As soon as these words were said, many people stepped back three feet immediately.
Not for anything else, just because of Liu Haizhong's violent temper, no one dares to take care of this trivial matter.
It's fine if it doesn't work after pouring, but if it's really sober, it's known who poured urine on him.
Good guy, with his temper, why don't you take this guy's whole family home?
Except for everyone, even the second aunt hesitated.
She has been married to Liu Haizhong for decades, and now even her eldest son is married.
Not to mention pouring urine on him, she wouldn't even dare to drink alcohol!
If you understand it later, why don't you tear her alive?
The deaf old lady saw that the second aunt was a little confused, so she asked her, "How is it? Do you plan to treat it? If I don't treat it, I will go back."
The second aunt grabbed the deaf old lady's arm, this is now her last straw.
If she said she was dead, it would be tantamount to declaring that her old Liu would be a lunatic from now on.
After thinking about it again and again, she managed to squeeze out a word between her teeth, "Save..."
So, here comes the most crucial question.
All I heard was an old neighbor in the crowd shouting, "Where did you get the boy's urine?"
Speaking of boys, the first thing everyone thinks of is sticks.
Because he is usually too naughty, he has enough sense of presence in front of everyone.
Just now many people saw that it was Shazhu who went to the hospital to get medicine with a stick, so all the neighbors looked at him at the moment.
Seeing that everyone was looking at him, Sha Zhu suddenly had an idea.
Qin Huairu is not at home, so I am now the guardian of the stick.
If you want boy urine, you can only ask me for it.
You can give, but you can't give in vain.
Now they urgently need treatment for children's urine, no matter what conditions are asked, the second aunt will definitely agree.
It just so happened that I just lost nine yuan and seventy cents, so I might as well get it back from him.
Speaking of it, I can't blame myself for being cruel, who told Liu Haizhong to find faults all day long, targeting himself.
It's really not in vain to be the grandson of the deaf old lady. She deliberately created an opportunity for herself to deal with him!
Thinking of this, he stepped out of the crowd.
"Everyone, the Buddha said that saving someone's life is better than building a seven-level pagoda. The second uncle is like this now, and they all live in the same courtyard. I can't just leave him alone. Are you right?"
Xu Damao stood behind and grinned, "Yo, I said silly, the deaf old lady said she wanted a boy to urinate, but she didn't say she wanted a boy of your age to urinate?"
"Besides, you are almost thirty. Although you are not married yet, you are not a real boy anymore. Who can say for sure?"
"Even if you are real, the second uncle has to swallow it for such an old boy to piss so much!"
As soon as his words fell, the crowd of onlookers burst into laughter.
Silly Zhu was caught by him for a while.
If he wants to explain that he is a real boy, Xu Damao will definitely laugh at him in front of everyone, saying that he has never even touched a woman at his age, which is really shameful.
But if you don't explain it, you will become a fake boy again.
He figured it out, no matter if he explained it or not, it was a hole Xu Damao dug for him, just waiting for him to jump into it.
[Congratulations to the host for getting the anger value from He Yuzhu*69]
[Congratulations to the host for getting the anger value from He Yuzhu*58]
"Xu Damao, let me tell you, if it wasn't for the fact that the second uncle is in a hurry, I must beat you!"
"What the hell is it all about me? I said the boy is a stick!"
Hearing this, the second aunt really let go of the deaf old lady's arm, and threw herself in front of Sha Zhu.
"Zhuzi, usually your second uncle is too stubborn and said a lot of unpleasant things, don't be as knowledgeable as him."
"Now that Qin Huairu and Jia Zhang are not at home, that stick is your son..."
Originally, Sha Zhu raised his chin high, meaning he wanted to take the second aunt.
But after hearing this, I was not happy at that time.
"Second aunt, what are you talking about?"
"I'm not married yet. How come that stick is my son? If you want to talk like that, how can I find a wife in the future?"
Silly Zhu wanted to use Qin Huairu to make tooth sacrifices in his spare time. If he wanted to marry a wife, he must find the big girl Huanghua.
After hearing his words, the neighbors all pouted secretly.
I thought about you and the little widow, even the stray dogs in the alley outside know it, why do you pick it outside!
The second aunt hated it in her heart, hated that silly Zhu took the opportunity to take advantage of it.
But she couldn't do anything about it, because her old Liu's lifeblood was in his hands.
So, I can only give in immediately and change my mind.
"Yes, yes, I am confused and talking nonsense."
"Silly Zhu, just let BangGong give you some urine so that you can save your second uncle!"
"When he recovers, I will definitely tell him that he will never fight against you again, and only treat you as a benefactor!"
Ha ha, just waiting for your words.
Shazhu said cheerfully, "Second Aunt, you're taking too seriously, am I, Shazhu, the one who wants to reciprocate?"
"If you want to talk about cutting people's flesh, then I don't dare to make the decision. If you just want to take a pee, then I will definitely not have a problem with it!"
"Thank you, thank you! Pillar!"
The second aunt was so excited, she never expected that Sha Zhu would agree so happily, without embarrassing her at all, it seems that her old Liu always targets others, and she really misunderstood him.
She secretly made up her mind that if Liu Haizhong really recovered, she must learn from him what happened today.
So that he can tell who is the good guy and who is the bad guy.
But she was wrong.
As soon as she thanked Shazhu, his "but" came out of his mouth.
"But, second aunt, you must also know that it is a good thing for this boy to pee on it!"
"It saves lives, cures diseases, treats wind evils, etc., no matter what the problem is, a piss can cure it all for you!"
"You said that if you use it for the second uncle's medical treatment, then you have to have such a big bowl?"
"That terrier was just injured, good guy, you let him urinate so much again, how much energy does that have to make other children?"
"If this exhausts the only child of the Jia family, you'll be fine. Then when Qin Huairu comes back, she must settle the score with me!"
"Do you think it makes sense?"
The second aunt was stunned on the spot, looked at Sha Zhu and blinked her eyes a few times before asking, "Then what do you mean?"
Silly Zhu put his hands in his pockets, shook his legs and said, "I mean, you have to express that you can buy some supplements for the child, so that I can explain it to Qin Huairu later, isn't it?"
Not for anything else, just because of Liu Haizhong's violent temper, no one dares to take care of this trivial matter.
It's fine if it doesn't work after pouring, but if it's really sober, it's known who poured urine on him.
Good guy, with his temper, why don't you take this guy's whole family home?
Except for everyone, even the second aunt hesitated.
She has been married to Liu Haizhong for decades, and now even her eldest son is married.
Not to mention pouring urine on him, she wouldn't even dare to drink alcohol!
If you understand it later, why don't you tear her alive?
The deaf old lady saw that the second aunt was a little confused, so she asked her, "How is it? Do you plan to treat it? If I don't treat it, I will go back."
The second aunt grabbed the deaf old lady's arm, this is now her last straw.
If she said she was dead, it would be tantamount to declaring that her old Liu would be a lunatic from now on.
After thinking about it again and again, she managed to squeeze out a word between her teeth, "Save..."
So, here comes the most crucial question.
All I heard was an old neighbor in the crowd shouting, "Where did you get the boy's urine?"
Speaking of boys, the first thing everyone thinks of is sticks.
Because he is usually too naughty, he has enough sense of presence in front of everyone.
Just now many people saw that it was Shazhu who went to the hospital to get medicine with a stick, so all the neighbors looked at him at the moment.
Seeing that everyone was looking at him, Sha Zhu suddenly had an idea.
Qin Huairu is not at home, so I am now the guardian of the stick.
If you want boy urine, you can only ask me for it.
You can give, but you can't give in vain.
Now they urgently need treatment for children's urine, no matter what conditions are asked, the second aunt will definitely agree.
It just so happened that I just lost nine yuan and seventy cents, so I might as well get it back from him.
Speaking of it, I can't blame myself for being cruel, who told Liu Haizhong to find faults all day long, targeting himself.
It's really not in vain to be the grandson of the deaf old lady. She deliberately created an opportunity for herself to deal with him!
Thinking of this, he stepped out of the crowd.
"Everyone, the Buddha said that saving someone's life is better than building a seven-level pagoda. The second uncle is like this now, and they all live in the same courtyard. I can't just leave him alone. Are you right?"
Xu Damao stood behind and grinned, "Yo, I said silly, the deaf old lady said she wanted a boy to urinate, but she didn't say she wanted a boy of your age to urinate?"
"Besides, you are almost thirty. Although you are not married yet, you are not a real boy anymore. Who can say for sure?"
"Even if you are real, the second uncle has to swallow it for such an old boy to piss so much!"
As soon as his words fell, the crowd of onlookers burst into laughter.
Silly Zhu was caught by him for a while.
If he wants to explain that he is a real boy, Xu Damao will definitely laugh at him in front of everyone, saying that he has never even touched a woman at his age, which is really shameful.
But if you don't explain it, you will become a fake boy again.
He figured it out, no matter if he explained it or not, it was a hole Xu Damao dug for him, just waiting for him to jump into it.
[Congratulations to the host for getting the anger value from He Yuzhu*69]
[Congratulations to the host for getting the anger value from He Yuzhu*58]
"Xu Damao, let me tell you, if it wasn't for the fact that the second uncle is in a hurry, I must beat you!"
"What the hell is it all about me? I said the boy is a stick!"
Hearing this, the second aunt really let go of the deaf old lady's arm, and threw herself in front of Sha Zhu.
"Zhuzi, usually your second uncle is too stubborn and said a lot of unpleasant things, don't be as knowledgeable as him."
"Now that Qin Huairu and Jia Zhang are not at home, that stick is your son..."
Originally, Sha Zhu raised his chin high, meaning he wanted to take the second aunt.
But after hearing this, I was not happy at that time.
"Second aunt, what are you talking about?"
"I'm not married yet. How come that stick is my son? If you want to talk like that, how can I find a wife in the future?"
Silly Zhu wanted to use Qin Huairu to make tooth sacrifices in his spare time. If he wanted to marry a wife, he must find the big girl Huanghua.
After hearing his words, the neighbors all pouted secretly.
I thought about you and the little widow, even the stray dogs in the alley outside know it, why do you pick it outside!
The second aunt hated it in her heart, hated that silly Zhu took the opportunity to take advantage of it.
But she couldn't do anything about it, because her old Liu's lifeblood was in his hands.
So, I can only give in immediately and change my mind.
"Yes, yes, I am confused and talking nonsense."
"Silly Zhu, just let BangGong give you some urine so that you can save your second uncle!"
"When he recovers, I will definitely tell him that he will never fight against you again, and only treat you as a benefactor!"
Ha ha, just waiting for your words.
Shazhu said cheerfully, "Second Aunt, you're taking too seriously, am I, Shazhu, the one who wants to reciprocate?"
"If you want to talk about cutting people's flesh, then I don't dare to make the decision. If you just want to take a pee, then I will definitely not have a problem with it!"
"Thank you, thank you! Pillar!"
The second aunt was so excited, she never expected that Sha Zhu would agree so happily, without embarrassing her at all, it seems that her old Liu always targets others, and she really misunderstood him.
She secretly made up her mind that if Liu Haizhong really recovered, she must learn from him what happened today.
So that he can tell who is the good guy and who is the bad guy.
But she was wrong.
As soon as she thanked Shazhu, his "but" came out of his mouth.
"But, second aunt, you must also know that it is a good thing for this boy to pee on it!"
"It saves lives, cures diseases, treats wind evils, etc., no matter what the problem is, a piss can cure it all for you!"
"You said that if you use it for the second uncle's medical treatment, then you have to have such a big bowl?"
"That terrier was just injured, good guy, you let him urinate so much again, how much energy does that have to make other children?"
"If this exhausts the only child of the Jia family, you'll be fine. Then when Qin Huairu comes back, she must settle the score with me!"
"Do you think it makes sense?"
The second aunt was stunned on the spot, looked at Sha Zhu and blinked her eyes a few times before asking, "Then what do you mean?"
Silly Zhu put his hands in his pockets, shook his legs and said, "I mean, you have to express that you can buy some supplements for the child, so that I can explain it to Qin Huairu later, isn't it?"
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