Bring the system to pretend

At [-] o'clock in the morning the next day, a busy pedestrian street in the eastern district of Jinling City.

At this time, the two figures were walking in the devil's footsteps, their sneaky eyes had been darting around the beautiful woman on the street, and their aggressive posture... Oh, Xie Te!
These two people are Ling Chen and his roommate boss. Today is the weekend and there is no class. Originally, Ling Chen wanted to take a good rest in Villa A, but unexpectedly the roommate boss said that if a man wants to live a good life, he must open his heart Only when the body and mind are relaxed and the protein is fully vented, can more protein be created (in fact, it is to see beautiful women)!
Upon hearing this, Ling Chen's first reaction was to reject it very much.

why?

His meow is handsome, handsome, cool, suave, elegant, talented, young and rich, and he is also one of the top ten outstanding young people in the country. What if he goes out and makes his girl dizzy?
Perseveringly, the boss cried and begged himself, boasted that he was handsome, and said that he would commit suicide by jumping off the building if he didn't go, so he had no choice but to go.

Alas, I know that I am handsome, but now it seems that I am a bit too handsome, blame me, blame me, I will definitely write a self-criticism later, and reflect on why I am so handsome.

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"Fourth brother, the place I brought you here is not bad, there are so many white beauties, it's much better than the conservative place in school!" The boss coughed dryly at Ling Chen while swallowing his saliva and scanning the charming girls passing by. .

"Boss, your lust is getting bigger and bigger now, and I don't know how many pure little sisters have encountered your salty pig hands and stuck on your cow dung after graduation." Ling Chen looked at the boss's lewd eyes. He squinted, with a helpless expression on his mouth.

When I was a freshman, my boss never peeped at Gu Liang's skirt when he was in school. If it wasn't for him, who is known as a flower crushing a begonia, who was nicknamed the omnipotent little flying dragon, the embodiment of handsomeness and wisdom, The combination of narrow sense and benevolence, the young handsome Guo Ling Chen also served as his wingman, probably now he can only sit in a wheelchair and watch the sun on the balcony.

The boss straightened his waist, and said solemnly: "This statement is wrong. I am making a contribution to the next generation of the motherland. You also know that girls nowadays are either fat or thick-backed, and some have missing corners. He is even more cold and arrogant, a slight smile is a horror, and a crying child can stop crying at a glance.

So, if we don't mess with flowers and grass now, we will be pulled out in the future. As the saying goes, there must be a way for a car to reach the mountain, and I can't stop if there is a way. Give me a woman, and I can create a People, give me a bottle of wine, I can lead them to conquer the world! "

Ling Chen: "."

To be able to speak so clearly and refinedly from the girl who came out to see it, I usually read the Xinhua dictionary a lot!

"It's all fun, but remember, men are self-improving, and the traditional craftsmanship of our Chinese culture cannot be lost!"

The boss clasped his hands together: "Amitabha, how did this poor monk come here for the first time, just want to turn into a girl, there is a girl at eight o'clock who is calling my young heart, for the great cause of the motherland, for the peace of the world, I can only sacrifice my appearance, Go into the wolf's den, fourth child, play with yourself first, I will come as soon as I go!"

After finishing speaking, the boss didn't turn his head back, and ran towards the other side like a hungry wolf. The speed was like a bright moon, and the shuttle was like an arrow. Damn, why didn't the men's 1000-meter test be so fast.

"Hey, can't there be more pure friendship between people?" Ling Chen shook his head, ignoring this crazy girl-picker, walking slowly on the road, looking at the short skirt straps coming and going.

Before he had gone a few steps, a seductively dressed girl with a peaked cap came towards him in a panic.

At this moment, Ling Chen was looking at the beautiful women with interest, so he didn't notice the front, the next second, the two of them were close to each other, and directly collided, like sparks hitting the earth, unstoppable.

The sudden impact made Ling Chen startled, and when he lowered his head, he saw a beautiful and pretty face slowly appearing, which is beyond words.

Emma, ​​throw yourself into the arms of a beautiful woman?

"I think back then I was suave and suave. The first time I turned around I was Bai Meisheng, the second time I turned back I exchanged gold needles, and the third time I wanted to come true, tell me quickly, why am I so good?"

Ling Chen sighed, and immediately asked: "Gu Liang, are you alright?"

"No...it's nothing." The alluring girl shook her head, and suddenly seemed to remember something, and said in a low-key manner: "Handsome guy, someone wants to arrest me and sell me back, can you protect me?"

Saying that, the alluring girl hugged Ling Chen and looked at him with watery eyes, she was so pitiful.

"Hey, No—problem: no problem!" Ling Chen snapped his fingers and hugged the alluring girl into his arms on the spot.

It doesn't matter whether you sell yourself or not, if you don't take advantage of it, you're a bastard.

Being hugged by Ling Chen, a trace of disgust flashed in the eyes of the alluring girl, but because of the group of people behind her, she could only bear it.

"Handsome guy, you must protect me well, they will come soon."

"Guliang, I can't do anything, but I will protect people. Come on, go to a place with me, and I will protect you deeply."

"Come here, Missy is here!" Before Ling Chen finished speaking, a group of men in black rushed over.

With that momentum, that number of people, Ling Chen only felt that a sip of water per person could directly drown him.

Seeing this group of people rushing over, annoyance flashed across the attractive girl's face, she rolled her eyes, pretended to be scared, and said pitifully to Ling Chen: "Handsome brother, I'm so scared, what should I do? "

Looking at the group of people rushing towards him, and at the frightened look of the alluring girl, Ling Chen only felt a huge sense of protection arise spontaneously. Under the urging of this sense of protection, he threw ... and hid aside!
"Mushroom cool, I'm actually really scared too."