Ultimate Shenhao Face Slapping System

"It was just a joke." Chen Gao said:

"I'm telling the truth. I'm the boss of a company. It's not very good to show my face outside. If the company's resources are scarce now, I wouldn't have come to this point. So, when recording the show today, I will wear my This headgear in your hand. Please don't leak my information, is it okay?"

"No problem!" The employees below replied in unison, and they must obey the boss's orders.

"Well! That's good! That's all for gossiping." Then Chen Gao put on the hood, turned to Wang Pengfei and said, "Are you ready?"

Wang Pengfei made an OK gesture, and then said to the walkie-talkie, "Turn on!"

So far, the recording of the cg talk show has officially started.

"Hello, everyone, audience friends, welcome to the cg talk show exclusively sponsored by Fist Video, talk show is a craft, it takes courage to laugh right, welcome to watch the cg talk show again!"

After Chen Gao finished speaking, a burst of cheerful music sounded in the background, and the lighting engineer also adjusted the lights to shine brightly, and the atmosphere of the show rose for a while.

But the employees below were all stunned, because Chen Gao spoke so fast that they couldn't even hear them clearly.

But they never hesitated to give their applause, because thinking of reaching this speed of speech, they thought they couldn't do it,
Yes, Chen Gao's opening remarks just now followed Hua Shao's way of reading the advertisement. After all, it is the beginning, and some highlights are always needed to attract attention.

"The talk show is a form of comedy. It may not be very popular in China at present, but with my performance, you should know what a talk show is."

At this moment, Chen Gao's speaking speed was close to normal, and the audience below understood it, but they just didn't know what this talk show was, because they really didn't know much about it before.

Chen Gao adjusted his state, and a joke popped up in his mind, he opened his mouth and said:
"I didn't do well in school when I was young, but people are good at different things, so I always tell my parents, don't deny me because of this."

"My mother was not happy at the time, and she said to me, 'cg, tell me, what's wrong with you? Some of my classmates are good at English, and some of them are good at drawing, how about your son? I am in good health!!"

"Hahahahaha!"

After Chen Gao finished this joke, the employees below burst out laughing, it was so fucking funny, they were talking about studying well just a second ago, why did you suddenly say that you are in good health, are you sure you are Not to be funny?

Of course, everyone's jokes are different, and some people think this joke is average, not so exaggerated,

But Chen Gao didn't have much else, he just had a lot of jokes, so he continued to say:

"When I was young, I was very talkative. When the teacher was teaching, as long as there was a noise below, I knew it was CG,"

"One time the teacher was writing on the blackboard. The class was not very quiet, and the teacher shouted without looking back, cg, get out of here."

"I was so angry at the time, I couldn't bear it, I just kicked the classroom door open, teacher, I'm outside!"

As soon as this joke was finished, the employees below were laughing. Even Liang Hongyan, who was not very happy, couldn't help but burst out laughing when she heard this.

The most painful thing is the employees who are recorded by the negative. They want to laugh, but they are afraid of affecting their work, so they can only hold back, their faces are flushed, like a monkey's ass.

At this moment, Chen Gao's performance has gradually improved, not only in language, but also in physical gestures,

"As for my head teacher when I was young, I still think he is very naive. In order not to let me talk in class, he arranged for me to sit at a table with a child who is not very talkative. He thought that he would not let me talk. Already." At this point, Chen Gao's tone changed, "How could he expect that, I cured that buddy of his autism."

"Hahahahaha!" As soon as this burden came out, the people below laughed again,

"No, no, please let me laugh for a while, I haven't laughed like this for a long time."

"Me too, I feel like I'm laughing out my eight-pack abs."

"Oh, I really didn't expect that our boss is so interesting. Today's show is really amazing."
"Yes, yes, I think this talk show is much more interesting than that sketch,"

"It's not necessarily true, but for me now, sketches, cross talk, and talk shows, I still prefer talk shows, it's so funny."

"Are you saying that these are real things that happened to the boss? Why did such a story happen to one person?"

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"The boss is really young and talented." Zhu Yaqin praised him from the side.

"En!" Liang Hongyan nodded, "If you live with this kind of person, then life must be a lot of fun."

"Hey, what are you thinking, little girl?" Zhu Yaqin joked.

Liang Hongyan didn't blush, "Whatever you think, what I said is the truth!"

"Damn it, how long will it take for me to understand that smugness." Fan Zheng stood beside the stage and said with admiration.

"Boom!" Liu Zhiliang gave a sudden shudder, "What the hell, he's worthless, he's so pissed, can he be as pissed as me?"

"Shameless!" Mo Xiaojia insulted Liu Zhiliang from the side, "It's not bad if you have half the talent of the boss, and you're still angry."

"I..." Liu Zhiliang's face suddenly turned black...

An An was standing under the stage, she could hear all of Chen Gao's words clearly, and she couldn't stop laughing, "So Dad was so naughty when he was a child!"

Now this effect, Chen Gao is very satisfied, it has achieved the effect he expected, so he continued:
"At school, the teachers couldn't control me, so they informed my parents. Good guy, my dad dragged me back to direct military training. What does military training mean? It's just being beaten."

"I am very responsible to tell you that I am in military training 360 days a year, [-] days, either men's singles, women's singles, or mixed doubles. Every time I finish playing, my mother will comfort me. Said, 'CG, you are seven years old this year, not six anymore,' I was speechless at the time, and I wanted to answer my mother, 'Mom, how strange, next year I will be nine years old, as long as you Let me live, I grow one year a year, are you afraid?"