Bring the system to pretend

At nine o'clock in the morning, in the east district of Jinling City, in a BMW X7.

At this time, Ling Chen was driving the car, chatting and laughing with Xu Ling'er in the passenger seat.

"Ding dong! Congratulations to the host for pretending to be an unfathomable and connotative pussy. You will be rewarded with 1000 pretense points. ps: If you say you are a little difficult to chase, I will break your legs. You don't need to choose the most expensive gift, just pretend to be the most expensive one." Forced to be the most beautiful~”

"System, you sing so badly, try another song!" Hearing the system voice suddenly, Ling Chen couldn't laugh or cry.

"String your heart and my heart on a string, string a pretentious grass, string a concentric string~"

"The system is our own. If you have something to say, talk it out. If you don't agree with it, you will make a poisonous voice. My ears have hemorrhoids recently..."

"I'm old man, hey, the beating group is in Jiegetun, I'm in four villages, I'm tired of soil monks and dirty sheep~"

Ling Chen: "..."

Hello, is 999 cold?There is only a system here that is pissed off!

Ignoring the crazy system, Ling Chen pointed to a certain clothing store in front, and smiled at Xu Linger: "Sister Linger, let's go to that clothing store, I want to buy you some clothes."

"That clothing store looks very expensive, why don't you leave it?" Xu Ling'er followed Ling Chen's point of view and said submissively.

This street is the center of the eastern district of Jinling City, and the prices are ridiculously expensive. A set of clothes costs at least tens of thousands of yuan.

"Sister Ling'er, I can even afford this car, how can I be short of tens of thousands of yuan? Go, go, I won't let you buy it!" Ling Chen patted his pocket grandly, parked the car, and pulled Xu Linger went to the clothing store.

Xu Ling'er smiled helplessly, and had no choice but to let Ling Chen pull her over.

"Welcome, I don't know what style of clothes you two need? We have clothes for self-cultivation, home, fashion and so on!" As soon as Fang entered the door, a waiter immediately greeted Fang with a professional smile.

"Take them out for me to have a look, and if you find something suitable, pick a few more." Ling Chen looked around the clothing store and said with a faint smile.

The waiter was overjoyed, hearing Ling Chen's tone, it seemed that he would not only buy one set back, but if he could buy three or four sets, then his commission for this month would be quite a lot!
Thinking of this, the waiter hurriedly brought Ling Chen and Xu Linger to the clothes ring.

"Xiaochen, this price is a little..." Looking at the dazzling four-digit number on the clothes tag, Xu Linger hesitated.

A short sleeve actually costs [-] yuan, which is already more than the price of gold!
Ling Chen waved his hand and said with a faint smile: "Sister Ling'er, I have tens of millions of dollars on hand, and this is just a small amount of money. You can just ignore the price and just check whether the clothes match the style you want. .”

After finishing speaking, before Xu Linger could say anything, Ling Chen directly picked four or five pieces of clothes for her.

"Take it and try it on, let me see how beautiful Sister Ling'er is in her new clothes."

"Hmm..." Looking at the waiter next to her with weird eyes, Xu Ling'er blushed pretty, nodded her head softly like a mosquito, and then walked into the fitting room.

After a while, Xu Ling'er came out wearing new clothes.

With a fiendish figure, beautiful face, and slender legs, under the goose-yellow ultra-short miniskirt package, it showed a perfect figure.

Ling Chen couldn't help but stare dumbfounded.

"Okay...does it look good?" Xu Linger blushed, a little worried about Ling Chen's attitude towards her.

"I don't think it can be described in terms of good looks, Ling'er sister is simply a fairy!" Ling Chen shook his head slightly, boasting without hesitation.

Xu Ling'er was secretly happy. For some reason, after hearing Ling Chen's words, she was very happy.

"Waiter, take this set away, and then try the next set." The more satisfied he looked, Ling Chen waved his hand directly, signaling the waiter to pack it in a box.

The waiter was so excited, Emma, ​​I met a rich man today!

Xu Ling'er gave Ling Chen a reproachful look, as if blaming him for wasting money, Ling Chen smiled hoarsely, signaling Xu Ling'er not to worry.

However, just as the waiter was about to take the clothes to the front desk for packing, a coquettish voice suddenly sounded from behind Ling Chen.

"Honey, I want that dress too, can you buy it for me?"

Turning around, I saw a woman with heavy make-up and a middle-aged man with a big belly walking over in a sultry manner. The heavy smell of rouge on her face almost didn't make Ling Chen's overnight meal even worse. Spit it out.

"That dress? Okay, I bought it!" The middle-aged man glanced at the clothes in the waiter's hand, and agreed generously.

"Wow, my dear is so nice, what should I do if she is so happy?"

The middle-aged man smiled obscenely: "Happy? Let's come a few more times in the evening!"

"No, my dear is so strong. She is still very weak now. Hmph, it's all your fault, and I don't feel sorry for her. Last night, she was in so much pain that she wanted to cry. She wants to beat your chest with a small fist!"

Guest reader (writing like singing and picturesque): Doctor, are you still there Doctor?Help me, I'm poisoned by anger!

Doctor: Young man, don’t bark, you can still move. My whole body is paralyzed now.

Hearing these furious words, Ling Chen felt a bunch of goosebumps all over his body, that feeling was like taking a bath in Antarctica.

Unexpectedly, the middle-aged man didn't find it harsh, but instead smiled proudly: "I'll let you hit me hard tonight!"

As he said that, the middle-aged man looked at the waiter again, waved his hand and shouted: "Hurry up and pretend, labor and management have something to do."

"Well, there is only the last one in this clothes store, and it has already been chosen by this gentleman, can you buy another one?" The waiter pointed at Ling Chen and said to the middle-aged man.

The middle-aged man was taken aback, looked at Ling Chen, then at the coquettish woman with a paranoid expression, immediately said to the waiter with some displeasure: "The clothes can still be resold to others, I will It’s not hard for you, I’ll give you an extra 1000 yuan and just sell it to me.”

The waiter showed a look of excitement, 1000 yuan was worth half a month's salary, and in terms of profit, selling it to middle-aged people was the best.

But if he did this, it would be tantamount to shutting Ling Chen out. Looking at his appearance just now, it was obvious that he wanted to buy a few more sets of clothes for his girlfriend.

After several sets of calculations, the commission I got was no less than 1000 yuan. For a while, the waiter couldn't help but hesitated.

"Honey, I want this suit, why don't you buy it for me!" Seeing that the waiter didn't move, the coquettish woman shook the middle-aged man's hand like a fuss, and said in a sweet voice.

"Buy, buy, buy, don't worry, I will buy this dress for you." The middle-aged man nodded his head as a guarantee, then looked at Ling Chen contemptuously, and forced him: "Boy, I want this dress, you and your woman Buy another one!"

"Sorry, since I have chosen this dress, there is no way to back down. Any store follows the principle of first-come, first-served. You can buy another dress, but I have to take this one because it belongs to Sister Ling'er! "Ling Chen shook his head and refused.

If he bought the clothes by himself, maybe he would reluctantly give up, but now Xu Linger is the one who buys the clothes, not him, and he will never let others try on the clothes that Xu Linger is satisfied with.

"Boy, are you determined to fight against me?" The middle-aged man's complexion turned dark, and his tone suddenly became cold.

Ling Chen shrugged his shoulders disapprovingly: "It's okay to be wrong, of course you can think so, because I've decided on this dress."

After these words fell, the atmosphere suddenly became a little dignified.

The waitress was very helpless. She had been doing sales for so long, and she had never seen anyone vying for the same piece of clothing.

Xu Ling'er was at the side all the time persuading Ling Chen to change clothes, but unexpectedly Ling Chen shook his head resolutely, his temper was so stubborn that ten cows couldn't pull him back.

At this time, a manager came over, and when she saw the middle-aged man, she immediately greeted him enthusiastically.

"Oh, isn't this Mr. Zhu? What kind of wind blows you here!"

"Xiao Zheng, it turns out that you are in the store, so I'm so kind, let the waiter pack this dress up for me, I have something to do later." The middle-aged man pointed to the clothes in the waiter's hand, and said impatiently.

"Okay, okay, how can we treat you badly as an old customer!" Xiao Zheng nodded quickly, then glared at the waiter, and shouted: "Why are you standing still, do it quickly!"

The waiter faltered and said, "Manager Zheng, that gentleman bought the clothes first..."

Xiao Zheng paused, turned his head to look at Ling Chen, waited until he could clearly see his poor appearance, his eyes turned cold, and he slapped the waiter on the head.

"Are you blind? You can't even afford a handkerchief here for this kind of rural stuff that comes out of the ditch. You have been in sales for so many years, and your eyesight is only on dogs?"

As soon as these words came out, Ling Chen's face darkened instantly...