Siheyuan: My anger system is too good at playing

"System, what did you just give me?"

"Did I hear you right, spiritual pet cat?"

[Answer the host, the pet cat can understand human language, and can accompany the host very well. 】

"I don't believe it, you would be so kind?"

"Are you afraid that I won't be able to marry a wife? Give me back my whole companion."

[Well, I just think it's a pity that a thousand catties of cat food was left in vain. 】

What the hell!

you!
When Jiang Weidong was feeling speechless, a silver British short-haired cat suddenly fell from the sky with a "whoosh" and landed in his arms.

"Good guy, I can't even ride such a small thing, and I have to hold it all day long. Isn't this just looking for trouble for me?"

"Meow meow meow."

The little guy meowed at Jiang Weidong, as if he had something to say.

"Are you hungry? If yes, meow once, if not, meow twice."

But the kitten was still barking, it didn't seem to be talking about whether it was hungry or not.

Eh, that's right!

I have small animal cookies.

Jiang Weidong suddenly remembered this, and immediately took out the cat-shaped piece from the space, and ate it.

In the next second, it was as if simultaneous interpretation was turned on.

What the guy said immediately became Chinese and passed into his ears.

"If you don't eat small animal biscuits, you must let me meow or meow. Are you stupid?"

"Cats are for pets, not for riding, okay? Do you think I'm a mount?"

"I have four legs, how can you hold me? Do you think I'm a good-for-nothing cat?"

"What's more, didn't the system give you cat food, did I eat your rice?"

What the hell!

Didn't animals become sperm after the founding of the People's Republic of China?
This is too amazing!

Usually listening to "meow meow" is so cute, but in fact it's all hard talking!

Jiang Weidong pinched the back of its neck and lifted it up in the air, "Tell you, I understand everything you just said."

"It's useless to dare to blah, be careful and send you to the yard to catch mice, let you start from the grassroots."

No no no, absolutely not!

The little cat's attitude immediately changed 180 degrees.

It first licked Jiang Weidong's hand, and then rubbed and rubbed against his arms. It acted like a girl friend acting like a baby, and it almost melted his boyish heart.

Jiang Weidong chuckled, "Okay, anyway, I don't have any relatives here, little cat, then we will depend on each other for life from now on."

The cat was unhappy, rolled over and sat down, "Since you can understand me, then I'll just say it straight."

"Can you give me a name, don't be a little cat or a little cat, I'm a pure man."

This product is skinnier than the riding system!
Jiang Weidong thought for a while, "It makes sense, you are so thoughtful, Mimi, you probably won't like anything like Doudou, how about Paige? I think it's very fashionable."

The other party sat on his lap with a calm expression, "Name a cat a pig and tell me what you think."

"You even know this? Have you installed a chip in your brain?" Jiang Weidong really didn't expect this, he shook the cat's head back and forth twice.

"Since you are a white cat and can talk, why not call it Artemis, it is a god cat from the moon."

He thought about it for a long time and was quite satisfied with the idea.

The other party jumped off his lap, looking very proud, "He's quite a big guy, he still watches Sailor Moon."

"Forget it, let it be, at least it sounds better than Hanamaki, steamed buns and so on."

After a brief exchange, Jiang Weidong found that this guy knew everything, and he was really different from a domestic cat who could only "meow meow".

"Hey, get me something to eat. I'll go out first to get acquainted with the environment." Artemis raised her tail and spoke in a tone like an old man, twice, not softly.

Jiang Weidong leaned on the head of the bed, and said leisurely, "I heard that there are a lot of rats in the third yard, and the big guy is trying to adopt a stray cat."

Artemis jumped onto the bed with a catwalk and stepped on his chest, "Brother Dong, please get me something to eat, I'll go out and see if anyone is talking bad about you, come back so I can report to you .”

Very practical.

Better than anyone.

"Go." Jiang Weidong raised his hand and threw it directly at the door.

Artemis went out, passed through the fourth courtyard, and as soon as he arrived at the third courtyard, he saw Sha Zhu and Qin Huairu standing at the door of the house, talking in a whisper.

It walked over on catwalks, and the small pads on its feet made no sound at all.

Qin Huairu spoke first, "What's going on with you in the cafeteria at noon today? Why do you have to imitate other people's language?"

Mentioning this silly lawsuit, "I, I don't know what's going on."

"I really didn't do it on purpose. At that time, hell, as long as you make a sound, it's your movement. Later, as soon as the people dispersed, you'll be fine. You said it's not a strange thing."

Qin Huairu was not very happy, "You were originally asked to ask Jiang Weidong for money, but the money didn't come, and you made such a big embarrassment, it's really embarrassing."

Silly Zhu rubbed the back of his head, "Alright, let this matter go. Well, what, I got you ten catties of stick noodles, you can take them home."

Qin Huairu took the cloth bag, and a smile appeared on his face, "Thank you, it's still hello, you know you miss me."

"Then, are you not angry?" Silly Zhu stretched out his hand to grab the other's hand.

At this time, Jia Zhang's cough sounded from a distance very well, and Sha Zhu was so frightened that he quickly retracted his hand.

Qin Huairu knew that the old godly woman must be hiding behind the curtain to monitor herself again.

So, he could only signal Silly Zhu to quickly enter the house, and turned around and went home by himself.

Artemis was curious about what happened next, so she followed Qin Huairu and entered Jia's house with her.

"Hey, where did this cat come from? It looks so cute."

Qin Huairu turned around and saw this little guy, "Mom, is this the cat you picked up?"

Mrs. Jia Zhang was sitting at the round table, using the light to clean the soles of her shoes.

Hearing her words, he snorted coldly, "People can't get enough to eat, and still want to go home to pick up cats?"

"Speaking of which, the cat's life is really bad. If it comes to our house, it will definitely starve to death!"

Qin Huairu heard the voice of her words, and said indifferently, "Mom, you don't have to be weird there, didn't you just see Sha Zhu giving me something again?"

"It's almost New Year's Day. He gave me ten catties of stick noodles. Our family can last for a few days. Wouldn't it be nice to save what we saved for New Year's Day?"

Jiazhang's face was drawn like that of Changbai Mountain, "If you want to eat it, you can eat it yourself. I won't eat unclean things."

"Besides, the stick is injured like that, and the child is given this stick noodle every day, without any nutrition at all. Can it get better?"

Qin Huairu sighed, "Mom, the medicine in the clinic is so good, he can go to the ground now."

"If you don't tighten up now, what will you do during the Chinese New Year?"

The two of them were talking, at this moment, BangJiao came out from the back room.