Bring the system to pretend

Dragons beget dragons, phoenix beget phoenixes, roadside thieves are as many as dogs.

When there was a black shadow inexplicably behind him, party Ling Chen, a junior student, felt that bad luck was approaching.

Sure enough, before Ling Chen could put away the newly bought mobile phone, a black shadow rushed up behind him, and the hands that had stolen a lot of things lightly probed, and the mobile phone in Ling Chen's hand disappeared on the spot.

"Fuck you, give me back the phone!" Ling Chen, who had reacted, yelled, and quickly chased forward. At this moment, his sports cells, which were originally negative, exploded. It is estimated that winning the Olympic sprint champion It's a matter of seconds.

The thief in front only heard a pig-killing cry from behind. He turned his head and saw that Wo Ri had eaten a big watermelon, and the boy whose phone he had just robbed rushed towards him with a hundred yards of foot power. Come here, I don’t know, I thought that the cattle pen was not closed properly, and let the cattle out.

Looking at Ling Chen's look of "I'll catch up with you, hey hey", let alone whether he can kill a tiger with his bare hands, it's no problem to kill himself.

The frightened thief didn't dare to hesitate, he ran forward vigorously with one step, mobilizing all his strength.

Ling Chen, who was chasing after him bravely, muttered righteous thoughts, the opponent's long legs ran slowly, while his own short legs ran fast, within a minute, he could definitely catch up to that damned thief.

Thinking of this, Ling Chen has already made a decision. When he catches that guy, he must beat him up. If he can't beat him, he will run away after spitting.

20 meters... Ten meters... Five meters... The Saliva Army has three meters to reach the battlefield!

But at this moment, an unbuilt manhole cover suddenly appeared in Ling Chen's eyes, the thief in front of him fluttered his long legs, and resorted to a bullshit step, Nima actually stepped over the manhole cover with ease.

Ling Chen originally wanted to enjoy the feeling of flying, but he didn't step over because of his short legs, he just stepped on the edge of the manhole cover. In an instant, his whole body lost weight and wanted to sink under the manhole cover.

At the critical moment, the unicorn arm cultivated by three years of watching movies in university played a fatal role at this moment. The moment his head was about to sink into the manhole cover, Ling Chen grabbed it with both hands and successfully stopped his falling body.

Three seconds, only three seconds, he can get out of trouble with a pole vault followed by a 360-degree front flip.

Unexpectedly, at this time, some bastard was passing by with a bicycle, and the two wheels ran over Ling Chen's hand by coincidence.

Hearing a whirling sound, Ling Chen fell freely and fell into the sewer, before losing consciousness...

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"Ding dong! The pretentious system has detected a half-defective life form, but it is fusing helplessly, so I want to cry..."

"Ding dong! The pretentious system has been fully integrated into the host's body, Ya Die, the other party is just a waste..."

"Ding dong! The various functions of the pretense system are starting up, woo woo woo, give me another 2 minutes, let me freeze my memory..."

……

Subconsciously, Ling Chen faintly heard the mournful sound of a certain machine, and when he woke up, he found himself on a hospital bed.

Ling Chen remembered it subconsciously, but the dizziness coming from his head made his eyes go dark, and he almost passed out again.

After adjusting the center of gravity of his brain, Ling Chen was able to sit up slowly.

"It's strange, didn't I fall into the sewer?" Ling Chen looked around the ward in confusion, and then his eyes widened suddenly. In his field of vision, there was a Miaoman figure.

Rubbing his eyes, Ling Chen took a closer look, and saw a delicate girl in scanty clothes sitting on the hospital bed next to him. This girl's jet-black hair was draped lazily around her waist, she had a small nose and delicate lips. The petals exude a charming luster, like petals, like pearls, people can't help but want to taste her sweet taste.

"Light tone, soft body, easy to push down..." With just one glance, a thought flashed through Ling Chen's mind.

At the same time as seeing the delicate girl, the delicate girl also saw Ling Chen. She reacted suddenly and put the pillow in front of her in a panic, trying her best to cover her figure.

"Ah!" The girl hadn't screamed yet, but Ling Chen suddenly yelled, so frightened that the girl almost fell off the hospital bed.

"What's your name?" The girl was speechless.

"My name is Ling Chen!" Ling Chen turned around with a sense of justice, and said righteously: "Gu Liang, don't worry, you didn't say anything just now, and I didn't see anything. If you want to force yourself , I will obediently obey and will never resist, but please be gentle, after all, this is my first time!"

"Damn! Did I ask what your name is? I asked why you barked." Chu Yun's face was full of black lines, what was going on in this wretched guy's mind!

"Suoga, my yell just now was a great condemnation of my previous shameless behavior, and at the same time, it was a great admiration for Gu Liang's graceful figure." Ling Chen suddenly realized, and then he made up a reason and said .

"I'm kind, but not as good as an angel. I'm guilty, but I'm not a devil. If Gu Liang doesn't dislike me, I'm willing to take responsibility for you. Let's live together and raise our children together!"

The corners of Chu Yun's eyes twitched, and she said speechlessly: "You don't need to be responsible. Looking at your wretched appearance, I know that you dare to do anything but good things."

Ling Chen: "..."

Am I obscene?I dare to do anything but good things?Damn, what nonsense are you talking about!

Touching his head in embarrassment, Ling Chen asked back: "This... Can Gu Liang tell me why I am here?"

Appearing suddenly in the ward, and there is a hot-dressed loli in the ward, this is not a good sign, if it is demagogy, please don't induce me, if it is art, please don't wear clothes!
"I don't know, you were here when I woke up, um... can you please unzip the back zipper for me?" Chu Yun was wearing a pink dress with a zipper. Can ask Ling Chen aloud.

"What?" Ling Chen was unsteady and almost fell off the bed.

I haven't met the other party for more than a minute, and it's convenient for me to help her pull the zipper on her back. Is this Nima a burst of character, or is the girl opposite her too horny?
Chu Yun shouted with some displeasure: "What's the name? Show off your gentlemanly demeanor!"

"Do you want to do it?" A trace of struggle flashed in Ling Chen's eyes.

As an unmarried young man with ideals and aspirations, and a person with a broad mind and a complete knowledge system, no matter where he is, he is like a firefly in the dark, so bright and outstanding, facing You must firmly say no to such temptations!
"Hey, here we come!" Ling Chen sighed, turned around, and walked behind Chu Yun in two or three steps.

Without passionate kisses, there will be no rolling on the bed, and without physical friction, there will be no sparks of the soul. Readers, please don’t get me wrong, I am actually a person as pure as a deluxe.

As soon as the zipper was in his hands, a heart-pounding fragrance rushed to his nostrils. At this moment, Ling Chen only felt that he could block anything except temptation!
After pulling up the entire zipper, Ling Chen felt that he was so independent that he almost became immortal.

who I am?Where am I?what did I do?Where is the boundary of the universe?What is the meaning of life?
After doing all this, Chu Yun stood up, thanked her, and then walked into the bathroom of the ward, while Ling Chen was lying on the bed, searching her head for the memory after falling into the sewer.

Chu Yun said that she saw herself on the hospital bed as soon as she woke up, which meant that she came while she was sleeping, but no one saw her when she fell into the sewer, so who sent her to the hospital?
Just when Ling Chen couldn't figure out what to think, a mechanical sound suddenly sounded from his ear.

"Ding dong! Congratulations to the host for pretending to be a narcissistic pussy, and you will be rewarded with 100 pretending points. ps: As a side dish of pretending, you can actually pretend to be such a shameless pussy. It is really a mudslide in the pussy world. A special chance to give a big lucky draw!"

"Who?"

A sudden mechanical sound startled Ling Chen, and he glanced around the ward, but he found that there was no one else in the ward except Chu Yun who was going to the toilet.

"Since you asked the question sincerely, this system will tell you mercifully, yes, in order to prevent the world from being destroyed and to protect the peace of the world, I, a pretentious system that implements love and truth, is cute and charming. Fascinating counselor!" The original mechanical voice shouted loudly like a torrent of water with an impassioned tone.

"Still frustrated by not having the ability to act aggressively?"

"Are you still feeling lost and helpless because there is no way to pretend?"

"Don't worry, I'm here, who am I? Pretend to be a system! The system is in my hands, I have the world, come on, pretend to be presumptuous, there is nothing difficult in the world, as long as you are willing to pretend to be a masquerade, you can be a human being." Master!"

A series of mechanical sounds swirled around Ling Chen's ears, like the sound of thunder, reaching directly to the heart, and when Ling Chen realized it, there was already an extra picture in front of him.

Host: Ling Chen

Pretentious level: I level

Pretentious title: Xiaocai
Pretentious strength: no
Pretentious skills: no
Force value: 100
"A system that exists exclusively for the purpose of pretending to be aggressive?" Ling Chen was stunned for a while looking at the screen, and Ling Chen only felt that his three views had been wiped clean at this moment.

If it wasn't for such a picture in front of him, Ling Chen would never have believed that such a pretentious system existed in this world.

"Yes! Pretentiousness system, an existence that can make you the top of the world. As long as you put your heart into pretentiousness, you can get pretentiousness points. With pretentiousness points, you have the capital to buy everything!" The mechanical voice came from Ling Chen again It rang in my ears.

"Pretending to be a skill is a skill that cannot be easily given up. When you miss it, you will also miss your life. Host, in order to make you pretend to be better, please use the lottery opportunity to get the skill of acting."

"What lottery?" Ling Chen no longer looked shocked like before, but asked with a curious attitude, like a curious baby.

As the sound fell, a big disc immediately appeared in front of Ling Chen, which was filled with various items, cheat books, pills, weapons... even real dolls!
Ling Chen took a deep breath, pressed the word "lottery" in the middle, and instantly, the pointer of the roulette started to spin rapidly.

After a while, the pointer stopped at a book-shaped area.

"Ding dong! Congratulations to the host for getting Zhang Zhongjing's Lifetime Medicine!"

"Zhang... Zhang Zhongjing?" Hearing the reminder sound in his ears, Ling Chen almost staggered and fell directly under the bed.

Zhang Zhongjing was a medical sage in ancient times, and his book "Treatise on Febrile and Miscellaneous Diseases" established the basic theory of TCM clinical science, which can be said to be the soul of TCM.

I actually got Zhang Zhongjing's lifelong medicine?This Nima is funny!

Perhaps in order to prove the authenticity of this matter, a huge amount of information suddenly appeared in Ling Chen's head, all of which were related to medicine. To his astonishment, Ling Chen felt as if they were born in his mind , very familiar.

"Crack!" Ling Chen slapped himself on the face, and finally confirmed that this was not a dream after the pain was excruciating.

"Peak, I'm going to reach the pinnacle of my life!" Ling Chen was so excited that a word 'fuck' is not enough to describe it.

Before that, Ling Chen was still worrying about his approaching his senior year and about getting a job, but now, with Zhang Zhongjing's medical skills in his head, it is not a problem to become a generation of medical giants. At that time, there will be no jobs and no money ?
At this moment, Ling Chen only felt that the tomorrow of marrying Bai Fumei was within reach!