Bring the system to pretend

Mist Forest, inner circle.

At this moment, under a tree, Chu Yun was puffing up, obviously sulking.

Ling Chen next to him looked embarrassed, rolled his eyes, and changed the subject: "Chu Yun, let me tell you a joke, it's super funny, in the past... hahaha, wait a minute, wait a minute, from... Hahaha, Emma, ​​it's time for a laugh, huh, slowly, once upon a time, there was a... poof, hahaha, no, no, the snot is all coming out, I'll wipe it off.

Okay, I'm going to say it, from... Hahaha, no, let's talk about it next time, I laughed so hard that my newly sewn lips split again, oh..."

On the other hand, Chu Yun looked at Ling Chen with an indifferent expression, as if she was looking at an idiot.

"This isn't funny? It's okay, I'll tell you another one!" Seeing this, Ling Chen was not discouraged at all, and spoke again.

"Once upon a time, there was a demon king who captured the princess. On this day, he came to the place where the princess was imprisoned, showing a hungry smile.

Demon King: You can break your throat, no one will come to save you
Princess: Broken Throat!Broken throat!

Nobody: Princess, I'm here to save you!

Demon King: Say Cao Cao, Cao Cao is here.

Cao Cao: Demon King...why did you call me?

Demon King: Oh shit, hell!
Ghost: Keke, it was still discovered.

Or: nonsense, who found me?
Who: None of my business...

Demon King: Oh my God!
Day: Who called me?
Who: I didn't call you!
No: wool, I was just diving.

Yarn: Yes, I'm next door to you.

Me: Liar, I'm next to him.

he:……

([-] words omitted here)

It is said that since then, the Demon King has suffered from schizophrenia..."

After finishing speaking, Ling Chen looked at Chu Yun expectantly, and asked, "How is it, isn't this a good joke?"

Chu Yun still had an indifferent expression.

Ling Chen asked Qing Tian speechlessly, it was over, probably Chu Yun was really angry.

What to do now?

Do I have to sacrifice my handsome face to beg his forgiveness?

No, if she is so attracted by my handsome face and can't help but rape me, then wouldn't I be chaste?

Well, this is possible, after all, the last time Ben was walking by the side of the road, someone handed out leaflets to me, proving that this young marshal is so embarrassing all the time.

Reader (Mo Zimo): Doctor, there is no need for treatment, just drag it on, it's over.

"Puchi~" Just as Ling Chen was thinking deeply, Chu Yun suddenly laughed.

Ling Chen was speechless, big sister, your reflex arc is really long enough!

"Ling Chen, the look on your unlovable expression just now is so funny, give me another one."

"..." Ling Chen almost spat out a mouthful of old blood, the expression on his unlovable expression is so funny?

"Chu Yun, you are basing your happiness on my pain. I am an aspiring young man with ideals and aspirations. I will not do such things that involve the bottom line of my personality!"

"If Mengmeng finds out that she is asleep and you steal her biscuits, if..."

"Wait, helping others is an excellent virtue of the Chinese people. We can't forget our traditional Chinese culture. We should implement this culture on everyone!"

"speak English!"

"I'm very good at expressing nothing to love, but I recommend you to watch the emoticons of dying, half-dead, and hating Huangquan. Recently, I also launched a disheveled emoticon package. The first customer to try can dial 8. 8% off!"

Chu Yun: "..."

Seeing Chu Yun roll his eyes, Ling Chen knew that the other party must have lost his anger, paused, and suggested: "Chu Yun, actually you need to lose weight, just now when I hugged you, I always felt like I was hugged with a needle pig."

"Pig, you big-headed ghost, you are the pig!"

"Who does the pig say?"

"The pig said you!" Chu Yun pouted and shouted angrily.

"Well, the pig is indeed talking about me, not bad, not bad, quite self-aware."

"Ling Chen, you bastard, if I don't beat you to death today, my surname will not be Chu!" Chu Yun blushed after realizing it, and brandished her powder fist, hitting Ling Chen directly.

While dodging, Ling Chen flirted and said, "Isn't your surname Chu? That's okay, follow me as Mrs. Ling or Mrs. Ling. If you don't like it, then call me the Ling family bitch!"

"You... If you roll non-stop, I will be considered..."

"Even if you die, you have to have my surname. Oh ~ Chu Yun, I didn't expect you to love me so much. Let's not talk about it. You asked me how much I love you. The household registration book represents my heart."

"Ahhh, I'm going to beat you stupid!"

"Come on, Chu Yun, beat my chest with your one-inch fist, a little more strength, a little more love from my husband!"

Chu Yun was so angry that she burst into tears, and suddenly cried, "Wooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooow...you bully me!"

"Hey, hey, don't cry, as soon as you cry, I want to laugh!"

"You... woo woo woo!"

"Okay, okay, I was wrong, I was wrong!"

"What's wrong?"

"Yeah, where did I go wrong?"

"..."

Chu Yun was almost pissed to death by that bastard Ling Chen.

"I won't tell you anymore, get up quickly if you have nothing to do, the task has not been completed yet!"

Ling Chen smiled awkwardly, got up hastily, and looked around.

In this area, there is no Deadpool, and there is no Evil Needle Grass. Everything looks so normal, even the wind blowing over is so calm.

But for some reason, Ling Chen always felt that something was wrong.

Because, there are no insects or birds in this place, and there is no shadow of any small animals. It is too quiet, even a little scary.

Taking a deep breath, Ling Chen reminded: "Chu Yun, stay by my side, don't leave me one meter away, this place is very strange."

Anyone who has watched adventures knows that in such a very quiet place, there must be an extremely terrifying monster, and only in this way can other creatures be dispersed with coercion.

As soon as Ling Chen said this, Chu Yun subconsciously held the magic wand tightly in her hand, and put her whole body on guard.

Ling Chen's narcissistic and boastful words are probably false, but if the words are dangerous, his words are probably true.

The two of them walked cautiously in this area, carefully checking the surrounding situation after taking a few steps, and if danger came out, they would immediately run away.

After walking a few steps, Ling Chen suddenly stopped, as if thinking of something, he asked: "Chu Yun, you said earlier that the surrounding areas are densely populated with dead servants, and the middle area is densely populated with evil needles, so let's pass now." If you leave Zhongwei, don’t you mean..."

Chu Yun was taken aback for a moment, but she suddenly realized what she was belatedly realizing.

They... came to the inner circle, came to... the area of ​​the final boss!
As soon as the thought came to an end, a gust of cold wind suddenly blew past, and the two of them shivered unconsciously, their hair standing on end.

"Strange, since we have come to the boss's territory, why didn't we see the shadow of the boss?" Chu Yun asked Ling Chen with vigilance.

"I don't know. Looking at the scope of this area, the BOSS should be here. Logically speaking, it is impossible not to see it..." Ling Chen squinted his eyes and glanced around, but suddenly, he only felt something in his head. There was a loud bang, as if thinking of something.

"Difficult...Is it difficult..."

Ling Chen swallowed his saliva, moved his head abruptly, and looked over his head while trembling.

Suddenly, above my head, I saw a self-sufficient monster with the height of ten people and the width of five people clamped on the tall trees, with huge eyes, as if looking at the dessert after dinner.

The head of this monster is a bit like a dragon, but it is flatter than the head of a dragon, and it is closer to a beast. It is a bit like a lion. There are a pair of horns on the top of the head, and dragon scales on the body, four legs and tail, which looks very scary.

The next moment, the monster climbed down from the tree, and wherever it went, the trees broke apart, just like the traces left by a giant python crawling across the grass.

Accompanied by a "boom", the monster fell from the sky, a burst of dust flew up with the wind, and its feet like sharp bayonets pierced the ground directly. The dirt and gravel shot out along the place where the monster passed, creating gullies. tree marks.

After the dust dissipated, the monster shook its body, its huge eyeballs stared evilly at Ling Chen and Chu Yun, and its huge mouth evoked a playful arc...