Liu Jiangtao thought of a possibility that he had always hoped for but could not believe——

The binding is successful! ! !
Sure enough, in the next second, an all-too-familiar voice appeared in my mind——

"Didi, it's detected; the temporary host is awake, and now we're giving out newcomer gift packs! Please check the host carefully!"

Temporary host? !
Newbie gift pack? !

I have finally successfully bound! ! !
"Wow Kaka..."

In an instant, Liu Jiangtao laughed like a pig...

"Smile with a hammer, open the door quickly, the old lady's body is already hungry and thirsty!!!"

Hungry and thirsty, sister, if you keep your word even once, little brother, I won’t know what it’s like to be a woman until now!
"Wait a minute, Miss Bomb, my brother is still naked!"

"Isn't it good to be naked?! Save yourself a while and then take it off, save trouble! Hehe, I must sleep with you today!"

Save yourself a hammer!

I believe you a ghost!
You have never kept your word, if you kept your word even once, I would not be single until now!
But Liu Jiangtao dare not say this!

For this guy, the most important thing right now is——

Newbie Gift Pack!
How to get the novice gift pack? !

Just when this thought came to Liu Jiangtao's mind, a picture of a box popped up in his mind——

"boom!"

A dilapidated box that seemed to have been violently destroyed appeared in his mind, making Liu Jiangtao roll his eyes for a while!

Damn, how tattered it is!
"Why is the box rotten?! Forget it, don't worry about it, as long as there is a big gift bag!"

But how to open it? !
As soon as this idea appeared, the tattered box disappeared, replaced by three magical babies——

A colorful turntable (can be drawn once), a gray cross (fully restored, used)!Plus a pitch-black black iron token engraved with the word "collection"!

Before Liu Jiangtao took a closer look, the gray cross turned into bits and pieces and disappeared in this fellow's mind with a "bang" sound!
Used? !

What the hell has been used? !
Who moved Lao Tzu's full restoration? !

Then, a picture appeared in Liu Jiangtao's mind——

In a small room, a handsome young gentleman (narcissist) holding a ball of light in his left hand and inserting his right hand into the socket fell to the ground and twitched charmingly. As time went by, the handsome young gentleman twitched. The frequency is getting smaller and smaller, and in the end I can't even move anymore...

Then, a purple light flashed, and the frequency of the handsome and unrestrained little man's twitching speeded up, and it kept on...

Seeing this, the corners of Liu Jiangtao's mouth twitched involuntarily, dammit, did he just smoke like this all night? !
No wonder I dreamed of being struck by lightning all night! ! !

That's true, but the amount of exercise is too much!

"Taozi, you lazy pig, you still don't open the door?! If you don't open the door again, the old lady will hit the door!"

Let me poke it, I forgot that there is this big sister!
"Wait, Miss Bomb, I have to put on my underwear..."

"What's the matter wearing it, anyway, I have to take it off later..."

Your sister, you mouth addicted she-pervert!
"Wait for 1 minute, wait for brother for 1 minute..."

"Okay, I'll wait another minute, maybe another minute..."

Sister, sing again!

1 minute, draw, hurry to draw!

But how to draw a lottery? !
"Didi, may I ask if the temporary host is drawing a lottery now?!"

Isn't this nonsense? !I wait 1 minute for a lucky draw!
In the next second, the colorful turntable suddenly enlarged, and then densely packed words appeared on the turntable...

Oh, it’s good, it’s still Chinese characters...

As for the items above? !
Liu Jiangtao's pupils dilated instantly? !

A Type 99 main battle tank? !

I'll go, what else? !
But there is no place to put it if you draw it, um, don't draw this thing, anything else? !
Bronze Recycling Order +3
Gold recovery order +1? !
Da Huan Dan? !

Xiao Huan Dan? !

Six Meridians Excalibur? !
The Great Shift of the Universe? !

……

There are one hundred and eight items densely packed, the worst of which are oceans—ten million, one million, one hundred thousand, ten thousand, three thousand! ! !
I poke it, it's all good stuff!

Liu Jiangtao's mouth is watering!

"Didi, may I ask if the temporary host has started the lottery draw?! The temporary host thinks it will start, and the lottery draw will start. If it wants to stop, the turntable will stop instantly, and the item corresponding to the pointer is the item for this lottery draw!"

I go, so advanced? !

"start……"

In an instant, the turntable turned into a light and shadow, looking at the turntable that was as fast as the propeller, this guy was depressed, there was no way, he couldn't see clearly, he couldn't cheat!

Well, in this case, you can only play luck!

"stop……"

"brush!"

Sure enough, the turntable stopped directly, without any inertia!

"Ocean three thousand?!?!"

Turned out to be the worst? !
Then the turntable turned gray. In the next second, Liu Jiangtao felt his pocket sink. He took it out and took a look. Sure enough, there was a stack of brand new bills, bright red. Although there were only thirty bills, they were still quite charming!
"Bang bang bang!"

"Taozi, did you lazy pig sleep again?! Hurry up and open the door for me, it's already 2:[-], I wasted [-] minutes of my youth, be careful that I sleep with you twice more!"

your sister!

Swallowing, Liu Jiangtao put the red bill into his pocket, then opened the door carelessly, tilted his head, and looked at Miss Bomb in embarrassment!
No way, who made my buddies rich!

As for Miss Bomb outside the door, the moment the door opened, she was dumbfounded, staring at Liu Jiangtao in front of her in a daze, her eyes were filled with incredulity!

……

Looking at Miss Bomb's shocked eyes (looking at the silly and pitiful eyes), Liu Jiangtao is even more proud!
Sure enough, after having money, people's temperament will undergo earth-shaking changes!

Well, as expected, that sentence was answered—a big man should not be without power for a day, and a young man should not be without money for a day. Although there are only three thousand oceans, he can still be regarded as a young man!

"Sister Bomb, isn't it just two months' rent?!"

As he spoke, Liu Jiangtao took out the stack of brand new red notes from his pocket and shook them in front of Sister Bomb, and they were still in Sister Bomb's arms. Sister Bomb smiled charmingly and said:

"How much money, take it yourself, there is no way, buddy has money!"

……

"Well, Taozi, sister who doesn't have money doesn't care, so don't take it too hard!"

Miss your sister!I have never driven like I think now!
"You are still very young, don't think about committing suicide by electrocution or anything like that!"

young? !
Suicide? !
Electrocution? !
What are you talking about? !
"Hey, Taozi, about the rent, my sister is not in a hurry. At worst, you can give it to my sister when you earn money. If you really can't, just forget about the rent for these two months! Don't think about it!"

Saying that, Miss Bomb glanced into the room, um, no, the sockets are all disconnected, she really wants to commit suicide!
"Look, you were shocked, and your hair stood up. If you went out with an afro on your head, people would think you were killing Matt! Come on, let my sister see if the hair on your body is not Stand up too!"

your sister!

Liu Jiangtao's forehead is full of black lines!

Are you sure this is persuasion, not teasing the young master? !

But are you sure you dare to watch? !

Thinking about it, Liu Jiangtao showed a humble smile, and started to untie his belt with both hands...

Let you molested the young master! ! !

Make your words count! ! !
Don't you want to see it? !I'm letting you watch enough, I don't know if something will happen in a while, um, what, wow...

One second a certain wretched man is still YY, the next second...

A white jade-like ray of light flashed across, gently touching someone's ear...

"Hey, it hurts, sister, just lighten up, if you twist your ear again, it will fall off!"

"The ear fell off?! Tell me, what are you doing, kid, why did you use so much electricity?!"

electricity? !

Does it use a lot of electricity? !
Liu Jiangtao suddenly broke free from Miss Bomb's hand, and looked at the electric meter at the door with a confused face...

What with what? !
The last one, um, added two...

The penultimate place, an increase of three...

Didn't the third last place increase at all? !
This only uses the 32-degree point, so it’s nothing at all!

However, before Liu Jiangtao was stunned, this guy saw that the fourth last place had increased by three! ! !
Three thousand and thirty-two degrees of electricity? !
A kilowatt-hour of electricity is one yuan and five yuan, one yuan and five times three thousand and thirty-two kilowatt-hours of electricity, how much is this? !
Confused Liu Jiangtao stared at a pair of hazy eyes, calculated for a long time with his outrageously slow brain, and finally took out his mobile phone. The calculator is still better than the brain. How much does it cost? , 3000 yuan seems not enough!

However, fortunately, Sister Bomb is not going to ask for her own rent, otherwise she would really have to pay her debts.

"Are you still using a calculator?! You are so stupid! Three thousand and thirty-two kilowatt-hours of electricity, one yuan and five yuan, a total of 32 yuan. After deducting your 540 yuan, you still owe my mother 3000 yuan!"

Sister Bomb roared angrily!
"Prodigal old man, I've never seen you so prodigal!"

Ga? !

In the next second, Liu Jiangtao's soft voice like a little boy, and Miss Bomb's increasingly high-pitched roar sounded in the corridor——

"Then what, sister, are you sure you calculated correctly?! I gave you all the money, and I still owe you more than 500?!"

"That's right!!!"

"Can you touch a zero?!"

"cannot!!!"

"Then the rent for these two months?!"

"The delivery is correct!!!"

"No, sister, didn't you say no?!"

"I'm just joking!"

"No way, my dear sister, a gentleman is quick to speak!"

"I am a woman, not a gentleman!"

"Huchihuchi..."

"Huchihuchi..."

Liu Jiangtao, who was poor at reasoning, gasped for a long time, and then pretended to be fierce and stared at Miss Bomb and said:
"Don't force me, Miss Bomb!!!"

"Forcing you?! So what if you are forced?! Can you still kiss my wife?!"

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