Bring the system to pretend

In the eastern district of Jinling City, on a certain street.

At this moment, a group of young people were humming a little song, strolling down the street in a natural way.

"Ding dong! Congratulations to the host for completing the pretense task, rewarding 2000 pretense points. ps: Flashy pretense, cynical pretense, there is no lower limit to being boring, and pretense is no limit.

Today's host pretends to be coercive and full of coquettishness, but it does not lose its philosophy, which deeply makes the system feel the growth of semi-defective products.

Who hasn't passed?Who has no future?Even though the past of the host is a semi-defective product, it does not mean that the future of the host is not exciting. Come on, host, wear other people's shoes and walk in other people's paths, so that others can neither find shoes nor find their way. "

Ling Chen: "..."

Semi-defective?Readers, get the 40-meter broadsword and Fang Tian's painted halberd ready, I'll count to three and you'll be in a mess when you go up!

What?Afraid of hacking it to death?Ma Dan, hack it to death, I will give you an exclusive VIP card for the Ling-style bathing center, every day for health care, if you can get out of bed straight away, I will lose!
Not caring about the system's pointed words, Ling Chen recalled the scene when he fought against the robed man in Song's Martial Arts Hall, hesitated for a while, and finally asked: "System, I feel that although my strength has improved at this stage However, there are very few martial arts that can be used in combat, do you have any recommended martial arts?"

"Oh my god, this is the first time the host realizes that he is good. Fortunately, this semi-defective product can still be saved."

"..."

"Well, now that the host has only 1 pretense points, and buying the martial arts at the beginning of the Huang rank is twice as much as improving the strength, that is, it needs [-] pretense points. From this, it can be seen that the host is basically impossible. For those who bought martial arts, firstly, the pretense value is not enough, secondly, the pretense value is not enough, and thirdly, the pretense value is not enough.”

"Where's my knife?"

"Ahem, host, don't get excited. I was just joking. It's really the host's flaw that the lack of pretense is not enough. I know that it's really not easy to earn pretense with the host's half-defective IQ. After all, let A shameless, wretched and shameless person... hey hey hey, the host puts down the knife, let's talk about things, and be rude.

In fact, when the host became a martial artist, the system integrated the situation of the host and created a book of martial arts specially for the host, which is very suitable for the host. You need [-] pretense points to win it. "

"What martial skill?" Ling Chen was taken aback, but suddenly became interested.

As soon as the words fell, the system immediately entered this martial art book into Ling Chen's mind.

Flash, after the caster activates it, he can teleport himself to any place within [-] meters, ignoring any obstacles when teleporting, and the cooldown time is one hour.

"Damn it, this is very six!" After learning about this martial skill, Ling Chen's eyes suddenly lit up.

He was looking for an escape skill, but he didn't expect this ghost system to be so considerate, so he specially picked a flash for himself.

Even though the teleportation distance and cooldown time are stipulated, you must know that in a duel between the strong, the outcome is within a second.

What's more, this flash can also freely teleport regardless of any obstacles. If there is any crisis, you can directly stay away from the source of danger with a flash!
Thinking of this, Ling Chen wiped his hands excitedly, and directly bought this martial skill.

"Mark the teleportation location, teleport directly, no need to charge time..." Ling Chen murmured to himself, and then his mind moved, and he used Flash.

In an instant, Ling Chen only felt that his vision was blurred, and when he realized it again, he had already left the original place and came to the destination.

"Wow Kaka, this martial skill is really against the sky!" After verifying the magical effect of the flash, Ling Chen clenched his fists, obviously a little excited.

With the flash, he can run away as soon as he wants, no matter how fast the opponent is, it is not enough to see under the flash.

Suppressing the excitement in his heart, Ling Chen paused, and was about to leave this place.

However, when he glanced around, he found that there were pairs of shocked eyes around him at some point, and when he took a closer look, Ling Chen was stunned.

In front of him, white figures covered their bodies, their teeth were clenched, and their faces were full of shame and anger.

The place I teleported to was actually a women's bathhouse!
It's over, it's over, I'm going to make a needle eye, no, that's not the point, the point is that these girls are developing well... Bah, bah, what are you thinking, the most important thing now is to find an excuse to escape!
Looking at the murderous eyes all around, Ling Chen's forehead was sweating, and he was burning with anxiety. Suddenly, a ray of spiritual light flashed across his celestial spirit cover.

I saw him taking a deep breath, holding exaggerated tears, looking at the group of girls choked with sobs, and said affectionately and selflessly: "Do you think I can't find you if you hide? It's useless, like you Girls like this cannot hide, your shortcomings have been exposed to let you know where you are, yes, your only shortcoming is that you are too eye-catching, so eye-catching that people regret it.

Every time I can only look at you from a distance, when I touch the place five meters away from you, I strongly feel a kind of indescribable gentleness emanating from you, spring flowers and autumn moon are praised by poets The scene, but I feel very ordinary about it. Only your smiles embedded with dimples are the most beautiful scene in my eyes.

How can green willows compare to your hair?
How can green ripples compare to your eyes?
Sometimes, I stare at your beauty secretly photographed by the bedside, and feel that the whole world is forever immersed in the bright spring.

Ah~ Your beauty is from the inside out, pure and pure, and lovable.

Ah~ Your beauty is from the bone to the skin, touching the world, and it is cherished.

This feeling can be regarded as a memory, but at that time, I was at a loss. Unfortunately, I am not a poet, otherwise, I should write ten thousand poems to describe your beauty! "

As soon as these words came out, the faces of these girls blushed, and they were all shy.

Ling Chen's magnetic voice seemed to linger, and the words of praise that fell from his mouth were so poetic and picturesque, they felt a heart thumping, as if there was a telepathy.

"No, I'm completely fascinated by you, oh, God, why did you let me meet such perfect girls? I'm angry, you are humiliating me, humiliating me, I am not worthy of this group of girls, so you put I specially arranged to meet them, you are really... woo woo woo..." Seeing that the girls around him were successfully distracted by him, Ling Chen rushed after him, bragging shamelessly again, in the end, this beast actually Wiping a handful of saliva to the corners of his eyes, he pretended to be in tears.

Guest Reader (Waiting): Did you see it?His acting skills are soaring, his magic power is boundless, his left and right are shameless, and he is invincible in the world!

Seeing Ling Chen crying out of excitement, the girls around couldn't bear it, and they all stepped forward to comfort Ling Chen.

Touching the luscious hands of these girls, Ling Chen's heart swayed, and the waves almost rose with the wind, soaring up ninety thousand miles.

"Actually, you don't know. When the wind dries your hair, I am simply fascinated. In the gleaming shawl and soft hair, in the crescent eyebrows that fade into the temples, in the clear water eyes... you are so Beautiful!
Although you are slender and petite, and you speak softly, you are very powerful. This is a real spiritual beauty, an artistic beauty, and an unparalleled beauty!
No, I feel like I'm going to heaven, tell me, why do you have such a sense of beauty?

Huh, my heart beat so fast, sorry for letting you see my distressed expression today, oh no, don’t look at me, please close your eyes, your indescribable eyes made my heart beat, and I fell into a sense of beauty I can't extricate myself, hurry up, please close your eyes, I can't take it anymore! "

These exaggerated words made the pretty faces of the girls around them blush again. They had never been boasted like this before, and even boasted so deeply in the hearts of the people.

They believed everything Ling Chen said, because Ling Chen's tearful and affectionate eyes had already confirmed the authenticity of these words.

Looking at each other, these girls all closed their eyes.

The first floor (fucking handsome): Shameless, obscene, shameless, I bah, hey, I learned another trick, oh~
The second floor (creepy guy): I hate the hypocritical scheming boy on the first floor, and I don’t know how to take notes, oh~

The third floor (handing over handsome): You guys are naughty, oh~

The fourth floor: (Meichuan Kuzi): Every time you move, you play every time. It's the most dazzling ethnic style. The rhythm can't be messed up, oh~

Fifth Floor (more on this later): You guys are really enough, oh~
.........

Seeing a group of girls being bluffed by his intentional trickery, Ling Chen clasped his hands together, muttered apologetically in a low voice, and immediately ran out with silent steps, no matter what happened. bathroom.

The rivers and lakes are dangerous, if you can't do it, just withdraw, all kind girls, I'm sorry!
At first, these girls with eyes closed were a little sweet, after all, anyone would be happy to be praised so much, but as time passed, they gradually realized that something was wrong.

Because the young man who boasted about them didn't make any sound in the next ten seconds, as if he had left.

After another three seconds, these girls couldn't bear it any longer, and opened their eyes one by one.

When they scanned the area in front of them and found that Ling Chen was no longer there, they were all stunned, and they seemed to know something after realizing it, all of them were annoyed and their faces were livid.

"This shameless bastard, thanks to me, he actually took it seriously!"

"Ahhh, why am I being fooled by this kind of voyeur!"

"I'm so unwilling, that guy has seen all of my body, no, I want to see it back!"

.........

There were resentful voices in the bathroom, and Ling Chen outside the bathroom blushed in embarrassment.

Emma, ​​fortunately, besides being handsome, Laozi also has a smart brain, otherwise I, who is both wise and brave, would be wiped out by the light of peace.

Brazenly boasting about himself, Ling Chen hurriedly took a few steps under the shouts of anger in the bathroom, and left the place with a guilty conscience.