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A sudden voice stunned the three kidnappers.

Fuck, what age is this, there are still people singing this thing, the most important thing is, why does his meow sound so good?
At this moment, the three of them became alert. This place was sparsely populated, but there was such a sound, it was obvious that someone was coming.

The three of them looked around, but they didn't find anyone there. Only Xue Meimei's eyes moved, and she looked at a figure at the top of the bamboo forest in front of her.

I saw that this person was dressed in ordinary clothes and held a bamboo stick. Although he was not as imposing as a peerless hero, he was full of chivalry.

There was a glimmer of hope in Xue Mei's eyes, she longed for this stranger to save her, and also prayed for this stranger to save her.

At this time, the three of them also found Ling Chen's figure, and immediately frowned and shouted: "Who is here?"

Ling Chen above the bamboo forest stretched out his hand and pinched his chin, as if he was thinking about his name.

Suddenly, his eyes lit up, and he drew beautiful arcs with the bamboo stick in his hand, then looked down upon the three of them, flicked his bangs, and his tone was full of self-boasting.

"Handsome is my appearance, cool is my connotation, noble is my temperament, yes, a good man is me, I am..."

"Crack!"

The voice hadn't been fully expressed yet, but he never thought that a standing bamboo would break suddenly, Ling Chen lost his balance, and fell directly from the tree, startling the birds for a while.

Three people: "..."

Hey, Yao Er Zero?Give me a bottle of needle to wake me up, I just met a fool!
Xue Na was also speechless for a while, the expectation in her eyes disappeared a lot, this Ling Chen was so good at playing cool, she even wondered how the other party climbed into the bamboo forest.

"Emma, ​​I made a mistake just now, wait a minute, I'll do it again!" Ling Chen patted his clothes in embarrassment, ready to continue introducing himself.

"Forget it, forget it, don't do this to us, if you want a piece of the action, then wait until we finish playing with her, and if you are here to make trouble, then don't blame us for being cruel! "The driver waved his hand, with a hint of impatience in his eyes, but his tone was full of temptation.

Hearing the sound, Ling Chen paused, as if he was thinking about something.

The other two looked like they were watching a show, but the corners of their mouths curled up into a cruel arc. As long as Ling Chen agrees, then they can use this to accuse Ling Chen of crimes. When the time comes, the perfect person will not be wanted. Why not do it.

Only Xue Na raised her eyebrows, her eyes were full of horror, and all the hope that had arisen was wiped out in this instant.

Could it be that today I really cannot escape the clutches of fate?
When Xue Na didn't have any expectations, Ling Chen stood in front of him with one hand straight, and stuck the bamboo stick on the ground, while she put one foot on it, and sighed in the wind: "There was once a sincere love placed on the ground. In front of me, but I didn't know how to cherish it. I didn't regret it until I met the three monsters. There is nothing more painful in the world than this. If God gives me another chance, I will definitely say to you three monsters... Intuit Eat a stick from my old grandson!"

As soon as the voice fell, before the three of them could react, a bamboo stick flew out with the sound of breaking the wind and rushed towards them.

"boom!"

A stick was like a gust of wind sweeping fallen leaves, directly bombarding the three of them, blowing them out heavily, and knocking out two of them, only the driver kept rolling on the ground, clutching his body, in excruciating pain. Howling.

As soon as this scene happened, Xue Na's desperate eyes suddenly changed, and the gaze she looked at Ling Chen also became full of astonishment and disbelief.

Just knocking two people unconscious with one stick and seriously injuring one person, only a peerless hero can do this, right?
"You you you... who are you?" The driver stretched his hands into his pockets as he crawled back, as if he was holding something.

"When I was about to introduce myself, you didn't introduce me, but now you ask me who I am. Is it because you failed in Chinese, or is it because I am so charming that you can't help yourself?" Ling Chen cast Xue Mei's eyes, Falling on the driver, he asked with a half-smile.

The driver rolled his eyes, knelt on the ground immediately, and begged: "Hero, please go around me. I was wrong just now. This woman belongs to you. You can do whatever you want, as long as you let her go." Can I?"

Ling Chen shrugged his shoulders, and kept flying the bamboo stick in his hand, but he didn't speak.

Seeing this, a haze flashed in the eyes of the driver, and in the next second, he smiled evilly, and immediately took out a pistol from his pocket, and said with a hint of madness in his eyes: "Go to hell, idiot!"

Xue Mei was shocked by the sudden scene. He wanted to yell loudly to remind Ling Chen, but found that his mouth was gagged and he couldn't make a sound at all. He could only watch helplessly as the driver pulled the trigger.

However, the sound of the gunshot did not fall for a long time, Xue Mei's eyes showed a trace of doubt, and when he turned around, he was shocked to find that Ling Chen, who was standing there, had disappeared, while the driver who was originally confident had a terrified look in his eyes .

Because, at some point, Ling Chen in front of him had already come to his side.

"Bang!" Before the driver could shift his gun, a bamboo stick struck him across the air and hit him on the head.

Suddenly, a burst of darkness hit the corners of his eyes, and the driver became unsteady and passed out directly.

"In front of Shan Xian, are you playing with me with a gun?" Ling Chen thoughtfully cast a glance at the driver who fell to the ground, then turned around and walked to Xue Mei's side, untying him.

Because Xue Mei's body was a bit half-covered, so when Ling Chen was untied, he accidentally touched the other party many times, touching the smooth skin, Ling Chen only felt the waves fly up.

After untying, Xue Mei blushed and quickly covered her body, but more than half of her previous clothes had been torn, no matter how she tried to protect herself, she couldn't cover herself 100%.

Ling Chen took off his shirt, covered Xue Mei's body, and said calmly: "Don't worry, I don't have any dirty thoughts about you, otherwise, I won't come to rescue you."

"Thank you!" Xue Meiqiao blushed again, and while holding Ling Chen's top to cover her figure, she was also looking at Ling Chen's face.

The facial features are impartial, the water chestnuts are distinct, the hair is neither long nor short, but it looks extremely elegant, the figure is not tall, but it is full of security.

At this moment, Xue Mei seemed to see the unrivaled hero in his dream, but this hero didn't have golden armor and holy clothes, and didn't have seven-color clouds.

"That...you..."

"Shh!"

Just as Xue Mei was about to say something, a face suddenly rushed up and imprinted directly on her lips.

Heartbeat, from Xue Mei's heart suddenly rioted.

God, I'm not ready for anything, why did he rub my face?
Could it be that this young man likes himself?
Thoughts flashed through Xue Mei's mind one after another, and what aroused was a face that was about to bleed from shame, and Ling Chen didn't even notice that he let go of his mouth.

"I need rewards for saving people, this kiss is worth it!" Ling Chen smiled charmingly, and said again: "These three people have already passed out, and I will call the police for you, and the police will arrive within 2 minutes. You can leave safely after waiting here, I will go first!"

With that said, Ling Chen gestured to leave and wanted to leave.

"You...are you Monkey King or Supreme Treasure?" Looking at Ling Chen's back, Xue Mei stood up and suddenly asked such a sentence.

As soon as these words came out, Ling Chen paused and was stunned for a while, only to see him turn around, stare at Xue Mei, and said every word seriously: "I am not Monkey King, nor Supreme Treasure, I am just An ordinary person among the group of people under the wall, watching other people's love, living like a dog!"

After finishing speaking, Ling Chen dodged, hid in the bamboo forest, and disappeared here.

Looking at the place where Ling Chen disappeared, Xue Mei felt a lot of emotions, put aside the bamboo stick left on the ground, and gradually made a fist.

I don't care who you are, that was my first kiss, and you are my only hero.

I believe that one day, I will meet you again!