Bring the system to pretend

At [-]:[-] p.m., Jinling City, University of Humanities and Science and Technology.

The University of Humanities and Technology, second only to the '211' key college of Jinling University, has complete teaching materials and rich resources of famous teachers, which is not inferior to Jinling University.

The most important point is that the ratio of female students in the University of Humanities and Science and Technology is extremely high. According to statistics, the ratio of male to female in the entire college is astonishingly 1:10.

What does this represent?It means that nine out of ten students are women!

If the percentage of beauties in the entire Jinling City is 50.00%, then the University of Humanities and Science and Technology accounts for a full 20.00%!
Divine Commentary (Li Bing): I have a bold idea. How is the university life here?

The first floor (666): Masturbation looks like a demon before masturbation, and behavior is like a Buddha after masturbation. The idea of ​​divine commentary is very bold!
The second floor (qzus): @First floor, I don't know if your bold idea is my bold idea.

The third floor (I love learning): @Second floor, your idea is very bold.

Fourth Floor (Adult Beauty): @Third Floor, my ideas are as bold as yours.

The fifth floor (Safflower Lycoris): Hey, why are you bothering to find first-hand chicks in the second-hand chick trading market?These days, when looking for a girl, there is absolutely no need to look for a flirtatious and hot girl. This kind of girl is basically either a playboy or has AIDS.

As far as I am concerned, you might as well find an ordinary boy, a little short, poor and ugly, who asks you all the time, are you busy, and go to bed early... Even if you go to take a shower, he will wait for you happily, a little bored Sao, a bit shy to shoot, doesn't pretend to be aggressive, can swear, is arrogant, and blush when masturbating.

Being with such a boy is called falling in love, and you can be yourself completely. No matter how good your appearance is, it will always wither, and no matter how much money you have, you will spend it all.

Severed finger: @Fifth floor, brother, wake up, don't forget that you are a man...

.........

At this moment, at the entrance of the University of Humanities and Science and Technology, a young man in a strange dress and a melon cap is sitting on a tricycle with a hundred cucumbers on it, and a cardboard with a line of big characters written on it in front of the car.

"Cucumbers must be photographed, and life must be high. When a melon falls, the water will flow forever!"

The neat and tidy handwriting reveals an incomparably wretched atmosphere, and the only one who can combine culture and wretchedness is our male pig's feet.

After leaving Jinling Central Hospital, Ling Chen originally wanted to go back to Villa A to see Mengmeng, but the system's sudden refresh of the pretentious task made him give up the idea of ​​going home.

(Driving a tricycle to sell [-] cucumbers, and sending a little jumping egg, at the same time saying a word of poisonous chicken soup, then saving a kidnapped girl, and getting a kiss from her, and finally saving a jumper, asking to be kicked first The other party went downstairs, and then rescued the other party.

When the task is completed, 3000 pretense points will be rewarded. If the task fails, one of the host’s existing pretense skills will be deducted at will. This task is mandatory and cannot be refused, otherwise it will be regarded as a failure)

To be honest, the moment he saw this pretentious task, Ling Chen was a little bit broken.

Let’s not talk about the weirdness of the next two tasks for the time being, what the hell is selling cucumbers?What the hell is he sending vibrating eggs?That poisonous chicken soup is even worse!
Ling Chen really wanted to dig out the core of this pretentious system to see if it was filled with saliva, shit, the tasks listed every time are crazy, right?
Even though he was speechless, he thought that this task was mandatory, and if he didn't complete it or give up, he would have to deduct a pretentious skill. If the medical skills were deducted, how would he pretend to be coercive in the future.

In desperation, Ling Chen had no choice but to drive a tricycle to the University of Humanities and Technology, which is rich in beauties, and bravely went on stage.

After waiting for a minute or two, although the passing female college students looked sideways curiously, none of them took the initiative to ask. This made Ling Chen a little anxious. After rolling his eyes, he yelled on the spot: "Look, look! Look, fresh cucumbers are a big gift, one yuan a piece, great value for money, buy my melon, keep you away from him, it tastes good, and you can take it home!"

After these words fell, the entire gate of the University of Humanities and Science and Technology suddenly became a sensation.

"Selling cucumbers? Oh my God, isn't this kind of peddler not allowed in our school to sell things!"

"It also states that it is only for girls to buy, what does that mean?"

"This boy is quite handsome, my sister cares about him, let's go and have a look!"

.........

One voice after another sounded from the group of girls, and many bold girls walked towards Ling Chen's place in groups.

"It seems that these girls have discovered that the handsome me exists here. Alas, I know that I am handsome, but I didn't expect that I am a little too handsome."

Ling Chen rubbed his nose, narcissistically, and immediately yelled: "Sell cucumbers, one yuan each, and give special gifts, it's worth the money!"

Some girls' eyes lit up immediately, and they were very curious about the so-called special gift Ling Chen said.

"Little handsome guy, give me one!" A charming girl took out a brand new 1 yuan bill from her pocket, and handed it to Ling Chen.

"Come on!" Ling Chen took the coin, put it in his pocket, then picked up a cucumber from the car, and at the same time took a sky blue box, and handed it to the other party.

"You are a good girl, reading books, watching movies, traveling alone, until that rainbow-colored person appears in your life, reading books you haven't read, watching movies you haven't seen, going to The destination you have passed, and then you will be surprised to find that he does all this with you just so that he can sleep with you..."

"Puchi!" The enchanting girl was taken aback for a moment, and then she couldn't help covering her mouth and smiling.

"Little handsome guy, your words are so long, I'm overturned!"

"It doesn't matter if the car is overturned, the steering wheel is still there anyway!" Ling Chen touched his head in embarrassment, and cursed the system in his heart, it's fine to give cucumbers and vibrating eggs, and he said that there is something wrong with poisonous chicken soup.

Seeing Ling Chen's youthful face, the enchanting girl couldn't help being a little curious about the gift he had prepared.

When I opened it, the enchanting girl paused first, then her pretty face blushed, she immediately closed the box, and cast a reproachful look at Ling Chen: "Oh, handsome boy, you are such a big villain, I... I'm ignoring you La!"

As he said that, he ran shyly into the school with a blood-red face, not daring to look back.

That shy look, that shy running posture, fully explained the shy look in this woman's heart.

The other girls watched this scene with curiosity in their hearts.

What exactly did Ling Chen give that girl?

Why is that girl so shy?
All of this, what deep meaning and what hidden code is hidden behind it?