Du Tianxiong just played tricks on his younger generation, he felt a little sorry, he rubbed his nose and said with a sneer: "Silly boy, are you not scared?"
Du Dapeng didn't know whether to laugh or cry, he looked at his lovely wife in his arms, and said in unison: "Huh! Second Uncle! Who is this wretched old man? I hate it!"
Du Tianxiong's face turned pale with shock when the two juniors questioned their teachers, "Wretched...wretched old man?"
Du Tianxiong saluted the old man tremblingly: "Please forgive me, my lord, the child speaks outright, I didn't mean to offend you, old man!"
Du Dapeng's young couple, who are they, saw the second uncle trembling and called the wretched old man the national teacher, and they understood instantly. They couldn't help sweating secretly. They said in unison: "Second uncle! Today is our big wedding day, and today we are the biggest! Even if this wretched old man is a national teacher, he is still an annoying wretched old man!"
Du Tianxiong was completely dumbfounded. The majestic Great Xia Empire's national teacher, an existence with one person under one man and over ten thousand people, is now being called a wretched old man. Is this tired of work?Moreover, the person who offended the national teacher is still his own junior, is this going to be punished by the nine clans?He turned his head and waited for the young couple with a look of resentment, then turned his head tremblingly, and kept apologizing.
The bad old man seemed a little depressed. He gulped down a few more sips of wine, then hiccupped and pretended to be serious: "What a we are the biggest today! What a disgusting wretched old man! You are not afraid that our teacher will destroy your nine clans ?"
Du Dapeng and Du Dapeng looked at each other again, and said in unison again: "A master of air-traveling, wanting to kill us is just a matter of sneezing. Instead of dying in a low voice, it's better to vent your anger with your bones!"
As soon as this remark came out, Du Tianxiong suddenly stood up straight, looked directly at the bad old man, and said sonorously: "My lord, the national teacher, I think the junior is right, so I ask the national teacher to make a clear decision!"
The corner of the old man's mouth twitched, and he drank the wine jug with a grunt, then threw the wine jug angrily, put his hands on his hips, and said in a stern voice: "Du Tianxiong! Is it okay for my national teacher to tease your juniors? It's really unreasonable! Kill me too!"
Du Tianxiong couldn't help being stunned, and then secretly heaved a sigh of relief.
Du Dapeng and his wife even looked at each other with knowing smiles.
The bad old man seemed to be in a bad mood, he gave Du Tianxiong a sideways look, and said angrily: "Why are you still standing here, kid? Go back to your house! I'll talk to the little bastards myself!"
After the wretched old man finished speaking, he waved his hand, and Du Tianxiong fell obliquely towards the direction of Du's house!
"Second Uncle!"
Du Dapeng was shocked, and exclaimed at the same time as his beautiful wife, then turned around and was about to chase after him, but the wretched old man grabbed him and directly brought them to his side: "Don't get excited, you two Uncle won't die!"
Du Dapeng was surprised to find that he seemed to be standing on the ground, but when he saw that there was nothing under his feet, before he could be surprised, the wretched old man said: "Put down your little lady too! Now the old man is trusting you!" I'm watching you!"
Du Dapeng understood it, took Tian Weiyi back, carefully supported his wife to stand firm, nodded to her, then turned his head and smiled lightly: "I said wretched old man, today is our big day, you stay Us, is this going to give us a congratulatory gift?"
The wretched old man was startled again, and then smiled and said: "Little bastards, if you immediately worship the old man as your teacher, you will immediately send a lot of congratulatory gifts to the teacher, and you can continue to call the old man a wretched old man. ? Humph!"
"what?"
Du Dapeng and his wife exclaimed in surprise, and they looked at each other again, seeing the surprise in each other's eyes.
The wretched old man seemed to be very impatient. Seeing that the two didn't agree immediately, he couldn't help threatening again: "If you don't talk, you don't want to be a teacher?"
"No! We do! We do! We do!"
The young couple reacted immediately, expressed their willingness with one voice, and bowed down to the ground in unison, solemnly saying: "Master, please accept my disciple's bow!"
"Haha! Good good good good! My dear disciple, hurry up and make tea for Master!"
The wretched old man was so happy that he could not close his mouth from ear to ear. He conjured up a set of stone tables and chairs in front of him. He sat down on the chair, waved his hand, and a whole set of tea sets appeared on the stone table, and waved his hand again. , The water in the kettle is already boiling!
Du Dapeng and his wife were stunned, and they looked at each other habitually. They were only in shock for a while, but they forgot to make tea!
"Why are you still standing there? It's unreasonable! Are you apprentices, or are you showing your affection? Hurry up and make tea!"
The wretched old man saw the young couple flirting, but forgot to make tea for him, so he couldn't help scolding again.
"Yes! Master, please wait a moment!"
The young couple finally woke up, replied in unison, and began to make tea in tacit cooperation.
When the young couple each served a cup of steaming hot tea, the wretched old man made another dumbfounding move. He didn't care whether the tea was hot or not, and directly picked up the two teacups with both hands at the same time, as if drinking Same, regardless of the image, Gululu drank it all in one gulp!The corners of the mouths of the young couple couldn't help twitching.
"Tsk tsk! It's been more than 300 years! This old man has finally drank the apprentice tea!"
The wretched old man smacked his lips, he muttered to himself, his eyes were narrowed, but his heart was already bursting with joy!
In the end, the wretched old man juggled again, got a toothpick, raised his legs, and began to pick his teeth out of nothing, causing Du Dapeng and his wife to roll their eyes.
This expression was immediately caught by the wretched old man, which made him blow his beard and stare: "Uh? What are your expressions?"
The two shrank their necks at the same time, and Du Dapeng immediately opened his mouth to explain: "Returning to Master, this disciple thinks that you should give me some respect!"
The wretched old man was taken aback for a moment, and stopped his hypocritical teeth picking. With a big wave of his hand, a large pile of utensils fell in front of the young couple. Du Dapeng blinked at his beautiful wife, and then the young couple excitedly started to grab them. baby come.
"this is mine!"
"Give it to me! People love this!"
The young couple fought half-truths and half-fakes, and the wretched old man squinted his eyes again and continued to pick his teeth!
Soon, the two roughly divided all kinds of treasures into two piles. Taking advantage of the wretched old man's inattention, Du Dapeng waved his hands and collected the two piles of treasures into the Tianding space!
Du Dapeng blinked at his charming wife again, Lin Qingmo understood, and said softly: "Master, today is a big day for disciples and senior brothers, you have to express it?"
The wretched old man was startled again, stopped picking his teeth again, turned his head slightly, and said impatiently: "What? Didn't the old man just give... ah? Where are those treasures?"
The wretched old man was finally moved, and he was able to quietly take away the treasure under his nose, which was unbelievable to him. He jumped up suddenly, and grabbed Du Dapeng's shoulders with lightning speed. Shaking violently: "You little bastard! Say! How did you do it?"
Du Dapeng was shocked, and instantly grabbed the wretched old man's big hands, but how could he stop the peerless master who stepped into the void?He was dizzy from being shaken, and it took him a long time to speak intermittently: "Ah...you...this...shaking...I..."
Seemingly benefited from Du Dapeng's reminder, the wretched old man stopped suddenly, touched his red nose, and said with a smile: "Ah? Dapeng boy? I'm sorry, I'm so excited! You don't have a space ring, how do you put away those rings?" baby?"
Du Dapeng secretly thought that this wretched old man could be trusted, so he half-truthfully said: "There is a huge storage space in my mind!"
"What?"
The wretched old man was even more startled, he suddenly grabbed Du Dapeng's wrist, Du Dapeng only felt an extremely frightening thing, it circled in his body, finally stopped on his head for a long time, and withdrew again.
The wretched old man couldn't help but blush, secretly thinking that the old man is a master of air stepping, which is rare in the whole continent, but he can't detect the tricks in this kid's body?He touched his red nose again, and said with a sneer: "Hehehe
...Little ancestors!Admit defeat for the teacher!What gift do you want?Just say it! "
On the other side, Du Erer heard Du Dapeng's roar, and couldn't help the corners of his mouth twitching violently. In the end, he couldn't help it, so he opened his throat again, and laughed loudly. The laughter seemed to be very happy, but unexpectedly, In the ears of Du Dapeng and Lin Qingmo, it was even more ferocious and angry.
"kill!"
Du Dapeng pointed forward with his sword, rotated the mighty wings of the sky to the extreme, raised the height of a thousand meters again, and then swooped down with a relentless momentum!
near!closer!Those are two white-haired lechers, huh?wrong!Why does one of them look familiar?
Tian Weiyi's speed was astonishing, the young couple quickly saw the two old perverts in front of them clearly, they couldn't help but exclaimed in unison, "Ah? Second uncle!"
Du Dapeng was startled, and when he wanted to stop, it was too late!He only had time to raise the sharp sword above his head, and Lin Qingmo just barely put away the fireball talisman, and the young couple just stood upright and slammed into the two old people.
"Whoosh!"
The two of them whizzed past the old man's clothes, and then rushed a thousand meters away, only then barely slowing down.
"call!"
Du Dapeng turned around abruptly, returned from Xinfei to the front of the two old men, then hugged his wife, and bowed solemnly to Du's second: "I've seen my second uncle!"
Du's second son, whose real name is Du Tianxiong, is Du Tianci's younger brother. He bid farewell to his conservative elder brother a hundred years ago and went to the provincial capital to develop alone.
Du Tianxiong just played tricks on his younger generation, he felt a little sorry, he rubbed his nose and said with a sneer: "Silly boy, are you not scared?"
Du Dapeng didn't know whether to laugh or cry, he looked at his lovely wife in his arms, and said in unison: "Huh! Second Uncle! Who is this wretched old man? I hate it!"
Du Tianxiong's face turned pale with shock when the two juniors questioned their teachers, "Wretched...wretched old man?"
Du Tianxiong saluted the old man tremblingly: "Please forgive me, my lord, the child speaks outright, I didn't mean to offend you, old man!"
Du Dapeng's young couple, who are they, saw the second uncle trembling and called the wretched old man the national teacher, and they understood instantly. They couldn't help sweating secretly. They said in unison: "Second uncle! Today is our big wedding day, and today we are the biggest! Even if this wretched old man is a national teacher, he is still an annoying wretched old man!"
Du Tianxiong was completely dumbfounded. The majestic Great Xia Empire's national teacher, an existence with one person under one man and over ten thousand people, is now being called a wretched old man. Is this tired of work?Moreover, the person who offended the national teacher is still his own junior, is this going to be punished by the nine clans?He turned his head and waited for the young couple with a look of resentment, then turned his head tremblingly, and kept apologizing.
The bad old man seemed a little depressed. He gulped down a few more sips of wine, then hiccupped and pretended to be serious: "What a we are the biggest today! What a disgusting wretched old man! You are not afraid that our teacher will destroy your nine clans ?"
Du Dapeng and Du Dapeng looked at each other again, and said in unison again: "A master of air-traveling, wanting to kill us is just a matter of sneezing. Instead of dying in a low voice, it's better to vent your anger with your bones!"
As soon as this remark came out, Du Tianxiong suddenly stood up straight, looked directly at the bad old man, and said sonorously: "My lord, the national teacher, I think the junior is right, so I ask the national teacher to make a clear decision!"
The corner of the old man's mouth twitched, and he drank the wine jug with a grunt, then threw the wine jug angrily, put his hands on his hips, and said in a stern voice: "Du Tianxiong! Is it okay for my national teacher to tease your juniors? It's really unreasonable! Kill me too!"
Du Tianxiong couldn't help being stunned, and then secretly heaved a sigh of relief.
Du Dapeng and his wife even looked at each other with knowing smiles.
The bad old man seemed to be in a bad mood, he gave Du Tianxiong a sideways look, and said angrily: "Why are you still standing here, kid? Go back to your house! I'll talk to the little bastards myself!"
After the wretched old man finished speaking, he waved his hand, and Du Tianxiong fell obliquely towards the direction of Du's house!
"Second Uncle!"
Du Dapeng was shocked, and exclaimed at the same time as his beautiful wife, then turned around and was about to chase after him, but the wretched old man grabbed him and directly brought them to his side: "Don't get excited, you two Uncle won't die!"
Du Dapeng was surprised to find that he seemed to be standing on the ground, but when he saw that there was nothing under his feet, before he could be surprised, the wretched old man said: "Put down your little lady too! Now the old man is trusting you!" I'm watching you!"
Du Dapeng understood it, took Tian Weiyi back, carefully supported his wife to stand firm, nodded to her, then turned his head and smiled lightly: "I said wretched old man, today is our big day, you stay Us, is this going to give us a congratulatory gift?"
The wretched old man was startled again, and then smiled and said: "Little bastards, if you immediately worship the old man as your teacher, you will immediately send a lot of congratulatory gifts to the teacher, and you can continue to call the old man a wretched old man. ? Humph!"
"what?"
Du Dapeng and his wife exclaimed in surprise, and they looked at each other again, seeing the surprise in each other's eyes.
The wretched old man seemed to be very impatient. Seeing that the two didn't agree immediately, he couldn't help threatening again: "If you don't talk, you don't want to be a teacher?"
"No! We do! We do! We do!"
The young couple reacted immediately, expressed their willingness with one voice, and bowed down to the ground in unison, solemnly saying: "Master, please accept my disciple's bow!"
"Haha! Good good good good! My dear disciple, hurry up and make tea for Master!"
The wretched old man was so happy that he could not close his mouth from ear to ear. He conjured up a set of stone tables and chairs in front of him. He sat down on the chair, waved his hand, and a whole set of tea sets appeared on the stone table, and waved his hand again. , The water in the kettle is already boiling!
Du Dapeng and his wife were stunned, and they looked at each other habitually. They were only in shock for a while, but they forgot to make tea!
"Why are you still standing there? It's unreasonable! Are you apprentices, or are you showing your affection? Hurry up and make tea!"
The wretched old man saw the young couple flirting, but forgot to make tea for him, so he couldn't help scolding again.
"Yes! Master, please wait a moment!"
The young couple finally woke up, replied in unison, and began to make tea in tacit cooperation.
When the young couple each served a cup of steaming hot tea, the wretched old man made another dumbfounding move. He didn't care whether the tea was hot or not, and directly picked up the two teacups with both hands at the same time, as if drinking Same, regardless of the image, Gululu drank it all in one gulp!The corners of the mouths of the young couple couldn't help twitching.
"Tsk tsk! It's been more than 300 years! This old man has finally drank the apprentice tea!"
The wretched old man smacked his lips, he muttered to himself, his eyes were narrowed, but his heart was already bursting with joy!
In the end, the wretched old man juggled again, got a toothpick, raised his legs, and began to pick his teeth out of nothing, causing Du Dapeng and his wife to roll their eyes.
This expression was immediately caught by the wretched old man, which made him blow his beard and stare: "Uh? What are your expressions?"
The two shrank their necks at the same time, and Du Dapeng immediately opened his mouth to explain: "Returning to Master, this disciple thinks that you should give me some respect!"
The wretched old man was taken aback for a moment, and stopped his hypocritical teeth picking. With a big wave of his hand, a large pile of utensils fell in front of the young couple. Du Dapeng blinked at his beautiful wife, and then the young couple excitedly started to grab them. baby come.
"this is mine!"
"Give it to me! People love this!"
The young couple fought half-truths and half-fakes, and the wretched old man squinted his eyes again and continued to pick his teeth!
Soon, the two roughly divided all kinds of treasures into two piles. Taking advantage of the wretched old man's inattention, Du Dapeng waved his hands and collected the two piles of treasures into the Tianding space!
Du Dapeng blinked at his charming wife again, Lin Qingmo understood, and said softly: "Master, today is a big day for disciples and senior brothers, you have to express it?"
The wretched old man was startled again, stopped picking his teeth again, turned his head slightly, and said impatiently: "What? Didn't the old man just give... ah? Where are those treasures?"
The wretched old man was finally moved, and he was able to quietly take away the treasure under his nose, which was unbelievable to him. He jumped up suddenly, and grabbed Du Dapeng's shoulders with lightning speed. Shaking violently: "You little bastard! Say! How did you do it?"
Du Dapeng was shocked, and instantly grabbed the wretched old man's big hands, but how could he stop the peerless master who stepped into the void?He was dizzy from being shaken, and it took him a long time to speak intermittently: "Ah...you...this...shaking...I..."
Seemingly benefited from Du Dapeng's reminder, the wretched old man stopped suddenly, touched his red nose, and said with a smile: "Ah? Dapeng boy? I'm sorry, I'm so excited! You don't have a space ring, how do you put away those rings?" baby?"
Du Dapeng secretly thought that this wretched old man could be trusted, so he half-truthfully said: "There is a huge storage space in my mind!"
"What?"
The wretched old man was even more startled, he suddenly grabbed Du Dapeng's wrist, Du Dapeng only felt an extremely frightening thing, it circled in his body, finally stopped on his head for a long time, and withdrew again.
The wretched old man couldn't help but blush, secretly thinking that the old man is a master of air stepping, which is rare in the whole continent, but he can't detect the tricks in this kid's body?He touched his red nose again, and said with a sneer: "Hehehe
...Little ancestors!Admit defeat for the teacher!What gift do you want?Just say it! "
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