Bring the system to pretend

Ten o'clock in the morning, Jinling University, Huifeng basketball court.

Huifeng basketball court, Jinling University special basketball court, basically the entire basketball game of Jinling University will be held in Huifeng basketball court.

At this moment, the Huifeng basketball court is full of people, and the atmosphere is very lively.

"Damn, there is a basketball game in such a hot day. The school leaders really want the students to ride with the wind and stand shoulder to shoulder with the sun?" Outside the crowd, Ling Chen wiped the fine sweat from his forehead, and walked towards the crowd. Crowded inside.

After treating Ai Xun'er, he originally wanted to go back to Villa A, but unexpectedly this morning their medical class was going to play a basketball match with the mechanical class, and he was even more unlucky to be selected as a basketball player of the medical class.

Hearing this news, Ling Chen had ten thousand alpacas running past in his heart, God, I have never even touched a basketball, how can I know how to play basketball?
However, due to the strict requirements of the school, the relevant credits will be directly deducted for not participating. Ling Chen had no choice but to take a difficult step with tears in his eyes.

"Ding dong!" At this moment, a mobile phone text message sounded suddenly.

Ling Chen took out his mobile phone and looked, the person who sent the letter was the goddess Ji Wenxuan, the content: Student Ling, are you free in the morning?I want to ask you a medical question (cute expression)
Looking at this text message, Ling Chen was stunned for a moment, and then immediately responded with a burst of emotion, "It's time", and added a series of information such as where he is, what he is going to do, and so on.

For Ling Chen, the charm of the goddess is greater than anything else, even if the goddess wants to force him to have sex with him, he will sacrifice himself without hesitation and never resist.

Yes, he is such a man who is desperate for love.

Author: Keep it simple, the way of narcissism is simpler... I should match your narcissistic me and act as a blind person, don't force an innocent person to improvise~
After a while, Ji Wenxuan replied with another message, the content was very simple: OK, I'll come to you.

Looking at this passage, the dryness and heat in Ling Chen's heart instantly dissipated, and a sense of melancholy and independence suddenly emerged.

The goddess is always with me, so why not get hotter?
"Later, I finally learned how to love, but you have long since died, and your body was thrown in the wild..." With excitement and excitement, Ling Chen hummed a little song, step by step, with high spirits, came to the base of their class.

At this time, the three roommates in the dormitory were staring at the girls in miniskirts all around, commenting unscrupulously.

The boss's treacherous eyes kept wandering around the girls, swallowing his saliva, and sang the adapted song in a low voice: "If those two balls didn't tremble, I wouldn't find that I was uncomfortable, so how can I say it?" , I can only reach down, if there is no requirement for tomorrow, just wiping my hands is enough, there are thousands of balls, I want two is enough.

While looking at the girl, she shed tears. Since the goddess can’t stay, why not use your own hands to enjoy while shed tears. Ten years ago, I didn’t watch the ball, it was just that feeling, and I couldn’t find a reason to hug anymore, my friend It is inevitable to become a gay friend. "

"666, the boss's pollution value has broken through again, it is estimated that he will cross the catastrophe in less than half a month?" The second child next to him applauded, admiring for a while.

"Vulgar, uneducated, what's the point of watching football?" The youngest scolded the boss with a twisted face, and then coughed dryly: "The loli is really good. Although she doesn't have a ball, she has a delicate body and is easy to push." I see, it’s good to be tsundere and cute, one day, I want to hook up with pure schoolgirls, attract wild schoolgirls, flirt with Teacher Dabo from time to time, and open a private room with cute schoolboys by the way.”

"Damn it, third child, you have a strong taste, the last junior is a bit too much!" The boss and second child looked at the third child warily, and they all took a step back, fearing that this guy would be gay Infect yourself.

The youngest chuckled a few times, took out his phone without blushing, and suddenly his eyes lit up: "The topic section of "Pretending to be Forced with the System" has been updated."

"Open it quickly and see what the author has posted." The boss and the second child hurriedly urged.

The third child nodded, quickly opened the forum page, and entered the author has something to say.

Broken finger: Please use a paragraph to express the meaning of 'Zhu Gu Sheng'.

First floor (little flower of the motherland): "Last night, I helped a single beautiful colleague install the operating system and configure the wireless router. It was 12 o'clock after all the tossing. Safe, why don't you stay for one night?

At that time, I laughed secretly in my heart, my brother's driving skills are like flowing water, how could it be unsafe?He will be home in 20 minutes!

After thinking about it after returning home, I just felt a chill behind my back. Fortunately, brother Duan was witty at the time, otherwise wouldn't I become a laughing stock?
Do you have to install a system overnight?Simply bad review! "

The second floor (a touch of sadness): "When I was studying, once, a few people went to sing K. When they arrived, a girl happily wanted to hold my arm. During that time, I was practicing Tai Chi, and I felt something wrapped around my upper body. The ground arm turned around, and a Taiji cloud hand came, and immediately pushed the girl forward.

The girl was stunned after swiping, and ignored me all night. At that time, I was so proud, hum, my instincts were quite sensitive. "

The third floor (Baby Moxi): "The summer vacation after the college entrance examination, a girl I liked came to my house to play, she lay on my bed, and kissed me forcefully.

I was unmoved, and she said with a deep meaning: You really can hold on to it.

I thought she was praising me, and then I was quite proud of it. I took out the "Weapon Knowledge" that I have treasured for many years and explained it to her all afternoon...

And then... there is no more, and I have never bought "Weapon Knowledge" since then! "

Fourth Floor (Mo Xiaofei): "I have loved a girl for eight years, and I am so familiar with everything about her. When she told me that her wallet was stolen and she had no money to take a taxi home, how I wished to be there By her side, but in the end they could only tell her in pain: The wallet was stolen? Old iron, 666!"

The fifth floor (little angel with mental retardation): "In today's society, women take pictures of their breasts, and men take pictures of their cars. Who knows whether their breasts are crowded or whether the car is yours. Those with tattoos are afraid of heat, and those with apples are afraid of heat." No pocket, those with watches love to slap their legs, those with gold teeth grin.

Unmarried people live together like married people, married people live apart like unmarried people, animals wear clothes like people, people expose their flesh like animals, children are mature like adults, adults are naive like children, women are like men Man, men are as pussy as women.The poor pretend to be rich like the rich, the rich pretend to be poor like the poor, the lover flaunts around like a wife, and the wife likes a lover to go deep and reclusive.

Now I gradually understand that wearing a 300-yuan watch and a 300 million-yuan watch has the same time, drinking 30 yuan wine and 3000 yuan wine, vomiting is the same, living in a [-]-square-meter house and a [-]-square-meter house Room and loneliness are the same.

One day you will know that the real happiness in your heart can never be given by the material world. You will get lung cancer if you smoke ten yuan cigarettes or 100 yuan cigarettes. Come.

So everyone must...Made, I really can't make it up, I just didn't want to kiss a girl, and now she is thrown in Qiu Mingshan, who will pick me up? "

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Looking at the content of the reader's reply below, the three roommates in the dormitory laughed so hard that they almost collapsed from laughing.

It is said that the readers of the book "Pretending to be Forceful with the System" are all talented people. After reading it today, as expected, each one is more insightful than the other.

Ling Chen, who was walking, looked at the three of them giggling all the time, speechless.

"You... have you watched too many short videos?"

"What small video? Don't talk nonsense! The three of us are lamenting why our handsomeness will not be worn away by the scorching sun." The three said shamelessly in unison.

Ling Chen: "..."

People who said I was narcissistic in the past stand up for me, look, there are many more people who are narcissistic than me. Although these three are not as handsome as I am, they are still narcissistic enough, right?