Bring the system to pretend

Zuo Mo died, but he also left behind an antidote to wake up Ed. Although the ending was a bit sad, the final result was still beautiful.

There is no real distinction between good and evil in the world, but the one that does not violate the moral bottom line becomes the so-called good.

After the matter was settled, Ling Chen didn't stay at Ai's house, chatted with Ai Chenglong again, and returned directly to Jinling University.

As soon as he walked to the door of bedroom 517, several voices from inside made Ling Chen speechless.

I saw the boss of my roommate looking at the screen of the mobile phone, shouting like going to the market: "Ten suggestions for young people, first, don't buy 16G mobile phones to save money. Second, don't make any decisions at night. Third , Always keep 30% of the mystery. Fourth, when you don’t know what to say, don’t say it. Fifth, you have to work hard to look effortless. Sixth, don’t make up, you will Repeat the same mistakes. Seventh, don’t take being uneducated as having aura. Eighth, you can be poor in a relationship, but you can’t get married. Ninth, you can succeed only by watching "Pretend to be a force with the system". Tenth, you must keep in mind the ninth rule , the first eight are useless!"

The second roommate looked at the computer, choked up and said, "I want to cry so much. Every time I see those female anchors, I miss my girlfriend so much. I don't know if he has eaten or not, whether he is tired from work or not. Not happy, where do you live, how old are you? What's your name?"

Looking at the third child again, I saw him holding a book and chanting a poem: "Ah~ The Yiren peeled the banana skin, untied it everywhere with his slender hands, and gently sent it to the side of your lips, opened by the bright teeth. Pushing anxiously, choking on food and not being angry, confused and angry asking, little girl endures every night, now husband knows the disadvantages, after hearing about it, lovesickness for a long time, shame is hard to move."

Ling Chen: "..."

Hey, Yao Erling, did you give those three patients an extra bottle of testosterone last time?
"Ouch, the fourth child is back, hurry up, a day full of love has begun again, let's watch the tearful scene together." Seeing Ling Chen, the three roommates immediately shouted.

"The other party rejected your single dog's spiritual food, kicked over your dog's bowl, hammered your dog's head with his fist and messed up your dog's kennel, and glanced at your dog's face when he left, by the way Closed your dog door, then felt uneasy, ran back and opened your dog door, kicked you, and walked away!"

"It's super clear, are you sure you don't want to watch it?"

"Milk and dry food make the love longer, and I am willing to make concessions for the majority of women."

Three people: "..."

Despicable enough, shameless enough, sinister enough, dirty enough, but I like it!

"Fuck, you guys are kidding me, it's clearly in standard definition." Ling Chen took a closer look and was immediately speechless.

"Uneducated!" The boss turned his face and scolded Ling Chen, put his hands together, and said lightly: "There is no code in my heart, so it is naturally super clear!"

"666!" Ling Chen was speechless.

"In this situation, I want to recite a poem." Staring at the screen, the third child suddenly picked up the book, using his finger as a sword, and said frankly: "As long as you let it go, Leshax will let it go. If you can shout, there will be a million-dollar luxury car immediately!"

"Pfft!" Ling Chen spat out the mouthful of mineral water he just drank.

"Can you be more serious?"

The third child shook his brows: "Ahem, I am indeed a decent person, but occasionally I am not serious..."

"To be honest, I have been single until now, and I feel so helpless. Five years ago, my criteria for choosing a spouse was: beautiful, good-looking. Three years ago, my criteria for choosing a spouse was: pretty. One year ago, my criteria for choosing a spouse was: female. What the hell? , I don’t dare to think about it any more.” The second child took a bite of the banana and sighed for a while.

"I think in the past, it was the master who didn't need to rest eight times a night. Now, I can't say that I pinch it with my hands once in three months."

The boss patted the second child on the shoulder: "I think back then, when I was proud and strong, I pissed against the wind casually. Now, I am caught by an evil spirit, and I urinate against the wind."

The third child patted the boss and the second child on the shoulders: "A boxer punches 5 times a second, a cheetah runs 40 meters a second, a hummingbird vibrates its wings 10 times a second, light travels 30 kilometers a second, so... Don't underestimate it for a second!"

"Fuck your sister!" The boss and the second child scolded with a grin.

After finishing speaking, the two looked at Ling Chen together, and seeing Ling Chen's goosebumps spread all over his body.

"Look at me, I'm very serious, I only do four things a day, three meals a day!"

The three looked at each other and gave a thumbs up: "Li (you) Shi (is) Zhen (real) skin!"

After watching the short video again, accompanied by a trembling, the picture in front of him was already dull.

When he was bored, Ling Chen took out his mobile phone and looked at the book review section of "Pretending to be Forceful with the System".

It was discovered that the author posted a new post 5 minutes ago, and the number of people who replied has exceeded 10.

The curious Ling Chen couldn't hold back, and immediately clicked into the post.

Book review No. 30 Handsome Broken Finger: In a bad mood, I went to a five-star restaurant for dinner, ordered eight dishes, and specially ordered a big lobster. I made a bottle of [-]-year-old Moutai by myself, and drank two bowls of shark fin. full.

Once I took out the money, it broke and I didn’t bring my wallet, what should I do?
I had no choice but to call my brother in the Public Security Bureau and tell him to bring the money.

The brother came quickly with a few men, fully armed, and handcuffed me when he came in. He explained to the audience that he had been following him for a long time, and finally put a black bag on my head.

Both the manager and the waiter were terrified and hid away, for fear of getting involved with me.

After getting into the police car, the brother said helplessly: I have no money, so I can only help you like this!
The brotherhood is really touching, and I silently assumed this friendship.

After a few days, I felt unhappy, so I found another hotel and ordered a table of good wine and good food. I ate so much, my belly swelled, and I got dizzy from drinking.

I found that I forgot my wallet again, so I called my brother in the hospital, who works as a doctor in the emergency center, and asked him to send some money.

He asked me to lie on the table and wait with my stomach covered, and I'll be there soon.

After a while, my brother came in a white coat and sat at 120. He rolled my eyelids and said it seemed like food poisoning.

They put a hanging bottle on me, and the commander carried me to the ambulance on a stretcher. They made two bags of food and the remaining half bottle of wine, and said that they would take samples for testing.

The boss stuffed 1000 yuan into my pocket, saying it was medical expenses, and he couldn't do without it, so he wouldn't accompany me to the hospital.

After getting in the car, my brother pulled out the bottle, saying that I was pretending to be pretty, and there was nothing I could do about it. I packed a bag and went home and continued to drink if I didn’t drink well. I won’t be with you on duty!
Brother, this is still a brother!
A few days ago, I was depressed again. I went to a hotel and ordered a table of hard dishes. After eating and drinking enough, I found that I didn’t have enough money, so I called my brother who worked in the power supply company.

After he answered the phone, he told me: Take your bag and sit still. I will count down to 10, and you will walk out immediately.

As soon as I finished counting, the entire street suddenly lost power, and it was pitch black, so I rushed out quickly.

My brother picked me up in an electric emergency vehicle, pointed to a group of electricians who were working under the transformer, and told me: I don’t have any money either. Now that the Eight Rules are so strict, I only have this little privilege!
I was so excited that tears welled up in my eyes. No matter what industry, it’s great to have more brothers!
Such a long comment made Ling Chen laugh, and the comments made by book friends later on were even more funny.

The first floor (Nanke): I am 3 years old and I am studying at the world's No. 5 special forces school. At the age of 6, he studied in the Department of Psychology of the world's number one university. At the age of 8, he joined the strongest flame commando team in the world. At the age of 10, he broke through the world's intelligence systems, obtained 9 top-secret documents, and shattered the world war conspiracy. At the age of 3000, he went to the tropical rainforest to perform a mission and successfully rescued 10 hostages. At the age of 11, he was nominated for the Nobel Peace Prize. At the age of 1, he participated in the presidential election and lost by 12 vote. At the age of 13, he was invited by ten foreign presidents to return to the Flame Commando. At the age of 20, he was nominated as the most influential person in the world. At the age of [-], I gave up my life's honor to watch you foolishly here.

The second floor (doesn't matter): Is your brother gay?lend me one!
The third floor (little fans of severed fingers): Why do you say severed fingers, he just got out of the hospital and hasn't had a good rest yet, don't bully him, come on, let's scold him together!

.........

"The readers of this book are invincible!" Ling Chen, who laughed for a long time, took a long time to recover, and silently liked these comments.

Looking at the book review section again, Ling Chen put away his phone, chatted with a few roommates about the recent leisure and trivial matters, then hummed a little song, and turned back to Villa A.

"You ask me how much banknotes I have, whether my background is good, my heart will not change, my love will not change, and the passbook represents my heart... You ask me how deep my wallet is, just how much I love me, you come and touch it As soon as I touched you, I checked my pockets, and you would have already emptied them."