Bring the system to pretend

Three o'clock in the afternoon, Jinling City, Zhang Family.

At this moment, a Maserati slowly stopped in front of Zhang's house, and then two figures slowly got off the car.

Because of something at home, Xu Ling'er got out of the car and went back on the way, Ling Chen deeply regretted that Xu Ling'er could not accompany her to massage.

Alas, what a pity, it seems that the group of beautiful masseurs can only be divided by him and Zhang Huan.

"Don't worry, sister Ling'er, I will help you enjoy your share, and I will never let it slip away from me for nothing." With determination, Ling Chen immediately followed Zhang Huan into Zhang's house.

It has to be said that this family is really vast. The entire Zhang family covers an area of ​​about tens of miles, with high pavilions that block out the sky and the sun.

Walking five or ten steps, you can see a pavilion, the corridors are winding and winding, and the protruding eaves are sharp, like a bird pecking its head up.

The attics are built according to the terrain, embracing and echoing each other. The structure is uneven and scattered, twisting and buckling, like a beehive, like a water vortex, giving you the feeling of walking in the palace.

"Brother Chen, isn't my house good?" Seeing Ling Chen looking around, Zhang Huan couldn't help asking proudly.

"The home is pretty good, but this person is a bit out of class."

"Damn, I can't even catch Brother Chen's eyes. He's definitely an ugly man. Tell me who's out of class. Tell me, I'll replace him right away."

"You are."

"..."

"How should I put it, if you are handsome, then I am infinitely handsome, and if you are handsome, I am handsome N+.

However, don't be discouraged, although you are not one ten thousandth as handsome as me, you are still below one person and above ten thousand people.

After all, a man like me who can't find an adjective to describe himself will only end up being imitated all the time, and as for surpassing, alas, I'm afraid it will be the end of the world..."

"..." Zhang Huan was completely convinced.

Brother Chen, I can't even imitate your narcissism!

Resisting being speechless, Zhang Huan pointed upstairs: "Brother Chen, those beautiful masseuses are upstairs, let's go there quickly."

"Well, I actually like girls with bigger, rounder and whiter eyes. Before I go, let me ask, are their eyes big, white and round?"

Looking at Ling Chen's serious driving appearance, Zhang Huan really admired him.

My God, why is there such a beast in this world, he is simply embarrassing to human beings, it is simply... Wait, am I not this kind of person?

Coughing twice, Zhang Huan said seriously: "I didn't expect that Brother Chen is also a man of temperament. I feel extremely happy. When I saw Brother Chen for the first time, I was irritated by Brother Chen... oh no , The wretched air... Bah, it was the bastard's air that deeply impressed me, so I... Hey, hey, brother Chen, please be careful, I rely on you, you can actually know the martial arts scriptures like picking peach hands, it really is Wanzhong Wuyi is a peerless master, but fortunately I have practiced Iron Egg Kungfu, wow haha... Aww, your sister, I haven't practiced the latter part!"

After a few minutes of flirting with the homosexuals, the two walked slowly towards the abyss of sin with grief in their hearts.

But just as he stepped up the stairs, a mechanical sound suddenly sounded.

"Compulsory task: Invisibly pretend to be aggressive in front of the Zhang family's old man and the Ai family's old man, and let the two old men praise you to 80%.

If it succeeds, you will get a three-day double pretense experience card (the value of pretense obtained by pretending once is twice the original value); if it fails, the level of the host warrior will drop by one level. "

"Double pretense experience card?" Ling Chen stopped, his eyes suddenly lit up.

He now has [-] pretense points, and he learned from the system that [-] pretense points are needed to advance to the early stage of Xuan rank, which means that he is still [-] short.

Tomorrow is the assessment period of the Tianlong organization. Ling Chen must ensure that he has enough pretense, otherwise, a handsome guy like himself who can make girls scream and boys roar when he goes out wearing a mask, is very likely to be overwhelmed by his appearance. be hated.

In case someone wants to kill himself and inherit his handsome legacy, but we can't beat him, wouldn't we just watch handsomeness flow from our fingertips?
At that time, Wanqian girls will never see me handsome again, and will no longer be able to do shameful things in front of my handsome photos.

Thinking of this, Ling Chen broke out in a cold sweat. Fortunately, the commander thought of this consequence in advance, otherwise he would have to rely on his talent to make a living.

Even Ling Chen stood motionless, Zhang Huan beckoned and said: "Brother Chen, why are you standing there, follow up, the abyss of evil is waiting for us to enter!"

"Zhang Huan, I came to your house and I haven't visited your grandfather yet!" Ling Chen rolled his eyes and said.

"Brother Chen, don't be so polite. My grandfather and the old man of the Ai family are competing in calligraphy in the backyard. It doesn't matter if we go or not."

Ling Chen said with a straight face and a serious face: "How can I do it? Chinese culture regards etiquette as virtue. As the inheritors of traditional culture, we must uphold the excellent virtues of our ancestors, and we must not let such virtues in our generation Lost!"

"Okay, I didn't expect Brother Chen to have such a noble character. With Brother Chen's brute mentality, he could give up massage with beautiful women and choose to inherit traditional culture. It's really admirable."

"Get out!" Ling Chen scolded with a smile, without saying much, followed Zhang Huan to the backyard of the Zhang family.

At this time, in the backyard of the Zhang family, there were two large sandalwood tables. On each sandalwood table, there was a long piece of calligraphy paper. Beside the calligraphy paper, there were four treasures of the study.

In front of the two sandalwood tables, there stood a vigorous old man holding a brush. They kept scribbling ink on the calligraphy paper, with thin, straight, strong and powerful brushwork.

Behind the two of them stood several master calligraphers, watching Ai Lao and Zhang Lao waving ink, their eyes full of surprise.

"Ai Lao's calligraphy has many straight lines. There are square pens, round pens, and pointed pens as the starting point. The needles are hung properly and the shape is even and neat. It is really a rare good calligraphy."

"Zhang Lao's writing effect is slightly wide and flat. The horizontal painting is long and the straight painting is short. It is in a rectangular shape, with silkworm heads and wild goose tails, twists and turns. It can be said that there is calligraphy in calligraphy."

"It's unbelievable. I didn't expect Mr. Ai and Mr. Zhang's calligraphy to be so good. It seems that the two elders often practice calligraphy!"

.........

There were praises one after another, but the two elders were unaffected, writing horizontally and vertically on the calligraphy paper.

Five minutes later, the two elders stopped their brushes and finished writing.

"The structure is simple, the strokes are continuous, and there is elegance in the frenzy. It can be called a masterpiece. Old man Zhang, your writing is not bad!" Ai Lao looked at Zhang Lao's handwriting and couldn't help giving a thumbs up.

"Old man Ai, you are flattering me. Your cursive script preserves the outline of the characters, breaks the rules of the official, and lets you run freely and quickly. It is a top-notch work!" Zhang Lao waved his hand, pointing to Ai Lao's calligraphy, exclaimed.

Ai Lao smiled loudly, and his eyes fell on the masters of calligraphy behind him: "It's meaningless for us to keep complimenting each other, let a professional evaluate it."

Several people were immediately in awe, one was the old man of the Zhang family and the other was the old man of the Ai family, neither of them could be offended. Thinking of this, a lot of words flashed through their minds, both to ensure that the boast is in place, and to ensure that they do not Make the other old lose face.

Just about to say something, a voice suddenly sounded from behind everyone.

"Mr. Zhang, Mr. Ai, can I let the younger generation comment on it?"