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"Finally dead!" Looking at the lifeless Panlong Heiqu, Ling Chen's whole body relaxed, collapsed on the ground and did not move.

I thought this task would be impossible, but I didn't expect that I would come up with such an ingenious strategy in a flash of inspiration. Emma felt that her mind could hold an entire earth.

No, it's not just being smart, it's more about being handsome. Without being handsome as a guide, being smart won't be able to play its role.

That's right, that's it. Alas, I heard that the Public Security Bureau has recently started to arrest people. A little handsome will be sentenced to 10 years, a minor handsome will be sentenced to 20 years, a very handsome sentence will be sentenced to 30 years, and a super handsome sentence will be sentenced to 50 years. It is estimated that he will be shot.

Don't say anything, go back and buy a mask to put on your face, otherwise you will be caught and shot by the police.

Guest reader (180＊＊＊80): Whenever a narcissist appears, I can’t control the burning aura in the sword. As a narcissist, may I ask, are you stressed?
"Ling Chen!" Ling Chen had just finished admiring his handsomeness when Chu Yun's shout came from afar.

Hearing this, Ling Chen subconsciously wanted to say 'it's okay', but the little devil in his heart stopped him from doing so.

A master once said that all shameless and thick-skinned people who do not aim at routines are hooligans, so, Chu Yun, please forgive me for my unrestrained and unruly love of routines in my life!

After thinking about it, Ling Chen pretended to spit out a mouthful of blood, and fell to the ground precariously, his limbs twitching non-stop. At first glance, he looked like he had drunk pesticide.

Ling Chen's sudden spurt of blood caused Chu Yun's complexion to change drastically, and he ran over like flying, helped Ling Chen up, and asked tremblingly, "Ling... Ling Chen, you... what's wrong with you?"

"Chu Yun, in order to help you complete the task, I tried my best to defeat that monster, but my internal organs were also smashed by the monster, and my meridian and eight orifices were smashed, and my life is not long.

I am very happy to meet you in this life. I have seen your body... Oh no, I have seen your most beautiful smile and your most gentle greeting. Thank you.

Will I meet you again in my next life?Let go of your pride, like me to the point of going crazy..."

With red eyes, Chu Yun tightly grasped Ling Chen's hand: "Okay...Okay!"

"Then... can you promise me one thing now?"

"You say, no matter what it is, I promise you!"

With exaggerated tears in his eyes, Ling Chen said intermittently angrily: "In the Wenchuan earthquake in 08, she who was buried under the rubble sent me the last message: I can't take it anymore, if I can get out alive, will you marry me?" ?
Ten years have passed, and I have never found a girlfriend again, but do you know that my girlfriend looks a lot like you, you have her smile, her tenderness, and her character, so... ...can you be my girlfriend and give me a kiss before I die? "

"Go to hell, give me a virtual game world!" Chu Yun, who had been extremely moved, suddenly turned dark, and pushed Ling Chen away, black lines spread all over her forehead.

"Oh shit, when did you become so smart, hey hey, don't go, I worked so hard to kill the final boss, you have to comfort me, right?"

"What consolation do you want?"

"Some people say that money can solve 99% of the problems, but they didn't say that more money is needed to solve the remaining 1% of the problems, so...give some money to warm your heart!"

"It's okay to give money, but I'll just ask you, can you resist being beaten?"

Ling Chen: "..."

Seeing Ling Chen's aggrieved face, Chu Yun rolled his eyes at him, and said with some amusement: "Okay, okay, I'll send you a red envelope later as a token of appreciation."

"Ridiculous, this young master is an upright person. He once picked up a penny on the side of the road and handed it over to the police. He is a man of integrity. He never sees money. Don't think that you can humiliate me with red envelopes. Let me tell you... I do!"

Chu Yun: "..."

Author, can I apply to kill the protagonist?

Severed finger: Don't say beating to death, it's too crazy to say it, so let's beat him half to death!
Speechlessly, she glanced at Ling Chen, that bastard. Chu Yun looked at the task list, and after showing that the task had been completed, she directly crushed the city return crystal. Suddenly, a portal suddenly appeared.

"Go away, narcissist!"

"Damn it, what is a narcissist? Is it wrong for me to have such an admirable beauty in my life?"

"narcissism!"

"Damn, you still don't believe me, right? No one speaks within three seconds and I'm a beautiful man, 3, 2, 1, look, it turns out that I am indeed a beautiful man."

"..."

.........

Tianyu, the base of the main human city.

Accompanied by the emergence of a passage door, two figures slowly walked out from the portal.

As soon as the two of them came out, a group of black people immediately surrounded them. Ling Chen was so frightened that he thought Deadpool was coming again.

"Fellow Taoist, can you give me an autograph?"

"Fellow Daoist Wuming, why is your ghost swordsman able to explode at such a terrifying speed?"

"Fellow Daoist Wuming, why did you get stabbed by the evil needle grass before, but nothing happened?"

"Fellow Daoist Unnamed, how did you come up with the idea to lure the final boss to the Evil Needle Grass area? Is it because you read the strategy?"

.........

Countless inquiries erupted from all around, and Ling Chen asked with a confused face and blank eyes.

The corner of Chu Yun's eyes twitched, and she asked back in shock, "You all know what happened to us in the Mist Forest?"

"Of course, you are the first players to break through the forest of mist, and now the whole server is reporting the battle news!" Some players pointed to the huge screen floating above the main human city, which displayed the same as before. The scene of Ling Chen and Chu Yun in the forest of mist.

From the two of them entering the forest of mist to defeating the dragon and black duck, the whole process was played out.

Chu Yun blushed so much that she was about to bleed, so it seems that all the ambiguities between herself and Ling Chen were seen by all the players in the server?
"Don't worry, our faces are different from the one in reality." Perhaps seeing what Chu Yun was thinking, Ling Chen patted her on the shoulder and comforted her with a smile.

Hearing the sound, Chu Yun calmed down.

A player next to him seemed to have noticed something, and asked gossipingly, "Fellow Taoist, is this your girlfriend?"

"No!" Ling Chen shook his head.

The player froze for a moment, then asked in astonishment: "Then this person is your boyfriend?"

Ling Chen: "..."

Brother, my sexual orientation is normal, okay?

Chu Yun next to her also had black lines on her face, and she asked speechlessly, "You...you are not gay, are you?"

"Oh, I hate it. I didn't expect him to hide so deeply that you found out." The player covered his face in embarrassment, then stared at Ling Chen and cast a wink: "Actually, I like men like you the most. ,Can you……"

"I can't!" Before this guy could finish speaking, Ling Chen took a step back with a dark face.

The other male players also took a step back, their faces full of vigilance, deeply afraid that this gay would do something beastly to them.

"Hmph, I hate it, you all discriminate against others, woo woo woo, I'm so sad, I want to go back and tell my boyfriend to let him beat your chest!" Seeing this, the player showed aggrieved expression, and went offline to find My boyfriend went.

Everyone: "..."

The bird is big, and there are all kinds of forests!

Ling Chen and Chu Yun looked at each other, feeling goosebumps all over their bodies, without any hesitation, they went offline and quit the game.

Nothing else, I'm afraid that guy will call a bunch of homosexuals, surround them, and yell: Humph, I'll beat your little breasts!