Siheyuan: My anger system is too good at playing

Stick stems have been stealing from Shazhu since he was a child, and he and Shazhu are both used to it.

When he got to the door, he kicked the door, "Silly, open the door, give me something to eat!"

Silly Zhu was drinking a small wine in the room. Next to the wine cup was a plate of Dongpo elbow, a plate of stir-fried kidneys, and a plate of his favorite - peanuts.

Hearing the knock on the door, Shazhu snorted coldly, which was already in his expectation.

"Little bastard, you grew up as a thief in our house, and you don't even call Uncle Ju, so you expect me to open the door for you?"

"Starve to death you little bastard, just stand outside and smell it."

After muttering in a low voice, he happily took another mouthful of the pot head, which was so hot that his mouth hissed.

I can't help humming Peking Opera.

"My lord's uprising was in Mangdang, and he drew his sword and killed the snake all over the world..."

The stick almost kicked the door down from the outside, until he heard a sound coming out, and then he realized that Sha Zhu did it on purpose!
I don't want to open the door for him.

This pissed him off.

"Silly Zhu, you steal delicious food and don't open the door for me, so I'll tell my mom right away!"

"Tell my mother to never wash your clothes again and clean up the house, just wait for me!"

Across the door, Silly Zhu was drunk in the room.

He closed his eyes, chewing the peanuts in his mouth, shaking his head.

"Let me tell you. Tomorrow, I will wait for the third master to introduce Teacher Ran to me. If the two of us are going to be married, why do you still need your mother to clean up?"

"I don't have any ideas and culture. If you want to wash my pants, I won't give you this chance!"

Stick outside stomped his feet angrily.

It's already starting to count to nine, especially at night when the temperature drops even lower.

The cotton-padded jacket with stick stems was flimsy, and the hand holding the bowl was red and numb from the cold.

He thought he would be able to have a full meal at Shazhu's house, but they didn't even let him in, so he got a bad nose.

When he was about to go home with his head down, he suddenly remembered something!

There must be something delicious somewhere.

That's Jiang Weidong's family!
Thinking of kicking Artemis yesterday, BangGou would definitely not have a good face when he knew he had gone.

But the power of hunger and gluttony drove his feet, making him unconsciously walk towards the back room.

A round of Xuanyue hung in the sky, and a small figure flashed past the hanging flower door.

Sure enough, as soon as he came here, the smell of delicious food went straight into the nostrils of the stick.

He sucked his nose hard, his voice choked with sobs, as if he was about to cry.

"Mom, what kind of smell is this? How can it be so fragrant?"

Sucking and sucking, he stepped into the yard unconsciously.

At this time, the memory mirror on the wall suddenly sounded a warning in Jiang Weidong's ear.

[Remind the host, someone has entered the courtyard! 】

[Please be careful! 】

Since the mirror was pressed, it was the first time to play its role.

Jiang Weidong was startled.

Before he got up, Artemis rushed into the yard with a "whoosh" to check the situation.

"You silly cat, you can watch people on the light curtain, you don't need to go out to watch!"

Jiang Weidong clicked on the interface and found that the person who broke in was a stick.

If you think about it with your heels, you have a dog's nose and come here because of the smell of delicious food.

He grabbed the gloves and walked out.

Beating children on rainy days, idle is idle.

Clean up this kid first, and then go to set off fireworks!
Stick standing at the door of the Hanging Flower Gate, watching Artemis' eyes glow green in the darkness.

My heart was shaking, and I didn't dare to take another half step into the yard.

He only dared to stand at the door and scold Artemis, to be bold.

"You dead cat, smelly cat, how dare you meow at me?"

"Believe it or not, I'll give you another kick and kick you out of the wall!"

Artemis was not easy to mess with, so he flew over cursingly, raised his claws, and filled in the gaps that he missed yesterday.

Stick stem is also puzzled.

How can this cat understand human speech?
Why does it jump up and hurt people every time it is scolded, other cats are not like this.

The place where I was scratched yesterday has just started to scab, and I was scratched again today, and there is no good place on my face!
Just as he was scrambling and trying to attack Artemis, he was already on the wall.

Standing on top of the wall, watching him grab the air condescendingly.

Stick closed his eyes and yelled, "Go away! Get out! Dead cat, get out!"

It doesn't matter if you grab this shout, not only the empty bowl brought is broken, but also the broken porcelain scratches your hand.

What's more frightening is that it also alarmed two big white geese in the yard.

"Quack quack!"

The two big geese are like guards in the yard, with wings spread and necks outstretched, running quickly towards the stick.

The stick is scared.

Dodging while driving away loudly, "Get out! Don't come over!"

The geese don't care about that.

Stretch out the long mouth and go straight to the crotch of the stick!
Stick covered the bottom with both hands, crying and screaming.

"what--"

"Mom! Save me! Come and save me! Mom!"

Jiang Weidong stood at the door, covering his eyes, almost choked with laughter.

"I swear to God, these two big geese were not ordered by me!"

"We don't speak the language yet."

Hey I'll go.

Thinking about the scene just now, he was in pain for the stick.

Originally, he wanted to shout "catch the thief", but when the words came to his lips, he thought about it and swallowed them back.

It's better to punish him quietly than to make the neighbors come out to watch the excitement during the New Year's Eve.

Anyway, as long as he receives retribution, the process is not important!
So, he took out the Scud Talisman.

Using his thoughts, he pasted it on his back, and whispered two words, "Second Ring".

As soon as the voice fell, the stick disappeared in a flash!
The two big white geese were taken aback.

Probably also wondering, where was that kid just now?

Jiang Weidong whistled against the wall, "Come down, let's set off fireworks at the entrance of the alley!"

These days, the conditions of every family are average, and almost no one spends money on firecrackers and fireworks.

If you have that spare money, you might as well buy some fish and meat to eat.

Jiang Weidong chose an open space at the entrance of an alley, and after making sure that there were no piles of firewood, dry firewood and other flammable things around, he took out a hygienic incense stick from his body and lit it.

"Do you know what fireworks are?" he asked Artemis.

The little guy looked at him with unkind eyes, "You've been acting strange recently, always asking some stupid questions."

"I've never eaten pork, can I see pigs running?"

Hey, how does this cat talk?

Jiang Weidong wanted to take it into the army, so he passed the hygienic incense forward, "You are so powerful, let it go for yourself, I will watch from the side."

Artemis stretched out her fat cat paws, "Can I get incense?"

"Then be honest, I've never seen a cat as arrogant as you, and I've run out of these cat sticks!" Jiang Weidong suddenly remembered what its real weakness was.

Artemis came over to rub his legs, fell to the ground, and rolled around.

"Brother Dong, don't be angry, let's set off the fireworks, I have something to do later!"

Take it easy.

Jiang Weidong was like a child, he was very happy this time.

He lit the fuse with hygienic incense, hugged Artemis and quickly hid aside.

I saw a beam of light suddenly shot straight into the sky, and gradually spread out, forming a red peony flower.

It's like a painter painted a layer of paint on the sky, slowly falling down, and finally disappearing into the night.