Bring the system to pretend

In the following campus concert, everyone lost interest in listening to Zhang Zixin's singing. Everyone's eyes were fixed on a young man, who they felt was the most admired person in their life.

Because, except for this young man, no one can make them feel the heart that glows, cools down, and watches the stars.

"Ding dong! Congratulations to the host for pretending to be a prankster who spends money on cigarettes and alcohol. You will be rewarded with 3500 pretense points. PS: Without pretense, flowers will not bloom. Without pretense, birds will not sing. Today's host pretended Forced, the system can only be watched from a distance but not played with.

Other pretenders are in front of the host, just like fireflies are to the moonlight, creeks are to the sea, cockroaches are to eagles, and dust is to the desert. Cock fly! "

"Although labor and management don't understand what you're boasting about, it's because of your hard work. Author, reward me with a drumstick, so I don't need to poison you this time."

"I know you. You are the young man who fell into the cesspit for three hours and was salvaged. Not only was he fine, but he also laughed, wiped his mouth and hiccupped while running."

Ling Chen: "..."

Is the author there?Give me the unused rat poison yesterday!
Ignoring the system, which is a motorless complaint, Ling Chen waved to everyone, and under the adoring eyes of everyone, he and his roommates slowly left the gymnasium.

As soon as Ling Chen left, the entire gym erupted into discussions.

"Does anyone know what Ling's full name is? The piano he played just now is so beautiful, I must show it to my best friend."

"Hahaha, I took all the pictures just now with my mobile phone. Our Jinling University is going to be in a trance, and the boys have won the game, oh yeah!"

"I'm so angry. If I knew about it, I would have asked him for his contact information. He looks so handsome. He really looks like my future boyfriend."

"Student, wake up, you are a man."

.........

There was a lot of noise in the huge gymnasium, and everyone was discussing Ling Chen's performance just now. As for Zhang Zixin, few people mentioned her, which shows how outstanding Ling Chen's previous performance was.

"Xiaoying, help me look up that person's information." Staring at Ling Chen's back, Zhang Zixin thought for a moment, then said in a deep voice to the blank space on the right.

"Understood!" After saying that, the air on Zhang Zixin's right shook for a while, and then calmed down again. From the beginning to the end, there was no abnormality at all.

.........

At four o'clock in the afternoon, on a certain cobblestone road of Jinling University, four figures were holding a bottle of Sprite each, looking quite chivalrous.

"Fourth, you are completely popular in school today, please ask the god of pretense to teach me the skills of pretense and make me a king of pretense!" The boss poured a mouthful of Sprite into his mouth, looked at Ling Chen's eyes were full of fire.

"I also want to pass it on to you, but unfortunately..."

"What a pity?"

"It's a pity that you are not handsome enough to reach my level!"

Boss: "..."

"Boss, don't be so negative." The second child and the third child patted the boss on the shoulder and said meaningfully: "Although you look ugly, you think you are beautiful!"

"Peat!" The boss's forehead was covered with black lines, and he wished he could kill these two bastards with a sprite.

"But let's not say, Lao Si is really popular. Now the whole post bar of Jinling University is reposting the tune that Lao Si played in the gymnasium. Zhang Zixin's song 'Hua Fei Hua', which dominates the school's top ranking, has now been played by Lao Si. The melody has been written down." The second child glanced at Ling Chen and sighed.

The third child sighed: "It's more than that, other schools are also reposting the tunes played by the fourth child one after another. My classmates' circle of friends is almost maxed out. The boys all want to ask the fourth child to ask for help, and the girls all want to find the tunes played by the fourth child." The fourth child gave birth to monkeys."

"Is it that exaggerated?" Seeing the two people's faces filled with admiration, Ling Chen was skeptical.

"Wow, you're acting a bit too aggressive, Nuo, go and see Jinling University's post, and see how popular you really are." The boss turned on the phone and handed it to Ling Chen.

Ling Chen took a look and couldn't help being dumbfounded.

There are more than 9 posts updated today, of which more than [-] are about myself.

Dazed for a moment, Ling Chen was curious and clicked on a random post, wanting to see what everyone said.

Landlord (Laizai is not Mosaic): Let’s not talk about anything else, the melody of this tune is really poisonous, and even saved my life, I’m really grateful.

Before that, I went to the king for four consecutive days and nights, and then I fell to the ground and died suddenly.

Just when my body was about to be pushed into the cremation box and ready to be cremated, the crematorium staff’s mobile phone rang. It was this very poisonous song. I seemed to feel the call from the world, and my fingers couldn’t help following it. The rhythm moved, and then my head moved, and after a while my whole body moved.

In the next second, I jumped up and yelled along to the tune: av8d, I'm busy, I'm so crazy!
The staff member was stunned by me on the spot, so I went over to get him up immediately: You are paralyzed when you sleep, wake up!

It is said that the entire crematorium frightened all the employees into unconsciousness, and even the army was dispatched. It was very exciting to think about it.

The first floor (Wuxian): I listened to this tune, I just think there is something wrong with your ears, it sounds so good, it's obviously very good!

The second floor (Shui Yihan): The 40-meter sword has been pulled out. It turns out that the second floor is a friendly army, and it was killed by mistake. But since it has been pulled out, it is better to stab it twice before taking it back.

Third floor (Xia Xinran): @First floor, I'll go to your mother...can you clean up the house for him?
The fourth floor (raccoon raccoon): @First floor, spicy chicken... Do you want to eat it?How about I serve you a plate of braised chicken?
Fifth floor (divine master): @First floor, my backhand is... I brushed your hair and gave you a thumbs up.

.........

"Everyone in TM is talented!" Looking at these comments, Ling Chen almost spit out a mouthful of Sprite.

Seeing that Ling Chen was out of breath from laughing, the boss and the others all smiled helplessly: "Now you know how hot you are?"

Ling Chen waved his hand, looked at the sky and said with emotion: "Don't think I'm great, before that, I was just a person who was shot to death by reality on the beach named Dream, and the pupils of the dying eyes were printed with other people who failed to grab the beach. Just people."

Three people: "..."

Your serious and pretentious appearance caught us off guard.

Just as they were about to say something, they saw Ling Chen's gaze not far away. The three of them followed his gaze and saw a beautiful figure slowly walking over.

After seeing Liang Ying's face clearly, the three of them shook their heads.

"Let's go, let's go, we single dogs are going to be abused again."

"Is there any dog ​​food in the dormitory? I'm a little hungry today!"

"It seems to be gone, but I just saw a good dog food, let's go and buy it together."

.........

Saying that, regardless of Ling Chen's bewildered expression, the three of them sighed and walked towards the back street of the school.

"Student Ling, good afternoon, why did your roommates leave?" Ji Wenxuan, who was wearing a miniskirt, was holding a book with a puzzled look on her pretty face.

"They were crazy for too long last night, lost too much protein, and couldn't keep up with nutrition, so they went to buy supplements." Ling Chen spread his hands and said helplessly.

"Lost protein? What the hell did they do? Is it serious?"

"It's not serious, they have it a few times a week, don't worry." Ling Chen waved his hand, but secretly sighed at Ji Wenxuan's purity in his heart.

"That's good." Ji Wenxuan breathed a sigh of relief, then stared at Ling Chen again, and asked with some embarrassment: "Is Ling Chen free this afternoon? I want to buy a laptop, but I don't know the price of a computer. So can I trouble you to accompany me?"

Ling Chen was taken aback, let him accompany him to buy a computer?

No, things are not that simple, even if buying a computer, Ji Wenxuan can have her roommates accompany her, so she doesn't have to look for herself at all.

From this point of view, there is only one truth, that is, Ji Wenxuan wanted to borrow the matter of buying a computer to ask herself out, and something happened by the way.

That's right, it must be like this, alas, there is no way, it's not good to be too handsome and cool alone.

After secretly boasting, Ling Chen nodded: "No problem, I happen to have time."

"That's great, let's go, the No. 6 bus has just arrived, let's hurry there!" Ji Wenxuan showed a sweet smile, pulled Ling Chen up and ran towards the school gate.

Feeling the softness in Xiaohua's hand, Ling Chen almost cried out, looking at it like this, a fierce battle is inevitable today.

Oh ~
Happiness comes too fast like a tornado, I have nowhere to hide with the condom in my hand...