Bring the system to pretend

At six o'clock the next morning, in the east district of Jinling City, in the center of Jinling Square.

At this moment, Ling Chen was standing in the middle of the crowded square, singing and drinking various adaptations of divine songs.

"There's a group of Smurfs on the other side of the mountain and the other side of the sea. They kill, set fire, and rape old women!"

"The big windmill is turning around, the woman next door is so beautiful!"

"Little Swallow, wearing a flowered dress, comes here every spring. I asked Swallow why you came, and Swallow said, the mountain road here has eighteen bends, and the waterway here has nine chains..."

.........

Ling Chen's spirit of "knowing that there are tigers in the mountains, but there are tigers going up" deeply moved the audience. After everyone shouted and shouted, the urban management finally came...

"Urban management Shushu, I'll send you four, and I won't sing indiscriminately again!" Surrounded by four or five gay urban management officers, Ling Chen blushed for a while, and quickly stretched out four fingers to guarantee.

In order to earn pretense points, he woke up early today, and got up at six o'clock to take on the fourth pretense task.

(Sing an adapted song for 10 minutes in a square, then find a female anchor and get her approval, and finally do something that changes the trajectory of other people's lives. If you succeed, you will be rewarded with 1500 pretense points, and if you fail, there will be no penalty)
No, just 10 minutes after singing and drinking in the square, under the concerted efforts of the onlookers, a group of city management officers came to the scene of the incident.

"Be more careful in the future!" The city management didn't punish Ling Chen, and after reprimanding Ling Chen, they left here.

For this, Ling Chen's eyes flashed a trace of apology, then he raised his hand and pinched his fingers, used some magical arithmetic, and muttered to himself: "Northeast direction, female anchor!"

After hearing this result, Ling Chen turned his head to look, and as expected, there was a foreign female anchor holding a selfie stick in the northeast direction.

Without even thinking about it, Ling Chen rushed towards her directly.

At this time, the foreign hostess was chatting with the water friends on the other side of the screen. Seeing Ling Chen approaching, her eyes suddenly lit up: "This handsome guy, can I bother you for a few minutes to answer the questions raised by the water friends?"

"Yes, it's my job to serve beauties. I do it once a week. If it's a national holiday, I'll do it more!" Ling Chen nodded without a hint of rejection.

"Handsome guy, you're so heroic!" As soon as she said this, the foreign female anchor was secretly happy, knowing that she had found an open person.

"Miao Zan Miao Zan, if you are not enthusiastic about beautiful women, what's the difference between that and salted fish?" Ling Chen flicked his bangs and showed a sweet smile.

"Tell me about your water friend's question. As long as it's not too strange, I'll give you an unreserved answer."

"Okay!" The foreign female anchor nodded, and immediately said: "The first question: What is the difference between giving birth to a son and giving birth to a daughter?"

Ling Chen originally wanted to answer directly, but after thinking about it, he decided to answer in a humorous way.

"When I gave birth to my daughter, I was worried about the principal of Beast, in middle school I was worried about Teacher Beast, when I was in high school, I was worried about Beast's classmates, when I was in college, I was worried about Professor Beast, and when I was working, I was worried about Beast's leader. As for having a son, you only need to worry that he is not Beast... ..."

As soon as these words came out, the foreign beauty covered her mouth and smiled, and the water friends on the screen swiped a wave of 666, obviously agreeing with Ling Chen's words.

"Second question: how to interpret the sentence 'the more a person shows off, the more he lacks in his heart' is the most reasonable?"

Ling Chen frowned, this problem existed in society commonly, but to interpret this problem in the most reasonable way, it would indeed take some brain power.

After pondering for a minute, Ling Chen said: "Interpreting it the other way around, the more a person lacks something, the more he is showing off. At the same time, the more this person's audience thinks he is showing off, then the audience must be lacking something!"

"Well said!" The foreign female anchor clapped her hands, and the friends on the other side of the screen swiped the screen full of praise.

Ling Chen smiled and waved his hands with a humble expression.

"The third question: please use a funny sentence to say what is luck!"

"What is luck? What's funny?" Ling Chen rubbed his brows, suddenly had an inspiration, and said with a smile: "Luck is when you go shopping with your wife and meet your lover, go shopping with your lover and meet your sister-in-law, kiss your sister-in-law and meet your father-in-law, and meet your nanny." The son saw the intimacy, the driver who took the lady to taxi was actually the brother-in-law, and it was the wife who came to meet the netizen.

Standing under the tall building, I felt a sense of sadness in my heart, and my face was wet. Is the salty smell rain or tears?I can't tell the difference and look up to the sky.Ma Dan, who doesn't twist the diapers after drying, this is called luck! "

"Puchi!" The female anchor couldn't hold back, and burst out laughing at the beginning, and the water friends on the screen were even more enthusiastic about "there is nothing wrong with the old iron", and what's more, even the "rocket plane" was swiped.

Ling Chen touched his nose, sighed slightly, alas, there is no way, a person who is too talented is also a kind of mouth!
"The fourth question is also the last question. This question is a bit insignificant. The handsome guy should pay attention."

The foreign hostess gave a sly smile, and under Ling Chen's surprised gaze, she said, "There was a woman who was naked during her afternoon nap and was raped by a dog for some reason. She was very sad because she was no longer a virgin, and The first time she even gave it to a dog, what she wants to ask you is, will anyone want her in the future?"

"First of all, humans and dogs are not the same species, so you tell that woman not to worry about getting pregnant because of it." Ling Chen narrowed his eyes and replied quite professionally.

"Secondly, the other party said that its concern was given to a dog for the first time, and there are two considerations on this point.

If she's not good looking, and no one likes her, then it's not a bad thing to have a dog fuck her.

If she is good-looking and there are many opposite sexes who like her, then she will find that there is no difference between being fucked by a man and being fucked by a dog in the future. "

The female anchor blushed, although what Ling Chen said was very dirty, it made sense.

Not to mention the group of water friends, they all felt that the answer was 999, 6 turned over!

After asking the female anchor's water friends questions, Ling Chen also completed the part about the female anchor's pretense task, Ling Chen didn't wait too long for this, and after chatting with the female anchor for a few more words, he hurried back to Villa A .

The last part of the pretentious task: to do something that changes the trajectory of other people's lives. To be honest, he already has an idea in his mind, and he has only one purpose in returning to Villa A - to drive Chu Yun's luxury car!
Why drive a luxury car?

Grass, where are there so many why, read the next chapter yourself!