Bring the system to pretend

"Hey, is this car yours?" After walking up to the wretched fat man, Ling Chen pushed the other's accumulated fat and asked with a dark face.

"Huh?" The wretched fat man turned his eyes to look at Ling Chen, and said displeasedly: "Exclusive photoshoot, girls are given priority, boys stay aside, if you are not male or female, you will die!"

Ling Chen: "..."

It's ok, I'll lose if you're able to live a half-baked life!

Even though he wanted to activate the pig-killing mode, since the girls were nearby, Ling Chen couldn't frighten them, so he could only lower his voice and ask in a low voice: "Is this car yours?"

"Of course it's mine. Didn't you see that I still have the keys to this car?" The wretched fat man shook the key chain around his waist and said proudly.

In fact, this LaFerrari does not belong to him at all, and the key chain around his waist is also fake.

He had noticed this car half an hour ago. When he found out that this car was a Ferrari LaFerrari worth more than 2000 million, a bold idea popped up in his mind.

Before the owner of the car arrives, you can borrow this car to earn a little money, catch girls, and if necessary, you can have something to do with girls, wouldn't it be great?

"Damn it, this bastard really took a lot of effort to pretend to be the owner of the car!" Looking at the key chain around the obscene fat man's waist, Ling Chen's pig-killing mode in his heart had reached a fever pitch.

After taking a deep breath, Ling Chen stared at the wretched fat man, and asked with a fiery gaze: "Brother, I haven't seen a sports car worth more than 2000 million. I want to go in and have a ride. Can you satisfy me?" Trivial request? I'll pay double!"

"I refuse!" The wretched fat man was taken aback, and shook his head almost reflexively.

"Taking pictures is an art and a sense of beauty, which cannot be measured by money at all. If you destroy this art and this sense of beauty for your selfish desires, wouldn't you be too sorry for the beautiful girls around me who are pursuing the dream of sports cars? ?”

After saying this, the eyes of the dozen or so pretty girls looked at the wretched fat man with a trace of admiration and admiration. Although this wretched fat man is ugly, he is full of talent in his heart!
"Unforgivable, simply unforgivable!" Looking at the beautiful girls who were fooled by the wretched fat man, the ten thousand alpacas wailed in Ling Chen's heart.

If you want to ask what is the most unacceptable thing for Ling Chen, there is only one thing: a person who is more shameless, obscene and shameless than himself suddenly appears!
Looking at the girls' admiration for the wretched fat man, seeing the shameless smile of the wretched fat man, Ling Chen felt a sense of hatred in his heart.

No, I must let the girl recognize this love beast, I want to save the girl from the sea of ​​suffering.

The curse is incompetent, but the curse is well-recited. I am a hooligan, who am I afraid of?

After deliberating for a moment, Ling Chen stared at the wretched fat man, and begged: "Brother, I am a miserable person. I can't afford a car, I can't afford a house, and I owe a debt. I gradually lose hope in life. But when I saw this super sports car, I felt suddenly full of hope for this life.

The cool appearance of this super sports car is like the belief stuck in my heart, guiding me forward, without it, I would not be alive.

Today, I beg you to let me go in to experience the visual impact of this super sports car, experience my own beliefs and the courage to survive, can you? "

Poetic and scholarly in his stomach, Ling Chen's words almost used [-]% of his cultural literacy, and he fully utilized his Chinese knowledge from elementary school to university.

The moment after these words fell, all the beauties showed sympathy towards Ling Chen, and some even pushed the wretched fat man, indicating that he would agree to Ling Chen's request.

Hearing these contagious words, although the wretched fat man was touched, he still shook his head forcefully and said: "No, I am a principled rich young man. What I pursue is aesthetic art. What I want is the core values ​​of aesthetic socialism, if you change what I pursue and build because of you alone, it will not be perfect.”

"Paralyzed, why does this fat man have a mouth like Lu Xun's?" Ling Chen cursed secretly, and stopped detouring with the wretched fat man, and said bluntly: "Fatty man, you take someone else's car to catch girls, go It's too much to deceive the girls' trust, I want to punish you on behalf of the law!"

"Hey, hey, you can eat indiscriminately, but you can't talk indiscriminately. Why do you want me to take someone else's car? This is my car!" The wretched fat man's eyes twitched. replied.

"Your car?" Ling Chen gave the wretched fat man a contemptuous look, pointed at the Ferrari LaFerrari, and said, "If this is your car, then open the door and let us see if it's real or not."

"I..." The wretched fat man dodged his eyes, feeling a little guilty.

The key on his waist is just a deception. It can't open the LaFerrari's door at all.

"What me? Since this is your car, you only need to press the siren to open the door?" Ling Chen said slowly while staring at the wretched fat man with a playful smile on his face.

I also want to pretend to be aggressive with the labor and management. When the labor and management are pretending to be aggressive, you are still a puddle of liquid.

Looking at Ling Chen who seemed to be smiling but not smiling, and then at the beauties with puzzled eyes, the wretched fat man rolled his eyes, and suddenly slapped his thigh: "Oh, I just remembered that there is a ten million contract with the company. I don't know if the secretary has packed it up, I have to go over and have a look, that...you wait for me here for 5 minutes, and I will open the door later."

Saying that, the wretched fat man straightened his clothes, and prepared to wait for an opportunity to run away.

However, before the wretched fat man could get away, a hand quietly stretched out and grabbed his back collar.

Looking around, I saw Ling Chen with a dangerous smile, and said with a sinister smile: "Brother, is it fun to use my car to deceive these innocent girls? If it's fun, then continue, don't run away in such a hurry ah!"

"Who is so so... who took your car? This is obviously my car!" The wretched fat man who was pulled back broke out in cold sweat, as if he had been stepped on a fox's tail, and retorted with a flushed face.

"Let me tell you, in a society ruled by law, impersonating a car owner is illegal and will be tried by law.

You must be jealous that I have such a super sports car, so you deliberately slandered me like this, you are too much, I want to report you! "

Hearing the sound, the beautiful girls looked at each other, they all felt that what the wretched fat man said was very reasonable, and the eyes projected on Ling Chen became contemptuous and disgusting by the way.

"It doesn't matter if you don't have money, but it's your fault if you don't have money and pretend to be wealthy!"

"That's right, young people don't work hard, and try to show off like others."

"This kid is really not ashamed. It's our fat brother who is educated."

.........

Listening to the words of the pretty girls, although the wretched fat man was a little guilty, his face was filled with a humble attitude of indifference to fame and fortune.

Seeing that the damned fat man was still pretending to be aggressive until the end, Ling Chen gritted his teeth, but smiled lightly on the surface: "Yes, impersonating the owner of a car is illegal and will be punished by law, so, I think Let you be baptized by the law and reshaped."

As he said that, under the astonished eyes of the wretched fat man and the pretty girls, Ling Chen took out a bunch of brand new keys from his pocket.

"No...isn't there such a coincidence?" Looking at the key chain in Ling Chen's hand, the wretched fat man's heart suddenly hung up.

"Drip!"

Before the wretched fat man could have a chance for three seconds, a mechanical sound instantly shattered his only chance of being lucky.

I saw the two lights of the front body of the LaFerrari flash suddenly, followed by a sound.

"The anti-theft has been released!"