I take the system Wanjie to pick up garbage

"Uncle policeman, come and take us away. When we were doing the fairy dance, we got a snake spirit disease. We worked so hard and desperately that we dared to ask for 2 yuan. This thing is a top-grade green Gemstone, I seriously suspect that this guy is a fraudster who hides deeply, Uncle Policeman, what I said is true, come quickly, we will not run away, my address is..."

While talking, Green Layer Cake glanced at Xu Erdan with a complicated expression...

Wouldn't it be great if I could get to know this guy sooner? !
With the character of this guy who is desperate for money, coupled with his excellent brain, it is estimated that Xianrendiao's career has long since flourished, and he has been listed on the third board!

However, it's too late now...

Looking at the green puff pastry that called the police, Liu Jiangtao and Xu Erdan couldn't help but look at each other, ya ya, this guy isn't a snake spirit, is he? !

A fairy dancer actually called the police by himself? !

When Green Layer Cake finished making the phone call, Liu Jiangtao went up and grabbed Green Layer Cake's hands and shook them suddenly...

"Kakkaka..."

With a crisp sound, the green puff pastry was unloaded directly...

After that were two fat black men, whose limbs were also removed in a coma...

As for that woman, Liu Jiangtao just slashed with a knife and fainted, then turned around and left, but he was still a step too late...

I saw Xu Erdan had already blocked the door——

"Old Ba, my brother will settle accounts clearly. If you return my gem to my brother, we will still be brothers in the future..."

brother? !
Brother and sister!You bad old man, bah bah, you little brat, you are a bad ball!

"if……"

"You sleep too!"

Unbearable, Liu Jiangtao chopped Xu Erdan unconscious with a hand knife, and then tied him up with a rope...

Seeing everyone tied up in the room, Liu Jiangtao turned and left, damn it, we can't stay here anymore...

Three minutes later, the police came to the hotel and brought everyone back to the police station...

After 10 minutes, the matter became clear, and several members who were playing Xianren Dance were arrested...

15 minutes later, Xu Erdan, who had just walked out of the police station, posted a status in Moments——

"If you return my brother's emerald within 10 minutes, I will still recognize you as a brother, otherwise, just wait for my brother to announce to the world that you are a worthless iron cock. miser……"

Half an hour later, when Liu Jiangtao saw this circle of friends, he almost choked to death!

I give it a shot!

Xu Erdan's iron cock is getting stronger and stronger!
However, this is really Xu Erdan's style!

Opening that circle of friends, there are only six comments in a row——

Old Demon: Er Dan is sick again, the identification is complete...

Third child: Same as above, the appraisal is complete...

Fourth child: Same as above, over...

Fifth child: Same, over...

Sixth child: over...

Old Guai: ...

Nima, these people even comment so briefly!
……

However, this guy, Laoguai, actually bubbling? !
Sent a private message——

"Brother Guai, did you cheat the corpse?!"

……

Well, no reply!Disappeared again!

It's Laoguai's style.

……

Half an hour later, Liu Jiangtao stared dumbfounded at the check on the table——

One, ten, one hundred, thousand, ten thousand, one hundred thousand, one million, ten million, billion!

After counting several times, Liu Jiangtao tremblingly picked up the 7000 million check, grinning to the back of his head!
Three hundred and seventy million, a number that I could never have imagined in my dreams, just appeared in front of me for real!

"I've decided, Miss Bomb!"

what? !

"I want to buy ten Altos, and drive them together. Ten Altos, that's a train. Think about that kind of picture, Dorafeng, wow..."

your sister!

Looking at Liu Jiangtao who is caught in masturbation, Sister Bomb has black lines all over her forehead!

I thought this guy decided something!
"and then?!"

Then? !
Liu Jiangtao is a little confused!
Then get caught by the traffic police? !
"Apart from the car, what else do you want to do?!"

What else do you want to do? !

Food, clothing, housing, and transportation, I don’t care about clothes, I have villas for accommodation, and I have ten Altos for travel plans, so the only thing that can change is food!

Chinese people pay attention to food, eat taste, eat 13 grids, and eat different momentum——

"I've decided, Miss Bomb!"

"Have you figured it out?!"

Looking at Liu Jiangtao who seemed to have suddenly realized something, Sister Bomb slowly breathed a sigh of relief. Fortunately, it's not too much!

"From now on, I will buy two bowls of soy milk, drink one bowl, and pour another bowl! Drink yogurt and never lick the bottle cap again, and eat instant noodles..."

"To shut up!"

Sister Bomb can't stand this guy anymore!
Just this little pursuit? !
Still drink a bowl and pour a bowl? !

Still not licking the bottle cap? !

Fuck me, can you be a bit more pursuing?
Looking at Miss Bomb who was on the verge of explosion, Liu Jiangtao said weakly:
"Sister, am I a bit too wasteful! That's right, how can you drink yogurt without licking the bottle cap?! Such a rich behavior must not happen to me. I am a good young man who is thrifty! Right, sister! "

Looking at Liu Jiangtao, who was smiling and fawning on her, Miss Bomb almost laughed out of anger.

I really don't know what to say about this guy!
Why can't we grasp the key point of the problem? !
Is my old lady struggling with you here on whether to lick the bottle cap? !
My old lady is struggling with how you should invest so much money!
Although this guy is not as ambitious as other men, which is not very good, but faintly, Sister Bomb is still a little lucky!
Not having the mentality of an upstart, let alone going out with money to fool around, this is still very good!
"Taozi, if you trust me, let me take care of this money. Although you may not be able to make a lot of money, you will definitely not lose money! For the rest of your life, you will never have to worry about food and clothing!"

Forehead? !

Looking at the serious Miss Bomb, Liu Jiangtao scratched the back of his head, hesitated for a long time before saying:
"But, I don't know how much I should pay you!"

Listening to what Liu Jiangtao said after thinking about it for a long time, Sister Bomb has the urge to kill this guy!

You shouldn't consider the safety of funds? !

Shouldn't the issue of profitability be considered? !
Shouldn't consider...

Forget it, this fellow's muddy mind probably wouldn't be able to consider these things.

But Sister Bomb is still very moved, my friend, there is no need for a special reason, just believe it!
"No salary is required, but should you pay the previous rent? You owe it for two months!"

"I have no money!"

"Don't you have 7000 million?!"

"I leave it to you to take care of it, the money is in your hands, I have no money!"

your sister!

Sister Bomb doesn't even know what to say about this guy!

Holding the gold bricks to beg for food, I guess this guy is talking about!

Just when Sister Bomb was so moved that she didn't know what to say, suddenly, there was a burst of high-pitched loudspeakers downstairs——

"Mynah, you stinky parrot, return my big baby quickly; mynah, you stinky parrot, return my big baby quickly..."

ha? !

Hearing the coquettish voice, Liu Jiangtao walked to the window with black lines on his forehead, and looked at the familiar figure downstairs who was playing on a loop with a loudspeaker. A distorting mirror covering most of his face, and Xu Erdan wearing a windbreaker that has been washed out!
Liu Jiangtao was completely speechless!

Looking at Xu Erdan who was coquettishly posing among the crowd downstairs, Miss Bomb wrinkled her pretty little nose and asked a little uncertainly:

"This is also your buddy in the dormitory?!"

"Would you believe me if I said no?"

"I don't believe it, how could such a weird person not be your former roommate?"

Ok!

I admit it, it's my buddy from the previous dormitory!

Briefly talked about how Xu Erdan was tricked into the fairy dance, and how he fell in love with his own gemstones. Of course, he focused on this guy's character of being stubborn and desperate to take advantage of his life!

Afraid that this guy would be beaten, Liu Jiangtao also said that this guy Xu Erdan often helped him in school. Although he was unreliable in speaking and doing things, he was still very good to his brothers.

Just when Liu Jiangtao said this, Xu Erdan also saw Liu Jiangtao standing by the window——

"Mynah, don't run away, mynah, big baby, I'm coming, quack quack..."

your sister!

Liu Jiangtao is completely entangled!

Do you want to kill this guy!

What a shame!

After a few seconds...

"Bang bang bang..."

Accompanied by the knock on the door was the sound of a loudspeaker——

"Open the door, starling!"

"Bang bang bang..."

"You have the guts to steal a man, why don't you have the guts to open the door?!"

"Bang bang bang..."

"Open the door if you have the ability, and steal a man if you have the ability..."

Hearing the ear-piercing voice, Miss Bomb quickly walked to the door, opened the door of the room, and kicked it out...

"boom!"

Xu Erdan is hanging on the wall!
"What are you looking at?! I want to hang it on the wall!"

With a sound of "wow", the people who watched the excitement behind Xu Erdan dispersed instantly!

What are you kidding? !

Sister Bomb steals a man? !
Miss Bomb still needs to steal a man? !

With just a wave, a man who strengthens the regiment can come over!
Besides, they are all neighbors, so how could they not know who the starling is? !

They came to see Liu Jiangtao's excitement, not to smooth Sister Bomb's beard.

Liveliness is precious, and the price of life is higher, so cherish it!
Seeing the crowd disperse, Miss Bomb grabbed Xu Erdan and carried her into the room like a chicken, and then closed the door with a "bang"!

Throwing Xu Erdan on the sofa with a "bang", Sister Bomb stared at Liu Jiangtao panting, and asked very seriously:
"Taozi, tell me, is this guy the weirdest person in your dormitory!"

The weirdest? !
joke? !
How could this guy be the weirdest? !

"Actually, Erdan can only be counted among the top eight in our dormitory!"

top eight? !
How many people are there in your dormitory?
"The old demon is a computer genius, and he likes to browse some indescribable foreign websites!"

"This can only be considered a genius, not a miracle!"

Sister Bomb thinks for a moment, this is quite normal, and she is still a talent!
"But……"

But? !
Sister Bomb's face is a little bit like that!