Bring the system to pretend

At four o'clock in the afternoon, Jinling University.

At this moment, on the campus of Jinling University, there is a beautiful figure holding a selfie stick, photographing a young man holding a box of colorful lollipops in front of him.

These two people are none other than Yamada Keiko and Ling Chen.

To be honest, Keiko Yamada was very confused at this moment, as far as she thought, an expert like Ling Chen was either concentrating on cultivation or seeking opportunities to improve his strength, instead of engaging in some question-and-answer activities as he is doing now.

Ling Chen was also very helpless, he originally wanted to find some roommates to play basketball, but just now the system issued a pretentious task, he had to complete it.

(Compulsory task: Let passers-by ask you questions in the form of questions and answers. If the content of the answer satisfies the other party, then the task score will be increased by one point. If not, the task score will be reduced by one point. The whole process must be completed under live broadcast conditions. The task must reach ten points to be considered a success.

If it succeeds, the charm value of the host will be increased by 10% on the original basis; if it fails, two pretentious skills will be deducted. )
"You can drive a Land Rover only if you have to endure hardships, and you can drive a Jaguar only if you pretend to be aggressive!" He secretly encouraged himself, Ling Chen did not hesitate, holding a box of colorful lollipops and started looking for passers-by.

I have to say that everything is really difficult at the beginning. From the time Ling Chen started looking for the target person to 10 minutes later, no one was willing to participate in the question-and-answer activity. Ended with failure.

It seems that in the eyes of passers-by, he has been listed as a trafficker, who belongs to the kind of object that strangers should not enter.

"No, if this goes on like this, I guess the task has not been completed, and I will be burned into charcoal." Ling Chen covered the scorching sun with his hands, and frowned.

He originally thought that using colorful lollipops could make passers-by stop, but now it seems that this idea is still too naive.

"Master, I think it's unrealistic to ask passers-by for questions and answers. Firstly, there are many people who think we are liars. Second, it is very difficult for anyone to stop because of the hot weather."

Yamada Keiko who was next to him saw Ling Chen's frowning look, rolled his eyes, and said, "If the master can set up a formation to dispel the heat, and then use something attractive to attract passers-by, then there will be no worries about the question-and-answer event." gone."

"It makes sense!" Ling Chen's eyes lit up, and he immediately walked to a lawn. The thumb and fingertips of his left hand pressed against each other and formed a ring. Hold your left hand and place it in front of your chest.

Accompanied by a burst of low thoughts, within ten meters of Ling Chen's area, the temperature dropped suddenly, as if the air conditioner was turned on, very cool.

On the side, Keiko Yamada was full of admiration. It took a long time for ordinary formation mages to form formations. The fastest she had ever seen was only within 1 minute, but Ling Chen formed formations in three seconds...

In her subconscious mind, in three seconds, she might not even be able to mobilize her soul power.

After applying the formation, Ling Chen thought for a while, walked to the side of the tree and pulled out a leaf, poked a few small holes, and put it near his mouth.

Seeing this scene, Keiko Yamada couldn't help feeling confused, what was her master doing with the leaves?
Just when she was puzzled, a pleasant voice suddenly rang from her ears.

The sound overflows like a tide, filling every space around, as if there is a white elf dancing with the wind, the dance is elegant and noble, and it seems that there are dazzling roses blooming one after another, flowing out the music aromatic.

Many passers-by stopped in their tracks. Hearing the sudden curling voice, they felt their hot hearts calm down a lot.

At this time, the sound of the song changed suddenly, and there was a special feeling in the sound.

Everyone seemed to see the shadow of fleeting years, the elegance of the moon, the broken strings, the frozen annual rings, and they talked endlessly.

"It's so nice!" Many people showed a gesture of enjoyment, savoring the charm of the music.

Others looked at their heads, as if they were looking for the source of the sound.

After looking around for a while, a young man holding a leaf fell into the eyes of these people. At this time, the young man was holding the leaf, and the song slowly came out of his mouth.

Some bold passers-by looked at each other and walked over one after another.

"Wow, it's so cool in here!"

"Really, I feel like the air conditioner is on here."

"It's more than that, the air conditioner is not so comfortable, this feeling is completely like soaking in an ice spring!"

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As soon as they walked five meters away from Ling Chen, a wave of temperature completely different from the surroundings hit their faces, and the cold feeling made them feel extremely refreshed.

Seeing several students from Jinling University approaching, Ling Chen was overjoyed, quickly put down the leaves, and said to these people: "Good afternoon, all handsome men and beauties, today I have a special question and answer event, everyone can feel free to ask I ask questions, and everyone who asks a question can get a reward, which is the colorful lollipop by my side!"

"You can get such a big lollipop just by asking questions, isn't it a scam?" Several people looked at each other and hesitated.

Ling Chen is in a hurry, isn't it said that handsome people are easy to get support from others?Then I am so handsome that I am beyond redemption, and it is hard to get over it, so why does no one believe me!
Keiko Yamada seemed to see Ling Chen's anxiety, and smiled sweetly at these people: "Don't worry, if we are liars, you can call the police to arrest us, besides, we just let All the students are just asking questions, and there is no loss of any interests of the students at all!"

Hearing these words, these few people all felt that it made sense, and some male companions believed it even more when they saw that Keiko Yamada was so delicate.

One of the boys wearing glasses raised his hand and said, "I'll come first. Excuse me, what's the difference between thirst and hunger?"

When the question fell, many onlookers found it a bit interesting, and each of them was thinking about the answer in their minds.

Ling Chen pinched his chin with his fingers, pondered for a moment, then smiled shyly: "As far as I'm concerned, the difference between thirst and hunger lies in where you put the cucumber."

As soon as these words came out, many boys held back a mouthful of smiles, while some girls blushed pretty, full of reproaches.

"I will give you 101 points for this answer, and the extra 1 point is admiration for the old driver's invisible driving!" The boy wearing glasses took the colorful lollipop from Keiko Yamada and cupped his fists in admiration.

Ling Chen coughed dryly, didn't say anything, just looked up at the sky, lamenting how lonely Wudi was.

There was a boy wearing glasses leading the question, and another short boy asked, "My girlfriend always says I have a low EQ, what should I do?"

Ling Chen turned his eyes to look at the other party, and couldn't help but feel a little bit confused. Damn, why does this kind of post-modern person have a girlfriend?

Of course, even though he was sad, Ling Chen didn't hesitate too much. He thought about a video he had seen before, and replied: "If you feel that your EQ is too low, I can give you some guidance. Be your girlfriend." Here are a few top tips to keep in mind when shopping for clothes asks you certain questions.

Don't say 'you're too dark for this foundation', say 'you look dark with this foundation'.

Don't say 'Your legs are too bad to wear these pants', say 'Your legs look bad in these pants'.

Don't say 'You're too fat to wear this dress', say 'You look a bit bloated in this dress'.

Remember, you must shift the responsibility to the clothes and cosmetics, and she must be perfect. "

After the words fell, the onlookers looked at each other, and immediately applauded, giving Ling Chen a thumbs up for his answer.

The short boy also bowed his hands, and finally found a way to improve his emotional intelligence.

At this moment, a voice suddenly sounded from the crowd.

"Student, why do boys prefer young women?"