Bring the system to pretend

Luo Lishang didn't react at first, but after seeing Ling Chen's malicious smile, he realized that he had said something wrong, and his face flushed with shame.

"You bastard!"

"Please don't insult me, I'm actually a hooligan!"

Luo Lishang: "..."

Looking at the posture of Luo Lishang's little daughter, Ling Chen was both amused and amused: "It should be lunch time, why are you still here? Could it be that you are waiting for me because I didn't arrive?"

"Who's going to wait for you? It's not because of my vampire manager..." Luo Lishang rolled his eyes, his face full of grievances.

"Well, what's the matter? Is there anything unhappy? Tell me to make me happy!"

"you……"

"Hahaha, just kidding, kidding, if you say it seriously, I won't listen anyway."

"..." Luo Lishang really wanted to throw this schadenfreude, Ling Chen, into the trash can.

Seeing Luo Lishang's pretty face turned pale with anger, Ling Chen quickly stopped laughing and asked seriously: "What happened?"

Luo Lishang pouted and did not speak, his expression was like that of an angry little daughter-in-law.

Ling Chen touched his nose, his face full of embarrassment: "Well, the weather is very nice today, let me test you with a question.

The fisherman caught a mermaid, thought about it but let her go, what do you think is the reason?
A: He doesn't like seafood; C: It's too slippery to handle; D: The mermaid is not beautiful; E: The fisherman is very kind. "

Luo Lishang blinked, and asked cutely, "Where did option B go?"

"No B!"

"Why no B?"

"The answer is no B!"

"The answer is no B?" Luo Lishang looked confused, but suddenly, she seemed to know something, and her whole face turned red to the extreme.

"You...why are you so wretched!"

"What is obscenity, it's obviously embarrassing, please correct your wording!"

Luo Lishang: "..."

Well... so shameless!
"Okay, okay, I'm here to ease the atmosphere, now tell me what happened just now, I promise I can help you!" Ling Chen swung his bangs and patted his chest for assurance.

"I don't believe it, what can you do for me with a flowing bamboo pole?"

"Hey, it's another person who doubts this young master's strength." Ling Chen's eyes twitched, and he glanced around, his eyes fell on the pen in front of Luo Lishang.

"Believe it or not, I can float out of thin air with this pen?"

Luo Lishang was taken aback, touched Ling Chen's forehead, and said to himself, "I don't have a fever!"

"..."

Ling Chen's heart stopped, and he said speechlessly: "Hey, hey, I'm really not joking this time."

"Oh." Luo Lishang gave Ling Chen a blank look, showing an expression of 'I don't want to talk to you'.

"I'm a llama!" Ten thousand alpacas galloped past Ling Chen's heart.

Damn, if I don't show you the real skills, it seems that you don't know my brother Chen's majesty.

Gaffer, turn on the lights!

Photographer, it doesn't matter how you shoot, as long as you make me look handsome!
Tuner, hurry up and get the microphone of Laozi!

With the departments in place, the real technology is about to begin.

Ling-style technical performance, countdown, 3, 2, 1... show—time!

Taking a deep breath, under Luo Lishang's white eyes, the mental power in Ling Chen's mind suddenly exploded, and an invisible force instantly gathered on the pen under Ling Chen's command.

"Get up!" Ling Chen pretended to shout, and in an instant, this pen was suspended in the air.

"My God!" At first Luo Lishang thought that Ling Chen was trying to figure things out, but when she really glanced over, she realized how naive she was.

A pen, without anyone holding it, without anything to support it, actually floated up out of thin air in front of him.

Is this magic?

Or are you in a dream?

Or, is it because the young man in front of him has divine power?
Seeing Luo Lishang's stunned expression, Ling Chen raised his eyebrows and asked with a smile, "How is it? Are you shocked?"

Luo Lishang didn't speak, but circled around Ling Chen, then bit Ling Chen's finger.

"Fuck, are you hungry?" Ling Chen pulled his finger out of Luo Lishang's mouth, blew and screamed, and looked at Luo Lishang with speechless eyes.

"I've heard people say that when you're dreaming, if you bite yourself and it hurts, you'll know it's not a dream." Luo Lishang grinned.

Ling Chen: "..."

Wo Ri ate a big watermelon, what kind of logic is this, even if you want to know if you are in a dream, why should you bite yourself!

Seeing Ling Chen flicking his fingers non-stop, Luo Lishang patted his head in embarrassment: "Does it still hurt?"

"Nonsense, let me try it with a bite." Ling Chen blew on his red fingers, speechless.

As soon as the words fell, a green finger reached Ling Chen's mouth.

Ling Chen was taken aback, turned his head to look, and found that Luo Lishang's eyes were dodging, and he was biting his lip as if preparing to endure the next pain.

"That...you bite!"

Ling Chen froze, staring at Luo Lishang for a long time, a smile suddenly appeared on his face.

"It's really a simple girl who took her finger away and made me feel so stingy."

"You stopped biting?" Luo Lishang looked at Ling Chen in astonishment, not understanding his inner thoughts.

"Stop biting, such a beautiful finger, it's not in line with my rogue way to bite it down, so I decided... to bite it in another place." Ling Chen shook his head, straightened his body, said solemnly, and then looked Has been sweeping back and forth on Luo Lishang's body, extremely wretched.

"You...pervert!" Luo Lishang's pretty face turned red again, and she quickly clasped her hands on her chest, as if guarding against a pervert who was about to move.

"What are you thinking about? I'm not that kind of person, really!" Ling Chen's forehead darkened, and then with a smirk, he approached Luo Lishang step by step.

"You, you, you...don't mess around, I, I, I... I know martial arts!" Luo Lishang was so frightened by Ling Chen's smile, she backed up while waving her powder fist, and shouted coquettishly .

Ling Chen licked his tongue, unmoved at all.

"Come on, hit my chest with your little fist!"

Seeing Ling Chen who was getting closer and closer to him, Luo Lishang was really frightened this time, and desperately backed away, completely ignoring the smooth floor behind him that had just been mopped.

One step... two steps... Just as the third step fell, Luo Lishang slipped and leaned back.

Studies have shown that when encountering danger again, a woman's instinctive reaction is to scream, and Luo Lishang is no exception.

"what!"

With a scream, Luo Lishang couldn't control his whole body and wanted to fall to the ground.

Just when Luo Lishang felt that he was about to fall to the ground, his body fell into a pair of extremely secure hands.

At the same time, a smirk suddenly appeared in her eyes.

This smiling face was not set off by the golden armor and holy clothes, nor was it rendered by seven-color clouds, but it was like a dream, frozen in her eyes and became eternal.

It was a... sailing on lonely wings, but still facing the world with a smile!