Bring the system to pretend

Time passed minute by minute, during this period of time, Ling Chen really wanted to seal his ears.

When Dan Qi enters the body, a special air flow will be produced. When this air flow fights the fire gu poison, it will make people feel happy and extremely excited.

The room was full of Ai Xun'er's shouts, which made Ling Chen blushed and restless, fortunately he couldn't see Ai Xun'er on the bed crying, otherwise a bloody tragedy would definitely happen.

After 10 minutes, Ling Chen took off the silver needle, wiped the sweat from his forehead, and said: "Okay, the fire gu poison has been almost eliminated, if you have another treatment tomorrow, your illness will be completely cured gone."

"Ah? It's finished so soon." Ai Xun'er was a little reluctant, and her tone was full of unfinished feelings.

"..." Ling Chen felt like a ball of sadness.

Eldest sister, you are comfortable, I am standing here like a eunuch going to a brothel.

Seeing Ling Chen's expressionless face, Ai Xun'er couldn't help remembering the bursts of shouting just now, and when she blushed, she hurriedly said, "Take a break, I'll take a shower first, I felt a sweat..."

After finishing speaking, Ai Xun'er picked up her clothes and walked into the bathroom. When her body brushed against Ling Chen's arm, she almost made Ling Chen's nose bleed.

"Amitabha, goodness is goodness. Those who gain the way will be helped, and those who have lost the way will be widows. Chunmian doesn't know it. Whether he likes me or not, the pink powder will eventually turn into a skeleton. This old monk has already seen through it.

Don’t watch what you shouldn’t read, don’t talk what you shouldn’t say, don’t listen to what you shouldn’t listen, don’t think what you shouldn’t think, and do what you should do! "

After talking non-stop for a few times, Ling Chen finally suppressed the restlessness in his heart, looked at Miaoman's figure reflected on the bathroom door, Ling Chen sighed again.

If he hadn't made up the episode of Pleasant Goat and Big Big Wolf just now, and then made up the episode of Founding the Country, otherwise the bed would not be sweat...but blood!
"Ding dong! Congratulations to the host for pretending to be a pussy that makes the beauty blush. You will be rewarded with 200 pretense points. ps: You need to be thorough in being funny, powerful in destroying things, making troubles and taking patents, pretending to be good and using stunts, and being a whole person depends on talent. fate.

Host, you are only young once, and youth cannot come back again, so let's subvert the whole world with no taboos, keep working hard, and bring the system to pretend to be your pussy! "

Ling Chen: "..."

Hello, are you a demon?That's right, my family's system has become sophisticated, and it can actually create its own Internet buzzwords!
Ai Xun'er was taking a shower in the bathroom, Ling Chen couldn't leave directly, he had nothing to do, so he could only sit on the bed and play with his phone.

At this time, the three senior love beasts in the wechat group in dormitory 517 were chatting freely about the fire book "Pretending to be Forceful with the System", and their chatting skills had reached the stage of cultivating immortals and distracting their minds.

Boss: "When I was picking up junk, I saw the book "Pretending to be Forceful with the System". His dynamic and refreshing rhythm made my blood boil and inspired my fighting spirit. After years of hard work, I have become bigger and stronger, I no longer pick up trash, I start collecting trash!"

The second child: "I remember that year I had a car accident and my lower limb was broken. The doctor said that I would have to rest for half a year, and when I got home, I accidentally read the book "Pretending to be Strong with a System".

When I read the content of the first few dozen chapters of this book, I just felt that my heart was boiling with enthusiasm, and I felt that something had opened up my two veins of Ren and Du. He started to shake his legs crazily, and his body couldn't be controlled at all.

Just like that, I kept shaking my legs... Hey, let's not talk about it, I'm going to the operating room right now, let's talk later! "

The third child: "When I read the book "Pretending to be Powerful with the System", my legs actually refused at first, and my head also refused at first, and then my whole body couldn't refuse.

My friend asked me why I knelt and shook my head, whether I was worshiping God or hitting a ghost, I gave him this book, and he knelt down with a 'boom' and his kneecap was broken.

Sigh, stop talking, accompany him to the orthopedics department... Hey, hey, shit, doctor, you are saving lives, why are you kneeling and shaking your head? "

Looking at the content of these chats, Ling Chen couldn't help being amused for a while, and each of the three servants was more funny than the other.

Just as I was about to send a message to go in, there was a knock on the door suddenly.

Ling Chen put away his mobile phone, looked out the door through the peephole, and found that the person who came was a woman in uniform.

"Could this person be Ai Xun'er's friend?" Ling Chen slowly opened the door with doubtful eyes.

As soon as Fang opened the door, the woman in uniform immediately walked into the room with a seductive smile, and said seductively: "Sir, there is nothing to do in the hotel alone, do you want to try our hotel's specialties?"

Ling Chen looked confused, and glanced at the uniformed woman again, and found that she was dressed scantily and smelled like a fox, and a thought flashed in his mind: Miss!

"What specialty?" Ling Chen asked curiously, pretending to be young.

The woman in uniform licked her tongue and said seductively, "It's the kind of specialty that can be bought with money!"

"Uh...do you still need money? Forget it, it's impossible to use money, even in this life, only free things can sustain life." Ling Chen waved his hand and refused.

The woman in uniform frowned, but she still didn't give up and said: "Sir, don't you really think about it? Our specialty is unique and very intriguing. I guarantee that you will want to eat it a second time after eating it!"

After finishing speaking, he deliberately cast a wink at Ling Chen, full of seduction.

Ling Chen was taken aback, and immediately refused: "Sorry, I actually have some health problems, I'm destined not to be able to eat your special products."

The lady has AIDS, so you need to be careful when you circle the cross. He is an unmarried young man who enjoys the treatment of being married. How can he bow down to the lady?
"Are you sick?" Seeing this, the subdued woman was startled, pointed at Ling Chen's body, and asked.

Just now she had seduced Ling Chen so much, this guy actually refused, it was not because she was sick, she really couldn't think of any other reason.

"Shit, you are sick!" Ling Chen shook his head and said speechlessly.

"Since you're not sick, it's fine!" As soon as he said this, the woman in uniform in front of him seemed to be relieved, and immediately stretched out her hands, took off her shirt, then stretched out her hands, and groped for Ling Chen's body.

Ling Chen was greatly surprised, oh my god, could it be that his charm has reached the point where girls are obsessed with it?
No, I'm just an aspiring young man who wants to let his ideals fly on the streets on New Year's Eve. Even if I'm really handsome, don't express it so directly!
Unexpectedly, the next scene left Ling Chen speechless.

After the woman in uniform ripped his clothes, she immediately covered her body and screamed at the top of her throat.

"Help! Someone is going to rape!"