Entertainment: My predecessor is a diva and my current boss is a boss
Chapter 325 Eating Noodles
The characteristic of Jin Xiaozhao is to use the most serious expression and perform the most exaggerated and funny performances.
This trait is precisely the rarest thing for comedians.
As soon as he appeared on the stage, he won the applause of the whole house.
Jin Xiaozhao is also crazy, the more enthusiastic the audience is, the more freely he can play.
"Director brother, recruit extras, do you think I can do it?"
"You?" Li Changan circled around him:
"Extras are very hard, can you bear the hardship?"
"Yes!" Jin Xiaozhao's chest patted duangduang,
"I can eat anything, steamed buns, steamed buns, boxed lunches, if I really don't have any vegetables, just pickles and pickles will do."
Listening to his answer that the lips of the donkey don't match the mouth of the horse, the audience burst into laughter instantly.
Li Changan rolled his eyes speechlessly, and said to himself:
"Isn't this a fool!"
Jin Xiaozhao said with a look of surprise:
"Hey, Brother Director, how do you know my nickname? My family always calls me the second idiot!"
"Hahaha..." Su Yuanhang in front of the TV laughed and burst into tears, pointing at the TV and saying:
"Have you seen it, have you seen it, isn't our Chang'an show particularly exciting?"
Su Han rolled his eyes speechlessly:
"Yes, no one can compare to your old man's son-in-law!"
Su Yuanhang said happily:
"Girl, you have a good eye, that's up to me, right James?"
After eating a bowl of glutinous rice balls, the black mercenary who filled another bowl by himself was enjoying himself.
Hearing someone call his name, he raised his head from the bowl and said blankly:
"Boss, are you calling me?"
Su Yuanhang said angrily:
"Eat your glutinous rice balls!"
"Okay, boss!"
On the TV, Li Changan frowned, rolled his eyes and said:
"Who is that... two idiots!"
Jin Xiaozhao interrupted him foolishly:
"Brother Director, I have a big name now. My name is Zhang Shazhu, not Second Idiot."
"Isn't that still a fool!"
Jin Xiaozhao raised his head and said naively:
"Different director brother, now I'm just stupid, not two!"
Listening to his serious explanation to Li Changan, the audience laughed even louder.
"Zhang silly Zhu, right?"
Jin Xiaozhao nodded vigorously.
Li Changan asked:
"You said you can eat anything, but can you eat noodles?"
"Yes, why not!" Jin Xiaozhao said in a low voice:
"I like noodles the most, but unfortunately my mother never cooks for me because she finds it bothersome!"
Li Changan waved his hand, and a staff member carried a plastic bucket and placed it in the center of the stage.
"Zhang Shazhu, our production team is recruiting extras this time, and they are required to be able to eat noodles. Let's interview you now. If you meet the requirements, I will keep you!"
Jin Xiaozhao beamed with joy:
"Brother Director, I understand the interview, just give me a test with noodles!"
Li Changan nodded speechlessly:
"Brother Zhuzi, you are quite smart. Those who say you are stupid are actually jealous of your talent."
Jin Xiaozhao waved his hands desperately:
"No, no, I'm not as smart as you, director brother."
"Zhuzi, why do you keep calling me Brother Director?"
Jin Xiaozhao said solemnly:
"My mother said, when I go out and meet a man called brother and a woman called sister, they will reward me with a bite of food! They call you director, so I can only call you brother director!"
Li Changan glanced at him:
"Your mother is the real smart person."
Jin Xiaozhao seemed a little anxious, pointed to the plastic bucket and asked:
"Brother Director, there is no need to face the exam. It's so cold today, eating cold noodles will hurt your stomach!"
"Interview, interview right away!" Li Changan personally handed Jin Xiaozhao a pair of bowls and chopsticks, turned around and ordered:
"All departments are preparing, lighting, camera, props, and the shooting will start immediately..."
The audience below was rocking with laughter.
Li Changan touched his face inexplicably, not knowing what they were laughing at.
The audience laughed even louder.
Li Changan turned around and said:
"Zhu Zi, for a while you..."
Jin Xiaozhao was squatting beside the plastic bucket, holding a bowl of steaming hot noodles, eating happily.
Hearing Li Changan calling his name, Jin Xiaozhao raised his head blankly and said:
"Director, are you talking to me?"
"No, you continue to eat!"
"Oh!" Jin Xiaozhao lowered his head and began to eat without a sound.
Li Changan sighed:
"The quality of extras is really bad now, why don't we just forget about it!"
With noodles in his mouth, Jin Xiaozhao raised his head and said:
"Garlic? Brother director, do you want to say give me some cloves of garlic?"
"Yes!" Li Changan raised his voice and said:
"Props, get a head of garlic for this perfect fool."
Bi Hongjian, who played a guest role as a prop, ran up panting with a head of garlic in his hand.
"Director, Garlic is here!"
Jin Xiaozhao jumped up and took the garlic in his hand:
"Brother Director, you are so kind to me. You know that I love garlic when eating noodles, so I specially prepared one for you!"
Li Changan patted him on the shoulder:
"Brother Zhuzi, let's go after eating."
Jin Xiaozhao shook his head vigorously:
"Brother director, that won't work, my mother said, to receive the kindness of dripping water... the kindness..."
He stammered, as if he couldn't remember what to say next.
"...received the grace of a drop of water...you must dig a well for someone!"
Drill a well?
This magical twist made the laughter in the studio even louder.
Li Changan didn't know whether to laugh or cry:
"Brother Zhuzi, I thank you, there is no need to dig a well, you should go!"
"I won't go!" Jin Xiaozhao said with a stiff neck:
"I ate your noodles today, and I have to repay you. I'm sure I'll be an extra."
"Yes! He's still relying on me." Li Changan spread his hands helplessly:
"Brother Zhuzi, then you have another bowl of noodles, let's take another shot!"
Jin Xiaozhao was overjoyed, nodded repeatedly and said:
"Eat another bowl? Brother director, you are so kind to me."
He squatted down and took another bowl of noodles from the plastic bucket.
Li Changan turned around and ordered for the second time:
"Lighting, camera, props, all departments are preparing, and we will shoot a set of shots of eating noodles, brother Zhuzi..."
When he turned his head, he was immediately stunned by the sight in front of him:
"Why did you eat up again?"
Jin Xiaozhao was opening his mouth to catch the last drop of soup falling from the bowl, when he heard Li Changan's words, he said in a daze:
"Brother Director, didn't you let me have another bowl?"
"I...!!" Li Changan covered his face:
"We're not ready yet, why did you finish eating!"
Jin Xiaozhao suddenly realized:
"Brother Director, it's okay, I'll just have another bowl!"
Another bowl?
Li Changan nodded speechlessly:
"Lightings, camera, props, are you ready, let's take pictures and eat noodles."
After giving the order, he turned around and found that Jin Xiaozhao was still standing beside the plastic bucket in a daze. Li Changan asked suspiciously:
"What's going on, hurry up and get a bowl of noodles, we're about to start filming!"
Jin Xiaozhao turned around with a sad face:
"Brother Director, I ate up all the noodles in the bucket!"
"what????"
PS: The state is not good, there are always a few days every month, and the writing of the plot is not satisfactory, the bosses forgive me!
This trait is precisely the rarest thing for comedians.
As soon as he appeared on the stage, he won the applause of the whole house.
Jin Xiaozhao is also crazy, the more enthusiastic the audience is, the more freely he can play.
"Director brother, recruit extras, do you think I can do it?"
"You?" Li Changan circled around him:
"Extras are very hard, can you bear the hardship?"
"Yes!" Jin Xiaozhao's chest patted duangduang,
"I can eat anything, steamed buns, steamed buns, boxed lunches, if I really don't have any vegetables, just pickles and pickles will do."
Listening to his answer that the lips of the donkey don't match the mouth of the horse, the audience burst into laughter instantly.
Li Changan rolled his eyes speechlessly, and said to himself:
"Isn't this a fool!"
Jin Xiaozhao said with a look of surprise:
"Hey, Brother Director, how do you know my nickname? My family always calls me the second idiot!"
"Hahaha..." Su Yuanhang in front of the TV laughed and burst into tears, pointing at the TV and saying:
"Have you seen it, have you seen it, isn't our Chang'an show particularly exciting?"
Su Han rolled his eyes speechlessly:
"Yes, no one can compare to your old man's son-in-law!"
Su Yuanhang said happily:
"Girl, you have a good eye, that's up to me, right James?"
After eating a bowl of glutinous rice balls, the black mercenary who filled another bowl by himself was enjoying himself.
Hearing someone call his name, he raised his head from the bowl and said blankly:
"Boss, are you calling me?"
Su Yuanhang said angrily:
"Eat your glutinous rice balls!"
"Okay, boss!"
On the TV, Li Changan frowned, rolled his eyes and said:
"Who is that... two idiots!"
Jin Xiaozhao interrupted him foolishly:
"Brother Director, I have a big name now. My name is Zhang Shazhu, not Second Idiot."
"Isn't that still a fool!"
Jin Xiaozhao raised his head and said naively:
"Different director brother, now I'm just stupid, not two!"
Listening to his serious explanation to Li Changan, the audience laughed even louder.
"Zhang silly Zhu, right?"
Jin Xiaozhao nodded vigorously.
Li Changan asked:
"You said you can eat anything, but can you eat noodles?"
"Yes, why not!" Jin Xiaozhao said in a low voice:
"I like noodles the most, but unfortunately my mother never cooks for me because she finds it bothersome!"
Li Changan waved his hand, and a staff member carried a plastic bucket and placed it in the center of the stage.
"Zhang Shazhu, our production team is recruiting extras this time, and they are required to be able to eat noodles. Let's interview you now. If you meet the requirements, I will keep you!"
Jin Xiaozhao beamed with joy:
"Brother Director, I understand the interview, just give me a test with noodles!"
Li Changan nodded speechlessly:
"Brother Zhuzi, you are quite smart. Those who say you are stupid are actually jealous of your talent."
Jin Xiaozhao waved his hands desperately:
"No, no, I'm not as smart as you, director brother."
"Zhuzi, why do you keep calling me Brother Director?"
Jin Xiaozhao said solemnly:
"My mother said, when I go out and meet a man called brother and a woman called sister, they will reward me with a bite of food! They call you director, so I can only call you brother director!"
Li Changan glanced at him:
"Your mother is the real smart person."
Jin Xiaozhao seemed a little anxious, pointed to the plastic bucket and asked:
"Brother Director, there is no need to face the exam. It's so cold today, eating cold noodles will hurt your stomach!"
"Interview, interview right away!" Li Changan personally handed Jin Xiaozhao a pair of bowls and chopsticks, turned around and ordered:
"All departments are preparing, lighting, camera, props, and the shooting will start immediately..."
The audience below was rocking with laughter.
Li Changan touched his face inexplicably, not knowing what they were laughing at.
The audience laughed even louder.
Li Changan turned around and said:
"Zhu Zi, for a while you..."
Jin Xiaozhao was squatting beside the plastic bucket, holding a bowl of steaming hot noodles, eating happily.
Hearing Li Changan calling his name, Jin Xiaozhao raised his head blankly and said:
"Director, are you talking to me?"
"No, you continue to eat!"
"Oh!" Jin Xiaozhao lowered his head and began to eat without a sound.
Li Changan sighed:
"The quality of extras is really bad now, why don't we just forget about it!"
With noodles in his mouth, Jin Xiaozhao raised his head and said:
"Garlic? Brother director, do you want to say give me some cloves of garlic?"
"Yes!" Li Changan raised his voice and said:
"Props, get a head of garlic for this perfect fool."
Bi Hongjian, who played a guest role as a prop, ran up panting with a head of garlic in his hand.
"Director, Garlic is here!"
Jin Xiaozhao jumped up and took the garlic in his hand:
"Brother Director, you are so kind to me. You know that I love garlic when eating noodles, so I specially prepared one for you!"
Li Changan patted him on the shoulder:
"Brother Zhuzi, let's go after eating."
Jin Xiaozhao shook his head vigorously:
"Brother director, that won't work, my mother said, to receive the kindness of dripping water... the kindness..."
He stammered, as if he couldn't remember what to say next.
"...received the grace of a drop of water...you must dig a well for someone!"
Drill a well?
This magical twist made the laughter in the studio even louder.
Li Changan didn't know whether to laugh or cry:
"Brother Zhuzi, I thank you, there is no need to dig a well, you should go!"
"I won't go!" Jin Xiaozhao said with a stiff neck:
"I ate your noodles today, and I have to repay you. I'm sure I'll be an extra."
"Yes! He's still relying on me." Li Changan spread his hands helplessly:
"Brother Zhuzi, then you have another bowl of noodles, let's take another shot!"
Jin Xiaozhao was overjoyed, nodded repeatedly and said:
"Eat another bowl? Brother director, you are so kind to me."
He squatted down and took another bowl of noodles from the plastic bucket.
Li Changan turned around and ordered for the second time:
"Lighting, camera, props, all departments are preparing, and we will shoot a set of shots of eating noodles, brother Zhuzi..."
When he turned his head, he was immediately stunned by the sight in front of him:
"Why did you eat up again?"
Jin Xiaozhao was opening his mouth to catch the last drop of soup falling from the bowl, when he heard Li Changan's words, he said in a daze:
"Brother Director, didn't you let me have another bowl?"
"I...!!" Li Changan covered his face:
"We're not ready yet, why did you finish eating!"
Jin Xiaozhao suddenly realized:
"Brother Director, it's okay, I'll just have another bowl!"
Another bowl?
Li Changan nodded speechlessly:
"Lightings, camera, props, are you ready, let's take pictures and eat noodles."
After giving the order, he turned around and found that Jin Xiaozhao was still standing beside the plastic bucket in a daze. Li Changan asked suspiciously:
"What's going on, hurry up and get a bowl of noodles, we're about to start filming!"
Jin Xiaozhao turned around with a sad face:
"Brother Director, I ate up all the noodles in the bucket!"
"what????"
PS: The state is not good, there are always a few days every month, and the writing of the plot is not satisfactory, the bosses forgive me!
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