Bring the system to pretend

Ling Chen's sudden attack made the onlookers startled.

"Help, someone help me, I hit the driver and killed me!" The pumpkin man was really in pain, and he let out a hysterical scream, and his face became extremely distorted.

"Paralyzed, this is too much!" Some people who couldn't stand it became angry immediately.

Some other people also nodded angrily and said: "Yes, it can be said that you are not careful when you bump into someone, but it is wrong to hit someone after bumping into someone!"

Everyone kept attacking Ling Chen with each other, seeing Chu Yun and Mengmeng's faces turned livid.

What happened to these onlookers?The pumpkin man is obviously pretending, can't they see it?

"Xiaoqiang, what's the matter with you, Xiaoqiang? Xiaoqiang, don't die. We have shared weal and woe for so many years. I have been offering books and teaching to you. I didn't expect that now the white-headed person sends the black-headed person. What should I do when you die, Xiaoqiang!" At this time, A man who killed Matt rushed up pretending to be in a panic, and the man holding a pumpkin was crying like ghosts and wolves.

"You people are just watching from the sidelines like this. You don't call 120, and you don't help to check Xiaoqiang's situation. You are so heartless. Woohoo, my Xiaoqiang!"

The superb acting skills of the man who killed Matt immediately made the onlookers bow their heads in shame.

Look at people, even though they are homosexuals, they love deeply, are not afraid of the worldly words, and take care of both parties without hesitation. Alas, let alone, we must stay away from homosexual people in the future. This scene is too stupid.

Remote readers: Damn, I was caught off guard by this turn, you accompany me on the steering wheel!

When the man who killed Matt took out his mobile phone and pretended to make a call, a tall man walked up to Ling Chen and said in a low voice: "Brother, that guy was hit hard by you. I advise you to use money to privately settle this matter, otherwise if the police are involved in this matter, you will definitely be detained."

Hearing the sound, Ling Chen showed a dignified surface, but there was a burst of ridicule in his heart.

The three-person group of Pengci really has a detailed division of labor. The pumpkin man acts as the vanguard, attracting everyone's attention, and the Shamat man acts as a support, arousing everyone's resentment towards him, and the tall man in front of him is a peacemaker. The driver's timid temper broke through the other party's psychological defense and won the touch fee.

I have to say that if other people encountered such a thing, they would probably have to obediently lose money, but unfortunately, what these three met today was Ling Chen, a guy who was even more shameless and cruel than them.

After thinking for three seconds, Ling Chen followed the other party's inducement, and said in panic, "What should I do now, I don't want to be detained, brother, can you help me to ask how much I can pay for this?"

"Well... well, for the sake of our destiny, I will help you." The tall man first showed a look of embarrassment, and then showed a righteous expression, and walked to Shama Beside the special man, muttered in a low voice.

The discussions around were still going on, but Ling Chen was unmoved, and just looked at the three self-directed and self-acted guys indifferently, and the corners of his mouth quietly raised a meaningful arc at some point.

A thousand-year-old king and an 8-year-old tortoise, the little tree will not go straight if it is not repaired. If some people don't teach him a lesson, he will not know that he is both civil and military!
Within a minute, the three guys seemed to have reached a deal, the tall man among them stood up, walked to Ling Chen, pretended to be helpless and said: "Brother, I talked to them, because you bumped into that They hit each other, so there is resentment in their hearts, and you must pay 1 yuan..."

If it was changed, they would not have quoted such a high price, but because Ling Chen drove a luxury car, they asked for a little more.

After all, if you can drive a luxury car worth more than 2000 million yuan, is there still a shortage of 50 yuan?
"50?" Ling Chen was taken aback, his brows furrowed: "This compensation is...too little, isn't it?"

The tall man was startled, and for some reason suddenly overjoyed, he quickly asked: "Brother, do you mean to pay more?"

"I think it should be this number!" Ling Chen thought for a while and stretched out two fingers.

The tall man's heart started beating wildly.

"Brother, do you want to pay 200 million?"

"No!" Ling Chen shook his head, and said calmly, "I think we should pay 2000 million yuan!"

"Hiss!" Hearing this number, the tall man almost died suddenly on the spot.

Let me be good, does this kid in front of me have a lot of money and no place to spend it?
2000 million, he doesn't have to pay so much even if he kills someone!
Taking a deep breath, the tall man suppressed the excitement in his heart, and confirmed enthusiastically: "Brother, are you sure you want to pay so much?"

"Money is just a number, don't care about it." Ling Chen waved his hand, full of generosity.

"To tell you the truth, today is my first visit to Jinling City. I live in an uninhabited place. Every time I want to go shopping, it is quite troublesome. It takes 5 hours to drive a Bugatti Veyron, and 4 hours to drive a Ferrari. When I was young, although I had a helicopter at home, it was difficult to find a parking space when I drove there, which was quite inconvenient.

I would go out shopping occasionally. My parents were afraid that I would be kidnapped, so they had thousands of bodyguards to protect me. Everyone was scared away when they saw me, so I was ostracized since I was a child. Today is an exception. I ran with them behind my back. from.

Because I live in a remote place, it is very cold every winter, and it is very troublesome to go out to buy things, so I can only burn money for heating and use money as a quilt.

To be honest, I'm quite surprised that you would show such a shocked face on 2000 million. You know, 2000 million can't even find a toilet in my house, because it's too much money, and our family uses it every week. The dynamite bag blows up the money, otherwise it will pile up like a mountain, which is really uncomfortable. "

"I posted it, I didn't expect to meet such a god-level local tycoon today, I should have said more." The tall man licked his lips, excited.

The man who killed Matt and the pumpkin man not far away were also excited when they heard this. What this damn thing touched today was not porcelain, but Jinshan!
The onlookers looked at each other, clearly doubting whether Ling Chen's words were true.

Chu Yun next to him was holding Mengmeng, her face was flushed with a smile, Ling Chen's other abilities were mediocre, but if he was talking about deceitful abduction and lip service, he probably couldn't match all the people in the municipality.

"Move every time!"

Suddenly, there was the sound of an engine starting, and everyone turned around to see that Ling Chen had already sat in the driver's seat of the sports car.

"Brother, what are you really doing?" The tall man who was worried about Ling Chen running away panicked and shouted quickly.

"I don't like those two guys, so I want to kill them with my car. Anyway, I have money, so I don't care about them. You'd better not get in the way, otherwise don't blame me if you kill them." Ling Chen spread his hands, it doesn't matter After saying something, he stepped on the accelerator and rushed towards the three of them with a bang.

"Ma De, this crazy person!" The tall man and the man who killed Matt were sweating profusely, and the strength of breastfeeding was clearly mobilized by him. They dodged and avoided the impact of the sports car.

As for the pumpkin man, this guy is rather bold, standing on the ground without changing his face, and shouted: "Boy, don't f*ck try to frighten me, labor and capital have been in contact with porcelain for so many years, and I haven't seen anyone who dares to hit me!"

As soon as these words came out, the sports car driven by Ling Chen suddenly stopped half a meter away from him.

"Haha, you bastard, I knew you didn't dare to bump into me. The courage of labor and management to touch porcelain is not something you can have!" Seeing this, the pumpkin man relaxed his heart and laughed unscrupulously.

But soon he found that while he was laughing complacently, the onlookers gradually showed angry eyes.

His accomplice had black lines all over his face, as if he wanted to cut him into pieces.

what happened?Could it be that his laugh is so handsome that it makes them feel ashamed?

Ling Chen got down from the car slowly, looked at the pumpkin man, and said with a half-smile: "You really have the courage to touch porcelain, you even dare to tell about yourself touching porcelain."

Hearing these words, the pumpkin man's figure froze suddenly, and his entire face turned green instantly.

Looking at his expressionless accomplices, and then at the people surrounding him and the others, the pumpkin man panicked and shouted, "Well, the matter is actually not..."

"Shut up, I hate you for being a Punch dog!" Before he could finish speaking, some annoyed onlookers rushed up and beat the pumpkin man indiscriminately.

The man who killed Matt and the tall man looked at each other, and just about to run away, Mengmeng pouted and shouted: "Uncles and aunts, they want to run away!"

The onlookers paused and became furious immediately. A group of people rushed over and beat up again.

"Don't fight, kill someone." Ling Chen tried to persuade him to fight, but his voice was as low as a mosquito, and if he didn't listen carefully, he wouldn't be able to hear it at all.

Chu Yun was out of breath from laughing, the evolution of this matter is really funny.

A few minutes later, some nearby policemen rushed over after hearing the report from the well-wishers.

The trio of Pengci, who had been beaten so badly, cried out immediately when they saw the policemen: "Police Shushu, you are here, take me back quickly, I'm guilty, I'm Pengci, send us to the police Let's play!"

The police were a little confused, this is the first time Nima himself has seen such a cooperative Pengci gang, the attitude is a bit outrageous!

Of course, facing the voice of the crowd, the police did not hesitate, and immediately handcuffed the three of them and brought them back to the police station.

Once the matter was resolved, the onlookers had no interest in staying here any longer and left the venue one after another.

"Ding dong! Congratulations to the host for pretending to be a coward who slams Pengci, and rewards 800 pretense points. ps: For this kind of people who do not practice swords, and do not learn how to use swords, the host must use human swords Deal with him with a united attitude, and let him know, Lunjian, you are no match for our host!"

"Are you scolding me or praising me?"

"Both!"

Ling Chen: "..."

A system that works, when labor and management hit you against the wall, you won't be able to pull it off!