Siheyuan: My anger system is too good at playing

"Either, or Guangfu and Guangtian, you two come, one is holding your father and the other is in charge of feeding!"

These words frightened the two brothers, and they all hid behind the deaf old lady in a flash.

Liu Guangfu, "Mom, did you see that my dad hasn't hit me for several days?"

Liu Guangtian, "That's right, mom, if my dad understands this, he can't beat us to death? You want my elder brother to be your only child?"

The second aunt hates it, "Why did I give birth to you two useless things, and you lose the chain at the critical moment, no wonder your father looks down on you two brothers!"

"It's not enough to do whatever you want every day, and you can't eat enough, it will only waste food!"

After scolding, she thought about it, the dog temper in Liu Haizhong didn't even dare to do anything, let alone the two of them.

Then he sighed and stopped cursing.

This big guy discussed and discussed, but he really negotiated two suitable candidates.

Yi Zhonghai, silly Zhu.

In fact, Xu Damao was also in the ranks of candidates at the beginning. After all, he is tall and tall, younger than Sha Zhu, and has a lot of strength.

But he refused to do it, and the reason for his refusal sounded quite reasonable.

"Yo, I really can't do this. One is that I can't do that to the second uncle."

"Secondly, I am a person with a dirty heart. If the rice wine is brought to the front, I will vomit before it is poured."

"No, no, no, I absolutely can't!"

These are Xu Damao's superficial words, but in reality he doesn't want to offend Liu Haizhong.

Because he and Sha Zhu didn't get along, and the first master was partial to Sha Zhu, and the third master liked to play around with the wind, and he would join with whoever had benefits. If he wanted to fight Sha Zhu in terms of status, he would have to Relying on the second uncle to support him.

He was still analyzing in his heart, after all, the uncle is an uncle, he is old and has a calm personality, even after Liu Haizhong wakes up, he might not dare to lose his temper with him.

He was even more afraid of that silly column. As soon as that guy came up with all his strength, he didn't care who you were, and your grandma didn't even know you. Didn't he just staged it at Jiang Weidong's house just now? The cadres became the masses, but he didn't dare to be tough with the idiots!
So let the two of them do this offending thing, Liu Haizhong didn't dare to do anything when he woke up, told him to be dumb and eat yellow lotus, he couldn't tell if he was suffering.

At this moment, Yan Bugui came with a broken bowl.

"Quick, quick! Give way, give way!"

"Let me tell you, it's still hot."

"It will be over later, Second Aunt, remember to pay me a bowl. Originally, my bowl is fine with the family, and it can still be used."

Compared with the ten yuan saved, a broken bowl is nothing!
Look at his small mind, like a needle nose.

Blind his culture in vain.

The second aunt nodded to him again and again, "Success, success, isn't it just a bowl? I will compensate you both, don't worry!"

After hearing this, Yan Bugui was satisfied this time, at least he didn't lose money from taking a piss, at least he earned a bowl back.

Yi Zhonghai stared at Liu Haizhong, and when he was about to roll up his arms and sleeves to pick up the bowl of urine, the deaf old lady suddenly spoke again.

"Wait a minute!"

"I said his uncle, you are already old, why are you still so unsteady in doing things?"

Yi Zhonghai didn't understand what she meant, "Old lady, I don't understand this matter either, what should I do, what procedure will you give me directions? We will just do as you say!"

At this time, Liu Haizhong seemed to have come out of the office, and was smiling and greeting the people beside him while walking.

The deaf old lady was sitting on a bench, leaning on a cane, and shouted silly Zhu, "Grandson! Where is my grandson?"

"I'm here, grandma, what do you mean, tell me!" Silly Zhu knew that the deaf old lady always loved him, so he respected her very much.

The deaf old lady raised her walking stick, pointed at Liu Haizhong who was very absorbed in the performance, and said, "Go get a basin of cold water, the colder the better, your second uncle has dirty things, you need to purify his soul first. "

"Come on!" Silly Zhu suppressed a smile, and ran to get a big basin to fetch water.

Jiang Weidong didn't know whether everyone saw it or not.

Anyway, he understood that the old lady was here to play tricks.

Nowadays, the emphasis on believing in science is all materialism and atheism. What about purifying the soul, to put it bluntly, isn’t it just wanting to pour him a basin of cold water in these severe winters?

It seems that the deaf old lady wants to calm down in Liu Haizhong and reflect on her own behavior.

Many of the surrounding neighbors rubbed their hands and wondered, what kind of purification method is this?

"Deaf old lady, is it like those gods/wives said, dip a drop of water on the forehead, and another drop on the tip of the nose?"

"Are you stupid? Why do you point the tip of your nose? That dirty thing doesn't smell, so you should light your eyes? You have to see first, and then you can be enchanted!"

"Deaf old lady, these people have everything to say, you should tell me something! We are all in such a hurry!"

After all, he is an elderly person, although he is not educated, but his temperament is absolutely calm, and his ability to play tricks is no less than that of anyone in the courtyard.

At this moment, I only heard Shazhu's voice "Wooooooo", "Get out of the way! Hurry up and get out of the way!"

When everyone saw Silly Zhu rushing over with a large basin full of cold water, they immediately gave him a way.

Silly Zhu's legs and feet were so fast that the second aunt hadn't had time to ask what the big basin of cold water was for.

Only a "crash" was heard.

A basin of freezing cold water was poured all over Liu Haizhong's body, it can be said that almost nothing was wasted.

The bangs were splashed inside and out, and even the silver hair on the head was dripping down.

For a moment, the audience was silent.

Everyone guessed 180 seven ways to purify the soul, but they didn't guess this one.

Because it was too simple and rude, everyone present thought that no one would dare to treat Liu Haizhong like this.

It's winter now, and the big ice ridges on the eaves are still hanging on them one by one.

Good guy, pouring this pot of cold water on it will kill the dog in Liu Hai!
Jiang Weidong smacked his lips again, "This is really the needle in the back of the hornet's tail, the most poisonous woman's heart!"

"It seems that no matter how old a woman is, it's best not to mess with her, otherwise it will definitely end badly."

After Liu Haizhong was splashed with cold water, he was stunned on the spot. His last movement was still at the moment of waving to the crowd.

But as for waving at the venue or halfway with people, only he knows.

It was almost time to see, and the eyes of the deaf old lady began to flicker again.

She looked at Liu Haizhong, hit the hard ground with a crutch, and said to Yi Zhonghai, "Master, what are you waiting for? Let's start sending yellow bars!"