Bring the system to pretend

"Teacher, I'm done answering." Ling Chen turned his head to look at the teacher, and said lightly.

The teacher didn't speak, as if he was still immersed in the world Ling Chen described.

Ling Chen stretched out his hand and shook it in front of the teacher: "Teacher, did you hear what I said?"

"Ah? Oh, sorry, I was distracted!" The teacher who reacted touched his nose and smiled awkwardly.

Just now Ling Chen's tone was really intriguing, like a person who has experienced 5000 years of baptism, telling his life's glory and loneliness.

"A piece of medical records is actually the same as reciting classical Chinese. Teacher, is he talking nonsense?" Zheng Jiajie cast a glance at Ling Chen on the stage, and questioned the teacher.

"That's right, that's not answering your question. It's obviously a random article to cover things up." Zhu Ping nodded in agreement.

Looking at the silent Ling Chen, and then at the teacher who was pushing the glasses, everyone's hearts were raised. Could it be that what Ling Chen just recited was a fake?
Ling Chen's three roommates all gritted their teeth, and just took an article to perfunctory the matter?You TM have the ability to perfunctory to this level, give it a try!
Ai Xun'er looked at Zheng Jiajie and Zhu Ping with a hint of disgust. The content of Ling Chen's answer was definitely not false, and the two were obviously targeting Ling Chen.

"I hope you two don't judge a gentleman's heart with the heart of a villain. The content of Ling's previous answer is completely true. If you don't believe it, you can find out by searching the Internet." The teacher scanned Zheng Jiajie and Zhu Ping With a glance, he said displeased.

"I declare that you have passed the test this time. I hope you can learn a lot from Ling. Whether it is the medical knowledge he understands or the emotional level when narrating, he is so perfect, a typical learning model!"

"Oh yeah!" As soon as they heard that the test had passed, everyone cheered. Many people gave Ling Chen admiration. Some girls even blushed slightly, their hearts fluttered .

Ling Chen's roommates are so proud, Ling Chen is from 517 dormitory, he is praised by others, and he and others also have face!

Zheng Jiajie and Zhu Ping's expressions turned extremely ugly, this time they were completely humiliated, not only did they not laugh at Ling Chen, they were even severely slapped in the face by Ling Chen.

"Ding dong! Congratulations to the host for pretending to be a pussy with a rich medical culture. You will be rewarded with 500 pretending points. Let's shine, and hope that the host will adhere to the principle of 'being low-key is king, and pretending to be capital', and slowly move forward on the road of stimulating the pretending market and improving the connotation of pretending, and never stop!"

Hearing the notification sound from the system, Ling Chen seemed calm on the surface, but secretly pleased in his heart.

Amitabha, the poor monk has no other intentions when he arrives for the first time, he just wants to pretend to be tough!

The following medical class was completely Ling Chen's stage alone, no matter what the teacher asked him, he could answer it, and he could even come up with more profound ideas than the teacher, medical knowledge can be said to have swept the entire class.

Everyone looked at Ling Chen who was chatting freely on the stage, and their admiration grew even more. If it wasn't for the presence of so many people, some girls would probably pick up Ling Chen on the spot and leave a wonderful memory.

Of course, not everyone thinks so. When the classroom is full of exclamations and reverence, there are always two figures with faces like dead dads...

.........

At eleven o'clock in the morning, Jinling University, on the way to school.

At this moment, the four people in dormitory 517 walked on the footsteps of the devil, talking about obscene matters in a high-sounding manner.

The boss sighed, and said helplessly: "Ask what love is in the world, and it only makes people three-point out and seven-point in, shouting and twitching in unison, and suddenly sighing long, like vomit white dew."

"Ahem, as expected of the boss, his thinking jumping ability is 999, 6 turned over!" The second child coughed dryly, and then said shyly: "Now that I'm talking about this, let me write a poem: Sitting alone in the study and being a wife Don't mention things to outsiders, and change your left hand for your right hand every day, just like remarrying a wife after divorce, one strangled and another strangled, the ribs are numb and the eyes are blurred, dripping on the ground, and the children and grandchildren are turned into mud."

"You two are so dirty and red and purple!" The youngest looked at the two of them contemptuously, then shook his wretched brows, and said righteously: "Speaking of poetry, I can't help but think of this One sentence: The farthest distance in the world is not the ends of the earth, but you and I hug each other naked, you can't see the bottom, I can't reach..."

"Shortness is not the problem, the problem is too short!" Ling Chen patted the third child on the shoulder, jokingly said: "Third child, nothing is difficult in this world, as long as you are willing to give up and live well, there will be new blows every day, if you If you feel that you are living like a dog, you must realize it in time, you know, a dog is not as tired as you."

"Fuck off!" The third child rolled his eyes at Ling Chen, and scolded with a flattering smile, "You know how to feed me poisonous chicken soup every day, don't pretend to be aggressive in front of me, labor and management take the subway worth more than 1000 million yuan to go to work every day , have you seen me showing off my wealth?

I am walking on the provincial road with billions of national investment, am I proud?I have long-term business contacts with large state-owned enterprises such as China Construction, Industry and Commerce, and Agriculture, and I have communication contacts with tens of billions of companies such as China Mobile and China Unicom. Have I said that?I am so awesome, there is no way, I want to keep a low profile, but my strength does not allow it! "

Three people: "..."

It's a real waste of talent not to participate in the pretentious talent show.

The third child touched his nose without blushing, looked at his back, and suddenly said: "Hey, there is a beautiful woman coming towards us from behind!"

"Grass, isn't she just a beautiful woman? What's there to pay attention to? Nowadays, many beautiful women spend all day flirting with men on chat software, flirting with men, and meeting and opening rooms after chatting for a few words. It's not a joke at all Knowing my own self-respect, I only want to say four words to such girls: please contact me!" The boss first scolded the third child with a black face, then licked his lips, and quickly turned his head away.

"You two social scum, you don't think about making progress all day long, you only enjoy the life of the flesh, and your hearts are full of flesh. I hope you can be worthy of your conscience. As a noble person, I can only say four words: please Take me!" The second child cursed loudly, but turned around as fast as flying.

"A bunch of scum, I feel ashamed and resentful for your actions. You are simply not human. As a very dedicated man, I can only say four words: Don't forget me!" Ling Chen was full of indignation, but But he turned around solemnly and looked in front of him.

However, it doesn't matter if you don't look at her, the beautiful woman who walked towards her... turned out to be Ji Wenxuan, the school belle!
Today's Ji Wenxuan is wearing a long blue dress, and she walks swayingly, like a peach blossom blooming in winter, charming and charming.

"Gulu!" The boss and the second child swallowed their saliva, looking like Brother Pig.

Ji Wenxuan is the gentlest of the four school beauties. No matter who talks to her, she will reply with a smile. Today the goddess is close at hand. If you don't drool, you will be sorry for the charm of the goddess.

A gleam flashed in the eyes of the third child, and he knew that Ji Wenxuan should have come to look for the fourth child.

Sure enough, the next second, under the astonished eyes of the eldest and second child, Ji Wenxuan walked up to Ling Chen and asked with a smile: "Student Ling, are you free at noon? Let's have a meal together!"

She invited Ling Chen to dinner for two main purposes, one was to apologize for hitting Ling Chen with a bicycle yesterday, and the other was to thank Ling Chen for helping her become the owner of the bar at the Aishang Bar yesterday.

"Eat?" The boss and the second child looked at each other, and they almost spat out a mouthful of blood.

Jinling University's commoner school belle looking for the fourth child to eat?Viewers, come on, dump me a Tao Te Ching and tell me it's not true!
Ling Chen was also a little surprised, Ji Wenxuan usually would not take the initiative to find boys to have lunch with her, she was the first one.

After a pause, with excitement in his heart, Ling Chen nodded under the envious eyes of several other roommates: "Okay!"

As he said that, Ling Chen gave the three of them a look of "Don't cry, don't cry, stand up and masturbate", and then, under the eyes of the three gnashing their teeth, followed Ji Wenxuan talking and laughing and left here...