Siheyuan: My anger system is too good at playing

Jiang Weidong looked at the sky, his mouth became "O" in shock.

But after a while, he immediately covered his mouth with his hands.

Because he was really afraid that some magpie would suddenly panic, and a lump of shit would fall into its mouth, and it would be the end of it.

Good guy, is this candy so awesome?

It's like a whistle, all beasts come to help!
The question is, what are you all flying over my head?

Go help Artemis, just listen to it!
Everyone in Jiang Weidong's line of sight looked up at this spectacle, and even sighed.

"The magpies are here to announce the good news. So many magpies have come together, which means that there is going to be a big happy event!"

"Oh my God, I've never seen anything like this in my entire life!"

The magpies in the sky were still circling and screaming, Jiang Weidong suddenly remembered that he had eaten magpie-shaped small animal biscuits.

It should be possible to talk to them.

So, ignoring everyone's strange gazes, he yelled at the sky like a psychopath.

"Come out a representative and talk to me!"

With a loud howl, among so many magpies, there really was one that broke away from the crowd and landed slowly.

It ended up on his shoulders.

"What the hell are we doing, man?"

puff!
Forget it, I can't manage that much anymore.

He bent his arm and touched the magpie on his shoulder, "Take your brothers and help the white cat in front, just follow its arrangement."

"middle!"

After saying a word, the leading brother flapped his wings and flew away with a group of magpies.

As they left, the bright sun shone on the land again.

The magpies flew forward tens of meters, and saw Artemis running wildly on the ground.

The elder brother who took the lead lowered the flight altitude, "Dude, we are here to help ye, ye just say what to do!"

At this moment, Artemis jumped up and made a huge pounce, and directly threw the stick from behind.

Then step on his back, put both paws on the back of his head, and bow left and right.

Everbright kicked him hundreds of times.

As for whether his tooth fell out or not, it's hard to say now, after all, he hit the ground face first and never had a chance to lift it up.

Such an astonishing number of magpies, no matter where they hovered, attracted countless people to look up.

Everyone agrees that this is a good omen, especially when the new year is coming the day after tomorrow.

The common people feel that this is a good omen for an auspicious year.

Tired of spinning, Artemis raised his head and said to the leader of the magpie, "Where are these brothers?"

"Then since they're all here, throw these three things into the stinky water bubble for me to rinse!"

"middle!"

Afterwards, only two "cha-cha" sounds were heard, and countless magpies suddenly rushed down with their heads upside down.

Just when they were about to hit the ground, they suddenly grabbed the corners of the sticks, the big snot, and the two donkeys with their mouths.

Then gather together and flap their wings violently, rising slowly.

It's really like the posture of a helicopter when it takes off in situ.

After the sticks and stems were picked up, although they didn't fly very high, they still scared them so much that they kept crying for their father and mother.

There was a lot of screams.

None of the passers-by who saw this situation stepped forward to stop them, and they all stood there in a daze without knowing why.

When the two-year-old middle-aged man came to his senses and wanted to catch them, the magpie had already lifted the three of them to a height that ordinary heights couldn't reach.

"Mom! Help! I'm so scared!"

"Stinky bird, let me go..."

"Woooooooo, help!"

The three little boys who were arrogant and domineering just now are all cowardly now.

After flying for more than 100 meters, there was a ditch that was not too big, and a small bridge was built on it.

The water has frozen in this climate, but it is noon at this moment, and the ice surface is only a thin layer.

The magpies with three people in their mouths stayed still, fluttering their wings.

But the magpie who took the lead was "cha-cha-cha-cha" at them in front of them, as if issuing orders.

Then, I saw the one in front suddenly rushing down quickly.

And the magpies in the back, like a team of well-trained soldiers, lowered their flight altitude, just when they were less than one meter away from the water surface.

They opened their mouths together, scattered and evacuated, and three "plops" of falling into the water sounded one after another.

The three children struggled desperately in the water, crying and howling with their eyes closed.

"Help... help... help!"

"Mom... help..."

"I can't swim...save..."

The cries for help one after another attracted many passers-by to wait and see, with different expressions.

After the magpies dropped them, they did not fly away immediately, but gathered above the water in formation and circled for a while.

Needless to say, in terms of momentum, it gave people the feeling of an unusual scene.

Two or three minutes later, there was an old man on the bridge who couldn't stand it anymore.

He yelled loudly into the water below, "Hey, Neisa child, the water is not too deep, why don't you just stand up and it's over!"

But the three of them were so frightened that they were terrified, and they hopped reflexively, and they couldn't hear the other voices.

The people standing on the shore were so happy, they shouted into the ditch together, telling them not to be afraid, just stand up by themselves.

In the end, the second donkey couldn't hold on anymore, he really had no strength.

After struggling less, he thought to himself, it's over, I'm still so young and I'm going to die.

But who knows, the sinking feet suddenly felt a sense of solidity.

He tried to step on it again, and it was true.

As soon as he got excited, he stood up directly from the water!

It turned out that the water depth was only up to their waists!

Although the cotton-padded jacket and trousers were a little heavy after being soaked in water, and a lot of dirty things were stuck to his body, he was still surprised and happy.

Stretching out his hand to pull the other two people, "Stick, big snot, look at me!"

Seeing that he had actually stood up, the two melon babies slowly came to their senses.

After they both stood up, the people on the bank who watched the fun laughed together.

Because there is a broken net bag on the stick's head.

And the second donkey's body was covered with a lot of green and sticky moss.

Seeing that all three of them stood up, there was another cry of "chacha" in the air.

Three magpies flew out of the queue and flew back twice over the heads of the three of them.

"Crack", everyone has a pile of bird droppings on their heads.

Fair and just, impartial.

The stick was the first to wipe the top of his head, and when he saw that his hands were covered with white bird droppings, he fell ill on the spot.

And Big Nose and Erlu also wiped it subconsciously, and then burst into tears.

"Uuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu"

"Woo, I want... I want to hit you with a... slingshot."

Passers-by on the shore laughed again, wondering whose family's unlucky brat this was.

Artemis also ran to the shore at this time.

Looking at the three cubs in the dirty ditch, it nodded in satisfaction.

Then yelled into the sky, "Nice job dude! Great work!"

Of course, the people on the shore would never think of it.

The soft and cute little guy who is "meowing" facing the sky is the one who really issues orders to this group of magpies.

Then, the sound of "chacha" came back from the sky.

The black magpies followed the lead brother in front, and just like that, took advantage of the situation and flew away neatly in formation.