Bring the system to pretend

At five o'clock in the afternoon, in a certain park in Jinling City.

At this time, a young man was wandering around the park with five bottles of iced black tea, as if he was looking for something.

To be honest, Ling Chen is very speechless now, just after parting ways with his second child after eating crayfish, this ghost system gave him a ghost mission.

(Publish five prize-winning quizzes, at least find someone to complete, and give a bottle of iced black tea to the outstanding person among them, and choose two of them to do a good deed for the other party.

If it succeeds, the level of Nian Shenshi will be promoted to level [-]; if it fails, the skill of Nian Shenshi will be deducted. )
Originally Ling Chen didn't want to do this task very much, but when he saw the reward of this task, he decided to carry it out. After all, if he can promote the level of Master Nian, it will be like a tiger with wings added to his strength.

After getting rid of distracting thoughts in his heart, Ling Chen took a look around, and immediately his eyes fell on a bunch of young lovers.

At this moment, the two of them are chatting with each other, Ling Chen is so envious and hateful, don't care, the first prize quiz is for them.

After thinking about it, Ling Chen shrugged, picked up his phone, turned on the live broadcast, and walked in front of the two of them.

"Good afternoon, both of you. I'm an outdoor anchor. I wonder if I can bother you for a little while to play a quiz game with prizes? If you perform well, you can get a free cold drink!"

The girl's active kissing was suddenly interrupted by Ling Chen, and she couldn't help being a little annoyed, but when she heard that the other party was an outdoor anchor, her original black face immediately became gentle: "Yes!"

"OK!" Ling Chen nodded, immediately took out the note he had prepared in advance, and said to him: "A man and a woman are on a blind date, the woman is dressed very flirtatiously, she is holding Ai Crazy 6S in her hand, without raising her head.

Woman: Do you have a room?

Man: Three bedrooms and two living rooms, within the first ring road!

Woman: It’s okay, where’s the car?

Man: Audi A6!

The woman put away her mobile phone and looked up: Where is the deposit?
Man: 7 digits!

The female side showed joy: What about the salary?

Man: 5-figure monthly salary after tax!

The woman smiled and said: I am very satisfied!

If you are the man, please slap the woman in the face with one sentence! "

Hearing Ling Chen's question, the girl was stunned for a while, not knowing what to say.

The woman in Ling Chen's question obviously valued the man's property, if the answer is not good enough, it will not achieve the effect of slap in the face.

The girl's boyfriend thought for three seconds and replied, "The man hit back: Auntie, is your daughter here?"

"Papa papa!" Ling Chen clapped his hands immediately and gave a thumbs up: "Very strong, this answer is very good, here, give you a bottle of iced black tea, I wish you find someone who suits you."

The boy took the iced tea and said with a smile, "Thank you, I have found the right person."

As he said that, the boy looked at the girl next to him affectionately.

Seeing this, Ling Chen shook his head: "Brother, she is not suitable for you."

When the sound fell, the boy was taken aback, and the girl next to him turned dark immediately.

"What do you mean?"

Ling Chen ignored the girl, stretched out his hand to count, and sighed to the boy: "One hour ago, your girlfriend just had a room with a strange man."

"What?" The boy was startled and looked at his girlfriend in astonishment.

"Xiaohong, is this true?"

The girl panicked, but said angrily, "Don't you know what I am? Don't listen to this guy's nonsense!"

"I'm not talking nonsense. Brother, if you don't believe me, you can take a look at her handbag. There must be a house opening receipt in it. I probably didn't care about it at the time, so I put it in the bag." Ling Chen touched his nose and pointed Bao next to the girl said to the boy.

As soon as the words came out, before the girl could say anything, the boy immediately opened the handbag.

Sure enough, there was really a house opening invoice inside.

At this moment, the boy's face became extremely angry, while the girl's face was pale.

In this regard, Ling Chen put his hands together, Amitabha, do good deeds without leaving a name, please call me Lei Feng.

After thinking about it, Ling Chen didn't stay to watch the two quarrel, and walked directly to another corner.

There, three or five boys were chatting and eating melon seeds.

"Good afternoon, brothers. I'm an outdoor anchor. I wonder if I can spare some time to play a quiz game with prizes? If you perform well, you can get a free cold drink!"

"Sounds very interesting, come on!" One of the curly-haired youths' eyes lit up, and he nodded immediately.

For active people like curly-haired youths, Ling Chen quite liked them, so he took out the note and read to him, "I'm taking the bus today, and there's a very well-developed girl in front of you. It has flowed onto someone else, and the girl and everyone in the car are looking at you with strange eyes, how can you resolve the crisis?"

"This prize quiz is so skinny!" The curly-haired young man sneered, thought for a dozen seconds, and suddenly his eyes widened, and said, "First, I will calmly wipe my nosebleeds, take out my mobile phone, and dial my own phone number. Then he said in a low voice: Doctor Wang, my nose is bleeding again, I don’t want to do chemotherapy anymore, just tell me how long I have left?
Then I would pretend to be silent for a while, and then said with a sad smile: Two months?Okay, enough time, I'm off to the hospital! "

"666!" Ling Chen was convinced.

Life is like a play, it all depends on acting skills, veteran, steady!

Without hesitation, Ling Chen directly handed him a bottle of iced black tea.

Seeing this, a yellow-haired young man next to the curly-haired youth also said, "I'm coming too, and I'll choose the big adventure."

"OK, please take the question, how do flat-chested girls choose underwear?"

As soon as these words came out, the man was stunned.

Fuck, this prize quiz is really difficult!
A friend next to him was playing with his mobile phone and replied without looking up: "Isn't it easy? The answer is: Band-Aids!"

Ling Chen was almost knocked down by this answer, I'll be good, master!

Without hesitation, Ling Chen directly gave the answerer a bottle of drink.

The young man with yellow hair waved his hand: "Keep asking, I don't believe I can't give a good answer."

"Why are there no Virgos and no Virgos?"

As soon as the words fell, the young man with yellow hair was stunned again.

What's wrong with this shit, I don't know why there is no virgin sign?
Another companion who was eating melon seeds next to me said vaguely: "Who said there is no, it's just a Sagittarius!"

"Very strong!" Ling Chen felt 1 admiration, without saying a word, served the iced black tea.

The young man with yellow hair looked unhappy: "Damn, don't talk, let me answer!"

Several companions laughed dumbly, Ling Chen nodded: "Then you will answer the roll call, please translate the sentence 'I can't ejaculate', pay attention, you must be spiritual!"

"Can't I ejaculate?" The yellow-haired young man pinched his chin with his fingers and fell into deep thought.

Suddenly, his eyes lit up, and he coughed dryly: "Translation: Isn't my ADC 6?"

A few people paused, and immediately clapped their hands: "This dick!"

Ling Chen also gave a touch of admiration, and gave this person some awesome iced tea.

"Looking at you, it seems that none of you have found a job?"

"No way, lack of experience, no one wants us." Several people shook their heads and smiled wryly.

"We were here just now to discuss finding a decent job together. Even if you are a little tired, it doesn't matter if you pay a little less. The main thing is to let the family feel at ease."

Seeing that there was a trace of longing in the eyes of several people, Ling Chen rolled his eyes and asked with a smile: "If you are given a chance to join any company in Jinling City, which company do you want to join?"

Hearing this, several people were taken aback, and said in unison: "Samada Company!"

"Huh? Why?" Ling Chen was a little surprised. Could it be that Takanao Yamada's company is so famous in Jinling City?
"More than half of the employees there are female, and the president, Keiko Yamada, is even more beautiful. If we can enter this company, even the cleaners would be willing!" Several people said with emotion, their eyes glowing green.

The corner of Ling Chen's eyes twitched, shit, you old wretches.

However, Ling Chen felt that these people were quite suitable for him, so after thinking about it, he directly called Keiko Yamada.

As soon as the phone was connected, the charming voice of Keiko Yamada came from the other end.

"Master, what instructions do you have?"

"You go to the lawn in the north corner of Shima Park. There are a few men here. You recruit them into Yamada Company and assign them any position. Just don't shiver too much." Ling Chen glanced at those people and went out. soundtrack.

"Okay!" Keiko Yamada on the other end of the phone responded respectfully, hung up the phone immediately, and drove to Shima Park.

Ling Chen put away his mobile phone, smiled at the people in front of him, "It's fate to meet each other, and the president of Yamada Company you like will come over later, congratulations in advance for joining Yamada Company."

As he said that, Ling Chen stepped away from here, and the faces of several people were confused.

"Hey, do you think that kid is trying to make us happy?" The curly-haired youth looked at Ling Chen's back and asked a few friends beside him.

"Nine times out of ten, Yamada Company is one of the top ten groups in Jinling City. It is extremely difficult to get in. As for the president of Yamada Company, Yamada Keiko, who will come here, it is even more nonsense. What a noble status he is, It's impossible to come here!"

The curly-haired young man was right after thinking about it, and couldn't help sighing: "Hey, I don't know if I can have a word with Yamada Keiko, the president of Yamada Corporation, in this life. If you can give me a chance to speak, I will have nothing to die..."

Before the last word 'Shake' came down, the curly-haired youth froze immediately.

Not only him, but the bodies of several people beside him also froze at the same time.

I saw a beautiful figure in a kimono, with a faint smile, walking towards them slowly.

This person is none other than Keiko Yamada...