Bring the system to pretend

At eleven o'clock in the morning, Jinling City.

At this moment, on the long traffic jam, Ling Chen was sitting in a certain taxi with a very helpless expression on his face.

If you want to ask Ling Chen what is the most painful thing in the world at this moment, it is that the taxi driver puts into gear with all kinds of martial arts, but doesn't move a single step.

"It's been a hundred years of precipitation, once it's completely blocked..." Looking at the long traffic jam, Ling Chen was speechless.

Busy traffic, busy traffic, busy traffic, happy traffic, traffic is healthier.

Looking at it like this, it may take half an hour to get back to Villa A.

I have to say that there is nothing wrong with being idle during the traffic jam, and there are all kinds of talents.

In the vehicle on Ling Chen's right, the conversation between a man and a woman really made people feel that their IQ was suppressed.

"Honey, there is a big pit, hundreds of meters deep, I jump into it, what can you do to get out?"

"I don't need anything else. I just need a needle to pierce a hole in my head, let the water out of my head, fill a hole and I can swim up."

"Why is there so much water in my brain?"

"There is not so much water in your mind, why did you jump into such a deep pit?"

"..."

.........

"Talent!" Ling Chen shook his head, convinced by the rebuttal of the man's god.

Laughing secretly, Ling Chen turned his attention to the vehicle on the left, where two men were pretending to be each other.

The short-haired man touched the steering wheel and sighed: "Oh, I have a crush on a girl. One day she was beaten and she was crying in the park by herself. I comforted her and played him some confession songs. She was touched by me. , and finally became my girlfriend, and I still don’t know that I ordered someone to beat me.”

"You fucking pay me for the steering wheel, shit, I'm pitiful enough, you still treat me like this, I think back then, I bought an Apple 6s for my girlfriend and worked continuously for a month and a half, only eating two meals a day, every day from 9 in the morning Work from 4:[-] to [-]:[-] in the night, only cover a thin quilt in the winter, I was humiliated by customers and smiled. I have never left my parents and I know what society is. I don’t have money to buy food and eat food from the supermarket. In the end, I lived frugally and saved money to buy a mobile phone as a New Year gift for her. You must know that I was such a delicate person before.

But she looked at the phone and cried, because this is not what she wants at all, all she wants is to be with me, and then I inherited my father’s 200 billion property and lived happily with my wife to have a child, Then... Hey, hey, don't do it, I haven't finished talking yet! "

.........

"Made, this turn actually deceived labor and capital." Ling Chen felt a bit embarrassed.

I want, what is the use of this steering wheel?

The taxi driver seemed to have heard the conversation between the two, paused, and asked Ling Chen with a smile: "Young man, I'm free, I have a question for you, do you want to play a rape game?"

"Of course not!" Seeing the taxi driver's gay look, Ling Chen leaned back vigilantly.

The taxi driver frowned: "Ahem, think about it carefully, if you want to rape, is it still rape?"

"Damn it... I'm convinced!" Ling Chen, belatedly aware of it, knelt down.

Who said that people of the older generation are as pure as water?

Open your eyes and see, this TM master is in the world!

"Jingle Bell!"

Just as he was about to say something, a cell phone rang, but suddenly interrupted Ling Chen's actions.

"Xu Zihan?" Looking at the caller ID on the phone screen, Ling Chen was taken aback.

"Hey!"

"Ling Chen, are you free now? I want to introduce someone to you, a very beautiful girl!" Xu Zihan on the other end of the phone said with a smile in a voice kissed by an angel.

"Xu Gexing, don't make me think so badly, I'm not the kind of person who loses his way when he sees a beautiful woman, so... Where are you, I'll go there now."

"..." Xu Zihan really wanted to knock Ling Chen hard.

"I'm in Dahong Dazi Entertainment Company, come here quickly, we can have a meal together."

"Ahem, okay, I'll be there right away!" Looking at the road where there was no traffic jam, Ling Chen nodded, hung up the phone, and said to the driver, "Master, go to Big Red Big Purple Entertainment Company."

"50 yuan, pay first."

Ling Chen was startled, didn't say anything, and directly gave the taxi driver a 50 yuan note.

"Okay little brother, you can get out of the car." After collecting the money, the taxi driver smiled.

"Huh? Why did you let me get out of the car before it started?"

The taxi driver pointed to Ling Chen's right side: "Take a closer look at the right side."

Ling Chen was taken aback, opened the car door and went down to take a closer look.

Fuck you, Dahongdazi Entertainment is on my right hand.

Ling Chen suddenly realized that he was cheated by the driver for 50 yuan. Just as he was about to say something, the taxi had already driven for a long way.

"I'm sorry, you bastard driver, the employer will curse you for overturning the car later!" Looking at the back of the taxi, Ling Chen cursed.

Just after cursing, there was a crashing sound in the distance. It turned out that the taxi had crashed into a certain telephone pole.

"Papa papa!" Ling Chen couldn't help applauding, well done my little angel!
Without going to help the animal driver, Ling Chen took a step and walked directly into the Big Red Big Purple Entertainment Company.

On the other side, in the office room on the top floor of Dahong Dazi Entertainment Company, two beautiful figures were sitting opposite each other.

"Sister Xu, is the person you want to introduce male or female?" Zhang Zixin asked curiously as she watched Xu Zihan put down her phone.

"male."

Zhang Zixin looked surprised: "Wow, our super singer actually asked a guy over?"

"Don't interrupt, the other party is a world-class piano master. The tune played at my concert at that time has now exceeded 30 billion hits, which is one billion more than my title song "Dream" at that time. Click rate, today he is free to come here to meet with you, you are lucky."

Seeing the faint admiration in Xu Zihan's eyes, Zhang Zixin couldn't help being a little surprised.

She has a deep understanding of Xu Zihan's singing ability. In the past few years, she has directly suppressed the queens of the music scene. When the song "Dream" came out, it almost attracted fans from half of the country.

Nowadays, there are actually people who are more powerful than her, which is almost impossible to exist in Zhang Zixin's cognition.

Just as she was about to ask for this person's name, she was suddenly interrupted by a knock on the office door.

"Xiaoxin, he's here!" Upon hearing the knock on the door, Xu Zihan immediately stood up and walked over to open the door.

Zhang Zixin stared at the door of the office with curiosity, wanting to see what the boy Xu Zihan would admire looked like.

Unexpectedly, the moment this boy's face appeared, Zhang Zixin's figure froze suddenly...