Bring the system to pretend

Jinling University, Room 517.

At this moment, there are four boys sitting around in the dormitory, as if they are playing Doudizhu.

Among the four, the youngest frowned and said with a sly smile, "The wretched boss has finally lost. Let me ask: What is the difference between a man and a woman?"

The boss stood up alone, boasting and boasting: "Amitabha, I originally wanted to keep my name anonymous and stop asking about the situation in the world, but others disturbed my peace and forced me to draw my sword to go against the sky. Since it forced me to make trouble, then I had no choice but to write Write legends..."

"Get lost!" The three laughed and cursed, directly interrupting the boss's narcissism.

"Ahem, I'm just kidding!" The boss flicked his bangs, and then analyzed in a unpredictable and realistic way: "I have done a lot of research on men and women. As far as I am concerned, the difference between men and women mainly lies in: women have two There are two advantages, but there is a loophole. Although men have no advantages, they have one strength, and men often grasp the two advantages of women, and use their own strengths to make up for women's loopholes..."

"Pfft!" Ling Chen spat out a mouthful of water, and said speechlessly: "Boss, you need to be more pure in life. I have a friend who is like Qing, and now the grass is green on the grave. I only know my hands are intoxicated, and I don't know how to cry after my kidney deficiency. For the crime of rape, I will sleep in prison for the next few years!"

The eldest touched his nose, and criticized righteously: "Fourth, please don't slander me, in fact, I am very pure, I still have my first kiss, and I have never touched the hands of the opposite sex at the age of 20.

I don't smoke, I don't drink, I don't have tattoos, I've been to an internet cafe, but only once, and only for 3 minutes.

At that time, I was kidnapped by my classmates, and I couldn't stand it when I first entered. There were no books, no test papers, no teachers, it was too noisy, and it was not suitable for me.

I don’t know what the wheat in the KTV private room looks like, I don’t know what a nightclub is, and I don’t know what I should answer when you call me 3 and 6. I’m still a blank piece of paper, please don’t take it away I, thank you! "

Ling Chen: "..."

Judging by the way you pretend, you don't look like a local!
The second child sighed: "Boss, in the entire dormitory, I only admire you, because your pretense is deep, connotative, cultured, and expressive.

However, although you pretended to be very gorgeous, you lacked a little bit of simplicity, which didn't give me a new look. If you add a little bit of simplicity, you will be unstoppable.

Today I turn around for you, but I hope to see a brand new you on the stage of the International Pretending Finals, okay? "

"Fuck your sister!" The boss scolded with a grin.

"Speaking of pretending, I happen to have something to share!" The youngest who hadn't said anything turned his head and said grandly: "I met faker in the middle that day. To be honest, his wandering mage is very powerful. Just when I was about to order the eighth tower to kill him, their support suddenly roamed out and gave me a weakness.

Facing such a dangerous scene, I stopped hesitating, put my feet down, and started playing with my hands. When I thought I was sure of a double kill, their jungler suddenly appeared.

Fortunately, I opened my eyes in time and managed to get the triple kill. Just as I was about to go back to the city, the top laner got out of the grass. In desperation, I had no choice but to turn on the screen and try to get the quadruple kill.

Unexpectedly, at this time, the adc was following the support. Faced with such a game situation, I sighed, so I had no choice but to plug in the mouse cable and wipe out the entire skt team! "

Three people: "We are not convinced by the water and the soil, so I will obey you!"

"Ahem, keep your voice down, I am a very low-key person, don't let the whole world know that I am low-key!" The third child licked his lips, then looked at Ling Chen again, and asked shyly: "The fourth child , as today’s great hero, let me ask you a question, if suddenly a peerless beauty wants to build socialism with Chinese characteristics with you, what should you do?”

Seeing the wretched look on the third brow, Ling Chen straightened his body and said seriously: "First of all, we must firmly grasp the policy of 'one center, two basic points', and at the same time 'stimulate consumption and expand the source of flow' , the most important thing is to adhere to the strategy of "bringing in" and "going out" to expand the depth!"

"Fuck me, the old driver has become a racing driver today!" The fourth child clapped his hands, full of praise.

Ling Chen smiled without blushing: "Don't stretch, you also know that I am an extraordinary man, when I smile, my smile is full of poet-like dissolute temperament, behind this dissolute and unrestrained, revealing It is delicate and warm emotion.

When I am silent, I look up like a pure girl who sings poetry, and when I bow my head, I look like a profound and elegant nobleman.

Yes, I am such a man who perfectly blends seemingly irreconcilable qualities! "

Three people: "White hair doesn't float in green water, so I will obey you!"

"Dig it out, third brother, turn on the computer quickly, the latest chapter of "Pretending to be Forced with the System" has been updated." The boss's cell phone rang suddenly, and when he opened it, he immediately regained his energy.

"Really? Ma Dan, I waited a long time for the update, so hurry up and watch it!" The third child's eyes lit up, and he immediately turned on the computer and started searching.

"These two novel madmen are more excited to read novels than movies." Seeing this, Ling Chen smiled speechlessly.

The second child sighed and said, "No way, the book "Pretending to be Forceful with the System" has become popular in the novel world this year. Many book fans are chasing after it. The number of online users has exceeded one million several times. Do you think it's a dick?"

"Amazing my brother!" Ling Chen was shocked, the number of online novels can reach this level, and the author is also 6!
"By the way, fourth child, my grandma's birthday will be next week. Judging by your status at noon today, there should be a jewelry owner you know?" The second child seemed to have remembered something, and suddenly asked Ling Chen.

If Ling Chen has a boss who knows jewelry, he can at least save some money in terms of price. After all, jewelry is not cheap, and he is only a student, so the money he has saved is only so much, so it would be better if he could save less. good.

"Jewelry?" Ling Chen was taken aback, and Yi Wanzhu's figure suddenly flashed in his mind. He nodded and said, "I do know a boss, do you need to buy it now? I can take you to find her!"

The second child was overjoyed, nodded wildly and said: "Yes, thank you, fourth child!"

"You're welcome, let's go to her jewelry store first, and then I'll contact her." Ling Chen smiled lightly, and immediately got up to get ready.

"Hey, hey, what are you two doing?" Seeing the two of them getting ready to go, the boss and the third asked back with suspicious eyes.

Ling Chen and the second child looked at each other, and said with an evil smile: "Talk about your life ideals with my sister!"

"Damn it, you guys can do things that are not as good as beasts? Remember to ask for the girl's contact information, and we'll have a chat later!" The boss and the third scolded first, then shook their brows, their faces full of wretchedness. .

Ling Chen (second child): "..."

What is there that can't be described in one sentence?If so, then two sentences!
First floor: Say important words three times.

Second Floor: Four times to express my shock.

The third floor: I want to say five sentences, don't ask me why, I want to get a hot review.

Fourth floor: The host has so many trumpets...