Bring the system to pretend

At [-]:[-] the next morning, at the entrance of a certain bridge in the eastern district of Jinling City.

At this moment, a young man was squatting at the bridge in a Taoist robe, and the aura of the fortune teller was speechless.

Next to the young man stood a flagpole with a few big characters written on it: Guide the lost gentleman, wake up the hero at the right time, tell the fortune against the sky, and pay ten for every mistake!

The few lines of writing were neat and neat, but they looked extremely funny, which attracted passers-by to stare sideways.

This person is Ling Chen, and he will appear here as a fortune teller, which is actually related to the battle against the masked man yesterday.

Although he won the battle yesterday, he did not win easily, which also made Ling Chen deepen his desire to improve his strength.

The pretentious system also told itself that in this world, money and other things are secondary, and strength is fundamental.

The weak can only drift with the tide and be pushed by fate, and only the strong can control themselves and live and die at their own will.

And to improve strength, the most direct and effective way is to use pretense points to increase strength. However, after yesterday's battle, the only 5000 pretense points he had had already dropped to zero, and he could not improve his strength at all.

No, Ling Chen, who has been bewitched by the system for a while, accepted the pretense task issued by the system in order to earn pretense points:
After resting for a while, Ling Chen glanced around the bridge, and when he found a beautiful woman walking on the opposite side, he made another move.

"My sister, I am surprised to see your bones and beautiful appearance, but after more than ten years, you are still a pile of bones. Coincidentally, our crew is recruiting actors. I am the number one male, or you can be the number one female. Together, we can make a must-have film for nerds, which will be famous forever and earn votes, why not be happy?"

"Dirty!" The beauty blushed and cursed immediately.

Ling Chen touched his nose, smiled and said: "Thank you, this is my all-time charm!"

"Oh my god, how can there be such a shameless person like you!"

"No, no, it's just a service provided by my profession." Ling Chen waved his hand and said calmly.

Seeing Ling Chen's self-conscious appearance, the beauty turned livid with anger, and shouted angrily: "You are a scum!"

"Concession, concession, this is the personality style I have always insisted on!" Ling Chen frowned and said with a faint smile.

"You...you are really unreasonable!" The beauty shouted angrily, gritting her teeth.

Hearing this, Ling Chen looked up at the sky and sighed: "It's not me who is unreasonable, but you who are unreasonable. You are scolding me now because you don't know me yet. If you understand me, you will definitely fight me." mine!"

"Crazy!" Hearing what Ling Chen said, the beauty cursed, and immediately avoided Ling Chen like a plague god.

"I still owe the last one!" Looking at the beautiful woman's back, a trace of apology flashed in Ling Chen's eyes, and then he said to himself.

"Since ancient times, people's hearts can't be kept, and they always win people's hearts with routines. As long as the routines are deep, the iron pestle can be ground into embroidery needles. Come on!"

After cheering himself up, Ling Chen made up his mind and was ready to molest the last beauty.

At this moment, a beautiful figure suddenly stopped him, Ling Chen looked up, his eyes brightened.

That wretched smiling face that Da Vinci couldn't even draw fully expressed the countless bold ideas in this guy's heart.

"Are you a fortune teller?" Liang Ying glanced up and down at Ling Chen, and said with a half-smile: "You look very beastly, quite archaeologically valuable."

Ling Chen: "..."

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Tian Yi raised her beautiful eyes, and glared at Ling Chen viciously: "How dare you!"

"Ahem, congratulations, you guessed it right. It looks like you know me quite well." Ling Chen coughed dryly and smiled wretchedly.

"Don't worry, after turning off the lights tonight, you are for the knife and I am for the fish. I will not do anything to resist."

"A guy who not only set up a stall at the bridge, but also swears, if I don't bring her back to the police station today, my surname will not be Tian!" Tian Yi shouted angrily, raised her head and rushed towards Ling Chen .

"Beauty, my name is Ling Chen. If you don't want to be surnamed Tian, ​​then you can be surnamed Mrs. Ling or Mrs. Ling!" With a naughty smile, Ling Chen slightly raised his hand and quickly blocked Tian Yi's foot.

"Damn it!" Seeing her move was blocked by Ling Chen, Tian Yi bit her lip, turned her body around, and smashed her shoulder straight at Ling Chen.

An ordinary person would definitely not be able to take this move, but Ling Chen is not an ordinary person, but a martial artist at the peak of his rank, he leaned to the left and escaped the blow just right.

Tian Yi was miserable. She obviously didn't expect Ling Chen to dodge this blow. The moment Ling Chen dodged, she couldn't help but take a few steps forward due to inertia, and it happened that there was a river behind Ling Chen. ...

After hearing a "plop", Tian Yi successfully gave the river a big hug.

The sound of falling into the water made passers-by stop, Ling Chen rolled his eyes, and shouted shamelessly: "Daughter-in-law, please don't leave me, at least the child in your belly is innocent , you don't think about me, you also think about the child!"

As soon as this remark came out, passers-by were shocked. It turned out that the pregnant woman committed suicide by jumping into the river!
Tian Yi, who heard this, was ashamed and angry in the river: "You bastard, don't mess around..."

"I know I'm a bastard, I know I shouldn't quarrel with you because of a strange man, I'm sorry, all of this is just because I love you too much."

Although the passers-by couldn't understand what Ling Chen was singing, they were deeply moved by this scene, and they all comforted the two of them to reconcile.

Tian Yi was so angry that she frantically swam towards the shore. Looking at the turbulent waves rising higher and higher, she probably swam with all her strength. Under such circumstances, it is possible to kill a cow with bare hands.

Ling Chen also felt something was wrong, and quickly shouted: "Daughter-in-law, wait for me, I'll buy you a towel, don't let the child get cold."

After finishing speaking, he grabbed the flagpole and ran towards a certain alley without looking back, making passers-by look dazed and dazed.

Tian Yi, who swam ashore, wanted to beat Ling Chen up, but found that Ling Chen had already disappeared, and she was extremely angry.

"Damn bastard, don't let Ben catch you, or I'll have to skin you!"