Bring the system to pretend

At noon, the Gone Water Nianhua villa group, on the way back to Villa A.

At this moment, a figure was standing under a tree with eyes closed, chanting a few words in a low voice from time to time, with a very tense expression.

"It is said that what is good is rewarded with good. A good citizen like me who tried to sleep with his face covered but was still woken up by himself must have great luck. Amitabha, Bodhisattva bless you, don't smoke Durex or something. "

Looking at the spinning roulette in front of him, Ling Chen put his hands together, almost burning incense and worshiping Buddha.

The roulette pointer kept spinning, and after three seconds, it slowly slowed down and moved towards 'Durex', 'Shit Stirring Stick', 'Watermelon Knife', and 'Thank you for participating'.

"Axi, Stop...NO, shit...NO, Yameidie~" Seeing that the pointer was getting slower and slower on the 'Thank you for participating', Ling Chen's eyes were tearing apart, and he almost let out a scream like a pig.

"No matter how bad you are, you can give me a box of Durex, thank you for your participation!"

At this moment, ten thousand alpacas were dancing in the square in Ling Chen's heart.

But suddenly, the pointer that was about to fall on the "Thank you for participating" by one centimeter suddenly stopped moving.

Immediately afterwards, a mechanical sound rang in Ling Chen's ear.

"Ding dong, congratulations to the host for obtaining the artifact 'Brick'. ps: This artifact is the strongest magic weapon feared by the whole world and even the entire universe. It increases critical strike by 20%, and at the same time produces a 5-second stun on the object that is shot, and cools down The time is 2 minutes, as the saying goes: With a brick in hand, I have the world!"

"Brick?" Ling Chen was taken aback, and was about to spit out a mouthful of old blood, but when he discovered the effect of the brick, he almost jumped up excitedly.

"It comes with a 20% crit effect, that is to say, if you attack yourself 100 times, there is a 20 chance of a crit strike. The general law is that the crit damage is 150% of the normal damage, which means 1 times. , then if I make an attack of one thousand, then under the effect of a critical strike, it can become two thousand five."

"Gives a 5-second dizziness to the subject being photographed, that is to say, within these 5 seconds, the subject will fall into an unconscious coma and cannot move."

Ling Chen was excited, with this brick's 20% crit effect, he was basically invincible in the same class, and could even fight against a mysterious master.

The subsequent five seconds of dizziness is even more terrifying. You must know that in a duel between experts, life and death can be decided in just one second. You can imagine how unnatural the effect of a five-second stun by a brick is.

What's more, if you can't beat the opponent, you can still use the five seconds of dizziness to escape with the flash, it is simply invincible!

"I'm going to become a god!" At this moment, Ling Chen held the brick and felt that the world was in his hands.

"Young man, if you want to become a god, can you stop stepping on my feet? He's meowing in pain!" At this moment, a speechless voice suddenly sounded.

Ling Chen took a look, and quickly bowed his head in embarrassment and smiled apologetically: "I'm sorry, I was a little excited just now, I'm sorry, uncle!"

Saying that, under the speechless expression of the uncle, Ling Chen hurried away, and ran to the side in a dejected manner.

"I have the artifact, but I have to find someone to try it, otherwise I won't be able to experience its beauty!" While walking, Ling Chen stretched out his hand and pinched his chin, as if he wanted to find someone to try the brick Effect.

At this time, a man who looked like a pumpkin suddenly came over.

"Brother, I have a question for you. One night, I led hundreds of millions of elite soldiers to attack her castle. After a fierce battle, our army was wiped out. After a month, she told me that there was another soldier who was struggling to die. She died and was sentenced to 10 months in prison and locked up in the palace, do you think I am robbing the prison, or should I wait until the soldier is released after [-] months?"

"The ghost knows if this soldier belongs to your flag?"

The pumpkin man suddenly realized: "Fuck...it makes sense, Ma De, I have to go back and investigate!"

As he said that, he wanted to run back, but at this moment, a hand suddenly grabbed him.

Looking around, Ling Chen was looking at him with a shy smile, those malicious eyes made him tremble all over.

"Brother, can you help me?"

"Brother, don't mess around, I'm selling myself instead of acting... Oh no, I don't pick up soap."

"Who is going to pick up soap with you, that, what do you see on my hand?"

The pumpkin man took a look, his face full of astonishment: "What a big piece of tofu skin!"

Ling Chen: "..."

Tofu?You are so kidding me!
Feeling speechless, Ling Chen didn't say too much with this guy, and hit the pumpkin man with a single brick.

"Ding, 20% crit hit successfully, stun for [-] seconds successfully!"

As soon as the shot was made, a mechanical sound suddenly sounded in Ling Chen's ear.

On the other hand, the pumpkin man, at this moment, he suddenly spat out a mouthful of blood, without showing any dizziness, and passed out directly.

"Grass, I forgot that there is a 20% crit bonus. Although I didn't use much force just now, the crit hit increased by 1 times!" He pulled out a few tree needles, rushed forward, and stuck them on the pumpkin man's body.

Afterwards, the Dan Qi was transported to the palm of his hand, and he quickly healed the pumpkin man's injuries.

After 1 minute, the pumpkin man's head was dented with a large piece, and then he returned to normal.

After finishing all this, Ling Chen quickly put the pumpkin man aside.

"Amitabha, brother, it's not that I really want to hit you, but that your head is not hard enough, sorry!"

As he said that, Ling Chen turned around and disappeared in a gloomy manner.

After he left, the pumpkin man slowly woke up, only to see him rubbing his head with a confused look on his face.

"Strange, did I get hit by a piece of tofu skin just now?"

.........

A villa.

At this time, Ling Chen, who had put away the bricks, came to the door of Building A in a good mood. He was about to take out the key to open the door, but found that the door was open.

Without thinking too much, Ling Chen directly opened the door and entered.

Unexpectedly, when Ling Chen walked into the hall and saw the scene in front of him, he couldn't help but stop on the spot.

On the ground in front of him, a pair of red high-heeled shoes was falling, and a white and delicate foot was exposed to the air without any cover, as if it made the whole air hot.

Looking up, the scanty clothes made Ling Chen's mouth dry.

I saw Chu Yun lying on the sofa with her eyes closed, as if she was resting.

"Mengmeng, have you brought my sister's sunscreen so soon?" Hearing the footsteps in the hall, Chu Yun thought it was Mengmeng who had brought down the sunscreen, and asked in surprise even though her eyes were closed. road.

Ling Chen didn't answer, his eyes stayed on Chu Yun's body without moving a bit.

After hearing no response, Chu Yun thought that Mengmeng was playing a joke again, and said with a helpless smile: "Mengmeng, don't joke with sister, come and help sister rub her belly."

Hearing these words, Ling Chen was taken aback for a moment, and subconsciously realized that it seemed that Chu Yun was visiting relatives.

"Amitabha, as the saying goes, I am not as good as hell, who will go to hell!" After thinking for a while, Ling Chen muttered to himself, and immediately walked to Chu Yun's side, lifted a small part of his clothes, put his hands on Chu Yun's stomach, gathering the alchemy in his palms, Slowly passed into Chu Yun's stomach through the palm.

It has to be said that Chu Yun's skin is really well maintained, and the smooth feeling makes Ling Chen's whole body and mind rippling.

While Ling Chen was suppressing the heat while massaging, Chu Yun's closed eyes gradually stretched out, and a hint of enjoyment appeared on her face.

"Mengmeng, you little girl is really good at massaging, you can be a masseur in the future!" Chu Yun's eyes were still closed, but she gave her a thumbs up.

"Okay, my stomach is already very comfortable, now you can massage my sister's neck, my sister is busy with work recently, her neck is so sore!"

Hearing this, Ling Chen subconsciously stretched out his hand towards Chu Yun's ice-clear neck.

But at this moment, a voice suddenly came over.

"Dad, what are you and sister doing?"

"Damn it!" Ling Chen shook his body, and the hand that was supposed to press on Chu Yun's neck was pressed down on Chu Yun's neck...

At this moment, Chu Yun and Ling Chen's figures trembled at the same time, especially Chu Yun, she only felt an electric current rushing to her whole body, and then she opened her eyes like an electric shock.

At this moment, the two looked at each other in shock.

"Well, Chu Yun, do you believe..."

"Snapped!"

"Ling Chen, you pervert!"

"..."