Bring the system to pretend

"Okay, the matter is settled." After doing all this, Ling Chen heaved a sigh of relief, and said to You Qian while wiping off his sweat.

You Qian, who had witnessed all this, was overjoyed, and quickly thanked Ling Chen: "Little friend Ling, thank you so much!"

After finishing speaking, he took out another key from the drawer, handed it to Ling Chen, and said with a smile: "Little friend Ling, this is the key to Villa H of the Passing Water Nianhua Villa Group, and it will be your payment!"

"Mr. You, this is not good..." Ling Chen was a little horrified. The villas in the Gone Water Nianhua villa complex are extremely expensive, and even if you have money, you may not be able to buy them. Unless you are some powerful people, it is basically impossible to buy them. The villa here.

"What's wrong? This is my wish, Ling Xiaoyou, if you don't accept this wish, I'll be really sorry!" You Qian said deliberately displeased with his face turned.

He would use such a precious thing to Ling Chen, the biggest purpose was to befriend Ling Chen, the medical skills and mysterious spells that Ling Chen showed today were totally worth it.

"Okay, then I'd rather be respectful than obedient!" Seeing You Qian's resolute expression, Ling Chen couldn't refuse, so he had to accept the key.

Audience friends, in fact, I don’t want this key in my heart, and I despise this kind of dress collection from the bottom of my heart, but he insists on giving it to me. This, this, this... There is no way around it!

To be honest, I am also very innocent, and I am also very desperate, but what can I do?People were finally impressed by my handsome and heroic appearance!

I still remember when I was born, a piece of auspicious clouds appeared in the north of the sky, gradually from far to near, and after floating to the roof of my house, it turned into a word: Shuai!
An intern nurse walked by, saw me as a baby, immediately found a box of red ink pad, imprinted my fingerprints, and spread the coiled hair all at once, and murmured to me: long hair Stay for the king, if I don't marry you in this life, my long hair will not decrease, I will clear the lamp and the ancient Buddha, and comb myself
When I was in kindergarten, I didn’t dare to go after half a day. All the children’s teachers and the dean in the kindergarten were crazy. My face was swollen into a watermelon from the little girl’s kiss. The aunts beat up the children violently. Because they were born in the same age group as me, the violent convulsions were not calmed down until the army was dispatched.

Once I was so bored that I sneaked out of the house at night. I was prepared to run wildly if I saw a female animal. Who knew that after I went out, there was no one chasing me except for screams. I turned my head carefully. At first glance, it turned out that they all fainted on the beach.
Another time the court sued me, saying that I destroyed the happiness of a family. It turned out that the wife of that family filed for divorce from her husband after seeing the photos that were secretly taken of me when I was six years old. After receiving the subpoena, I expressed my willingness to appear in court, because this kind of life is unbearable, but the subpoena did not return to the court, because I had my signature on it, so I was sentenced to 122 years in prison by the postman on the way.

Later, when the TV station interviewed me, the glass that resisted the camera fainted three times. The little girl who was in charge of the transcript wrote Chinese into Italian and Spanish. The day was smashed.
It didn’t take long for me to be protected by the representatives of the female faction. The women were proud to see me. Since the last TV incident, scientists discovered that human potential is so powerful, because in that TV incident, [-]% of the human body Terminally ill, [-]% disabled, and [-]% mentally handicapped.And many cancer patients have struggled for more than ten years to see me, and have become anti-cancer stars. Some disabled people have thrown away the crutches and wheelchairs that have accompanied them for decades since they saw me. He even broke the world [-]-meter record several times.

I was helpless, I stood on the roof and shouted: I am not handsome!

But there was a quiet voice from the sky: No, you are lying
God, you can't lie to me I'm angry, very angry, I ask God: why do you make me so handsome?

The voice of God's requiem came again: What did you say?
My whole body was limp, and I cried: Why am I so handsome?
God was silent.

After a while, God spoke: because you are humble.
My story ends here, oh, it's really nerve-wracking, how many times have you revealed your handsome and heroic appearance?So annoying!
First Floor: If I am also the protagonist when I am old, please kill me directly, thank you!
The second floor: To be honest, ordinary words can no longer describe the group of mud horses in my heart. I can only say that I am amazed and cannot bear to hear it.

Third floor: I am a man with a miserable life. My wife cheated and often came back to beat me after drinking. My mother-in-law often spoke ill of me. I lost hope in life. In that gloomy weather, I came to the river , picked up a bottle of dichlorvos and drank it, then jumped into the river, maybe I was too angry, the body was soaked in the water for three days, my body didn't float up, so I just convinced you!
Fourth Floor: Don’t be angry, everyone. The protagonist is just a little narcissistic. If he says he’s handsome, don’t get angry and don’t beat him up. It’s just his occupational disease. We have to be very patient and prepare some things, such as: onion, ginger, garlic, salt , rice wine, soy sauce, and a pressure cooker.

Fifth floor: Fourth floor, can you point directly, don't you know that my 40-meter broadsword is difficult to take back?
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"Mr. You, you can put this painting in a sandalwood box, and the evil spirits inside the painting will disappear within a week. If you have concerns, you can also burn the painting directly, but if you do this, This painting is damaged." Ling Chen looked at the "Spring Trees and Autumn Frost Picture" on the table where the evil spirit was sealed, and reminded You Qian.

"Okay, I will see the situation." You Qian nodded and said with a smile.

"Ding dong! Congratulations to the host for pretending to be a shameless narcissist who seals an evil soul, and rewards you with 70 pretense points.

Ling Chen: "..."

Is this a compliment to me?Why does it sound so harsh?

Ignoring the words of the system, Ling Chen once again left the real estate building after being vigilant about the evil soul master You Qian must be careful these days.