Bring the system to pretend

"Ling Xiaotu, why haven't you left the bathroom yet? Could it be that there is something in the bathroom worthy of your nostalgia?"

Just as Ling Chen hung up the phone, there was a soft shout from outside the bathroom door.

"Officer Tian, ​​it's only been 15 seconds. I came in to go to the bathroom, not to wash my hands." Ling Chen walked out of the room slowly, speechless.

"So you're done now?"

"Half of it is on, and the remaining half is saved. Go back and release it slowly."

"Ouch...so disgusting!" Tian Yi was disgusted by Ling Chen's words.

Ling Chen waved his hand: "Okay, okay, just kidding, hurry up and eat, I'm almost fainting from hunger."

"Are you crazy?"

"You're crazy!"

"Then why don't you feel sad?"

"Why should I be heartbroken?"

"You don't even know that your heart hurts, and you still say you're not crazy?"

Ling Chen: "..."

Hello, a mental hospital?Yes, I suspect I'm crazy!

"The food is cold, if you don't eat it, I'll eat it myself." Ling Chen didn't argue with Tian Yi whether he was crazy or not, so he went straight to the dining table, picked up the bottle opener, and opened one of the bottles of 82-year-old Lafite.

All of a sudden, a strong aroma of wine gushed out from the bottle, and the aroma was compelling.

Looking at Ling Chen's intoxicated expression, Tian Yi couldn't turn her head around.

What the hell is going on?
Could it be that Ling Chen got water in his head in the bathroom?
"It's full of color and fragrance, very good!" Ling Chen licked his lips, and immediately poured a third of the 82-year-old Lafite into the goblet, and then said to Tian Yi: "Officer Tian, ​​what are you doing there? , Come and drink, just drink, if you don’t have enough, take more!”

"So proud?" Tian Yi asked in surprise.

Ling Chen took a sip of Lafite, and said with a faint smile: "Men don't have flowers, how can women be so beautiful? In order to make you beautiful, I can only spend!"

As he spoke, he grabbed the anchovy fin and tasted it with gusto.

"Emma, ​​it tastes good, it smells like my mother."

"Poor!" Seeing this scene, the customers next to him couldn't help laughing secretly.

As people in the upper class, they behaved very dignifiedly, and the etiquette and precautions for eating were basically kept in their hearts. How could they eat so vulgarly and out of class like Ling Chen?

"Tsk tsk tsk, does this guy come from the mountains?" A well-dressed woman with a slightly better appearance held a phone and sneered while talking to her husband.

"I really didn't expect that this kind of person can come here to eat. I guess he was taken care of by that woman?"

Tian Yi frowned, and just about to say something, Ling Chen stood up, walked to the side of the woman, and shouted: "Waiter, bring two more Durex to room 302!"

After speaking, Ling Chen sat back on his table and ate a big meal, as if nothing had happened.

And that woman was miserable, the husband on the phone heard Ling Chen's shouting and thought she was stealing, couldn't help being furious, hung up the phone, and declared a divorce directly.

The woman was so angry, she cursed at Ling Chen.

But Ling Chen didn't seem to hear it, and ate on his own.

When the water is dirty, it is not clear, and when the water is dirty, it is dirty. Arguing with a group of guys who see people as low as dogs, isn't it lowering one's identity?
Looking at Ling Chen's previous actions, Tian Yi couldn't help but secretly smiled.

This guy is quite good at making trouble.

Perhaps for other girls, Ling Chen's vulgar eating will make them lose face, but Tian Yi doesn't think so.

Ling Chen's unconcerned attitude towards outsiders and his bold and unrestrained nature showed his charm all the time. This kind of man is much better than the kind of man who is smiling on the outside but extremely filthy on the inside.

In a moment, the anchovy shark's fin was eaten by Ling Chen without leaving a trace.

"Hey, Officer Tian, ​​why don't you move your chopsticks? Could it be that you are so fascinated by your handsome appearance that you can't extricate yourself? Well, my handsome face can be seen by you for a lifetime, but your stomach can't be empty. Forever!"

"..."

"Hey, maybe you think being handsome is a good thing, but for me, it has seriously affected my life.

Because he is so handsome, when he walks on the street with his friends, he always wears an umbrella, lest a group of girls who dote on me spit and drown him.

Because I am so handsome, every time a stranger meets me at night, I wish I was a gangster, but unfortunately I am not, I am just a decent handsome guy, because of this, many strangers have been depressed for a long time, and some even suffer from depression disease.

Because I am so handsome, I never pay attention to those people who are doing sales promotion and handing out leaflets on the road, just because they surround me every time and call me handsome, so I can only pretend that they are not calling me, this is my due humility.

The most uncomfortable thing for me is that I get more handsome every day, simple repetition is not new, so I can no longer feel the joy it brings. "

"..."

"Officer Tian, ​​as a young man, don't be in a hurry. It takes time to accumulate experience and contacts, but you don't need temperament. When you have a unique temperament like mine, then everything will come naturally. For example, if you want to go out to eat A cold noodle, a phone call will have a friend come to answer it, and other aspects are also like this, and a person without temperament, a phone call is nothing more than 10086."

"..."

"Officer Tian, ​​don't do this, because I'm handsome and don't talk or eat. If this goes on, you'll make me feel very guilty. I know you like me, but you can't force your feelings. Of course, you can force your body! "

Tian Yi was completely convinced.

why?
Why are there such narcissistic people in the world?
Why are there such shameless people in the world?
Seeing that Tian Yi hadn't moved his chopsticks, Ling Chen asked suspiciously: "Officer Tian, ​​aren't you hungry?"

"I'm full just looking at you." Tian Yi said angrily.

"Great, no one robbed me, please bring that plate of abalone slices, it has been calling me for a long time!"

"Eat, eat, eat, eat you bastard!" Tian Yi cursed secretly, but finally brought the abalone slices in front of Ling Chen.

Casting a glance at Ling Chen, who lowered his head and ate fiercely, Tian Yi felt helpless, seeing how poor Ling Chen was, he probably had to pay for it himself later.

If she had known this, she shouldn't have ordered so many things.

After eating the last slice of abalone, Ling Chen looked at the time and frowned.

"Ma Dan, why hasn't that kid Zhang Huan come? Still waiting for this kid to pay the bill!"

Just as he finished thinking, a wretched and unreasonable voice suddenly sounded from behind Ling Chen.

"Brother Chen, your handsome and handsome younger brother is here!"

"I've been waiting for you for a long time. Come here quickly. Let me introduce you. This is Tian Yi, my suitor."

"The suitor?" Zhang Huan was stunned for a moment, and then he cast his eyes on Tian Yi.

This Tian Yi is slender, well-developed, and delicate, she looks like a beauty at first glance.

"Beauty, there's something wrong with your eyesight, Brother Chen is so wretched, why don't you go after her too?"

Ling Chen's complexion darkened: "You wretched sister, go eat your food, we have something to do, let's go first."

With that said, Ling Chen dragged Tian Yi who was glaring at him and hurriedly left here.

"Brother Chen deserves to be Brother Chen. Not to mention being drunk and lying in love, it's such a luxury to invite people to dinner. I wipe it, and there is still an unopened bottle of 82-year-old Lafite?" Watching the two leave, Zhang Huan poured a small bottle A glass of Lafite and took a sip.

"Bu Tefo (delicious)!" With the wine in his belly, Zhang Huan felt refreshed.

Just after eating a few pieces of Guban dragon crab, a waiter walked over slowly with the bill.

"Sir, the bill has come out. Would you like to pay by bank card or cash?"

"Of course it's a bank card. Who has nothing to bring... wait a minute, the bill?" Zhang Huan said without looking back, but suddenly, he stopped what he was saying, as if he understood something.

"The male owner of this table just now didn't pay?"

The waiter shook his head: "Yes, the gentleman said you are the payer."

"Fucking uncle!" Zhang Huan almost spit out a mouthful of old blood, routines, this shit is all routines!
"Well, how much... how much?"

"The meals add up to 82, and the two bottles of 20 Lafite total 27, which adds up to [-]." The waiter said politely.

Taking a deep breath, Zhang Huan handed over the bank card with tears in his eyes: "Please swipe the card..."

"Okay sir!" The waiter smiled and quickly took the bank card from Zhang Huan's hand, for fear that he would not pay the bill.

After doing all this, just as Zhang Huan was about to make a phone call to scold Ling Chen, the original waiter came over again.

"I'm sorry sir, just now when the host of this table left with a bottle of 82-year-old Lafite, you still need to pay 10 yuan!"

"Very good, this fits Brother Chen's personality very well..." Zhang Huan gritted his teeth silently, and took out his bank card again trembling.

As long as the routine is deep, the iron pestle can be ground into embroidery needles...

Ling Chen, I curse you that you will never be hard in this life!