Siheyuan: My anger system is too good at playing

After arriving home, there was another thing that made Artemis a little unhappy.

"Brother Dong, when did you go to the car repair shop, why didn't you bring me?"

Jiang Weidong shook his head, "I haven't been there, she met Shazhu at the auto repair shop."

"It should be the effect of the smelling sugar, which made me the most familiar taste among several people, and it automatically modified her memory."

It turned out to be the case.

It seems that he didn't sneak out to play by himself, which is more or less the same.

Artemis went to eat its high-quality cat food, while Jiang Weidong was still wondering why the system had been silent.

At this moment, the long-awaited voice finally came.

[Sorry, I was busy with other things just now, so I just watched it. 】

[The task is completed, congratulations, the reward has been sent to the space for you, go and see for yourself. 】

oops.

What the hell is going on with this system?
"Let's talk about it first. It's not that I have a lot of people. I really can't get used to you talking like this."

"Being an AI, isn't it bad that you act like an AI?"

"Have you ever seen someone with golden fingers speak like you? Aren't they all good at speaking?"

【Stop criticizing me! 】

[I have never seen a host who dares to bargain with the system. 】

[I'm angry, less rewards will be issued! 】

This thing, it has emotions.

Jiang Weidong decided that even if it was for a reward, he would never provoke it again.

He opened the space and saw that he was given two more cards this time.

One is a promotion card, and the other is a top cooking card.

"Culinary skills can be considered practical."

"But you don't need to be promoted, right? I have memory bread, so I must pass every exam."

But Artemis said, "Don't panic, existence is the truth, maybe it's for you to get promoted."

Eh!
If so, it makes sense.

So, without saying anything else, he held the two cards in his hand and crushed them.

A golden light sprinkled down from above.

He suddenly felt that there were many more recipes in his memory.

There are all kinds of cuisines, salty, sweet, simple, difficult, everything is available.

This night, I was so busy with that stupid task that I didn't even have a meal.

If you happen to have cooking skills, then cook something good, and treat yourself as a comfort.

Jiang Weidong opened up the space and searched for ingredients.

He ate a lot of seafood a few days ago, so he decided to change his taste today.

Make a pan-fried pork belly/meat and try it.

"System, if this dish can make the brats cry, then it can be called top-notch."

[Let's go! 】

Just do it.

He took out a piece of pork belly/meat, washed it and sliced ​​it.

Add onion and ginger, cooking wine, oyster sauce, sugar, cumin powder and other seasonings, marinate for 10 minutes.

After the pan is hot, brush with oil and put the marinated pork belly/meat on it.

Just listening to the sound of "stab and pull", the meat gradually turned golden yellow, and the fragrance also drifted to the courtyard.

Artemis dropped the cat tray and jumped onto the table.

It pointed to a plate of lettuce leaves and garlic and asked, "What's this for?"

Jiang Weidong knew it was delicious, so he deliberately teased it, "You don't understand that, do you?"

"Use it, wrap it, and put some of it in, it's fragrant but not greasy! Quack is delicious!"

As soon as he finished speaking, he stuffed the freshly rolled lettuce wrapped in pork belly/meat into his mouth.

Artemis was stunned.

It looked down at the three things that were not very related, and its expression was full of doubts.

"You thing, it tastes better than cat food? I'm talking about high-quality goods."

Jiang Weidong nodded, "Naturally."

"Where's the dried fish? Are there any dried fish?"

"necessary!"

"What about cat strips? It can't be better than cat strips, can it?"

Jiang Weidong couldn't help laughing, "You're asking that, and I've never eaten cat strips, so I don't know which one tastes better."

Artemis turned his head and jumped off the table, only to come back a few seconds later.

He also had a cat strip in his mouth and threw it in front of him.

"Tuna-flavored, my favorite, I put it aside, can I exchange this for you?"

Hahahaha.

The bear boy didn't want to cry, but made the cat cry first.

Jiang Weidong pushed the cat strip back, "If you don't change it, I won't be able to eat this thing."

Artemis leaned forward again, and the aggrieved kitten had "desire" written all over its face.

Forget it.

Still don't tease it.

The child is too poor.

No one could stand this expression of aggrieved Bala.

"It's not that I won't give you food. Cats can't eat food that people eat. It's harmful to the body."

"It would be easier if you were a dog."

You are the dog!

You are all dogs!
Artemis was instantly depressed.

Sitting next to the plate, Di Liuyuan's eyes were fixed on him.

Just swipe the tail left and right on the table.

Jiang Weidong felt several times that its saliva was about to flow onto the table.

At this moment, the memory mirror suddenly called the police.

[Remind the host that someone has entered the courtyard. 】

[Please be careful! 】

Artemis jumped off the table and was about to go out to have a look.

Jiang Weidong stopped it and said, "Don't go, those brats from the Jia family must be following the scent again."

No problem.

The moment Artemis jumped onto the windowsill, he saw a small figure running back.

Judging from the clothes, it looks like a little Sophora japonica.

"Brother Dong, I'm going to visit Jia's house."

"Ms. Jia Zhang came back today. It stands to reason that she should make some noise to show her presence."

Needless to say, this little guy is really hardworking.

Every day I ran out and went door to door.

Now many neighbors in the compound like it very much, and gave it a very pertinent evaluation.

It is said that it is the cat that is most willing to join in the fun within a radius of two kilometers.

Jiang Weidong was afraid that it would be too hard, "Why don't we take a rest today, it's not a bad day."

"No, it's better to go to Jia's house than to watch you suffer."

After speaking, Artemis took one last look at the pork belly/meat on the table, and left without looking back.

However, everything is really as it expected.

Ever since Ran Qiuye was sent away just now, Mrs. Jia Zhang started to act like a demon while eating.

"Don't you know I'm coming back today? Why don't you pick me up at the gate?"

Seeing that there was not even a pickle on the table, she was very dissatisfied.

Qin Huairu didn't say anything, but she was already cursing in her heart.

This old godly woman, in this life, she will never be able to change and eat shit.

And pick you up at the door, are you a hero who returned in triumph?
It's really smelly and shameless.

Looking at Jia Zhang's ferocious eyes, she pushed her job forward again.

"Mom, you can eat."

"Hey, I said Qin Huairu, what exactly do you mean?"

Jia Zhang patted the dining table, and his hands were numb.

"In the past few days when I'm not at home, your mothers have eaten all the good things. When I come back, will you give me this?"

Qin Huairu was very aggrieved, "Mom, don't pick and choose. I didn't want to eat these, so I specially left them for you."

Jia Zhang picked up the spoon and scooped up the watery stick noodle porridge, "Do you think I'll believe your nonsense? Why don't you keep it here? There's plenty in the water tank!"

"Bang" sound.

She threw the porridge spoon into the basin and scolded Qin Huairu loudly.

"Didn't you see that I've lost weight? Go and cook me something delicious!"

Qin Huairu lowered her head and said nothing, but she had other thoughts in her heart.