When I was five years old, I helped my mother do test papers live, and I became popular

[Calcium oxide CaO, a plant (dog head.jpg)]
[antimony, symbol Sb; carbon tetrachloride, 2b carcinogen]
[0487, you are an idiot without medicine]
[Barred spiral galaxies, in the Harper classification system, the symbol is SB]
After the explanations of the top students, the netizens said that the students are useless.

Then they ran to each other and said to their friends, especially their deskmates, that they should bear the brunt.

Soon another hot search was born.

#How to be an invisible Zaan person, scolding everyone

Xiu'er all ran over, and some of these Xiu'er were academic masters, so more and more swearing words appeared.

[You Luban No. 250, IQ [-]]
[The top of your head is like manganese dioxide meeting concentrated hydrochloric acid, emitting chlorine gas]
[My tablemate is X+2>4, two to positive infinity]
Xiu'er had a great time.

Some of them are curious, why do the old professors in Qingbei quarrel?

Shouldn't the old professor be amiable?
Someone asked why online.

The students in Qingbei immediately uploaded another video.

It was the video of Ye Xiaotian and Luo Dazhi talking about patents, and then a group of old professors came running.

The Xiu'er who was memorized by Cao Huaizhong was also in the video.

So he was on fire.

But Ye Xiaotian is even hotter.

Because the old professor quarreled because of him.

Netizens were so envious that their walls were separated. They were robbed by famous schools before they went to university, and robbed by professors after they entered university.

Unlike them, they were not only rushed to other classes by the teacher, but also rushed to other schools by the principal.

It's so hard.

Especially those parents, the envy is about to produce nuclear fission.

If you compare goods, you have to throw them away, and if you compare people, you have to die.

It's fine for my own children not to get into a good university, and they often fail subjects.

I want to practice a number again, but my body doesn't allow it.

I can only go to Taobao, customize a seven wolf with thorns, beat the child every day, and relieve the depressed mood.

What shocked them even more was that Ye Xiaotian actually applied for a patent, which was for a lithium-sulfur battery.

So scary!
But what is a lithium-sulfur battery?
Check it out on a search engine.

It was really shocking. Grandma opened the door for Shock, and Shock went to Grandma's house.

[Please hit Bull 13 on Ye Shen]
[A prophecy, within a year, the battery industry will undergo earth-shaking changes]
[When the time comes to sneak a mobile phone to school, you don’t need to bring a power bank, because you don’t have to worry about the phone running out of power anymore]
Soon, Ye Xiaotian became a hot search.

Hot search number one: #叶小天 successfully applied for a lithium-sulfur battery patent
Hot search second: What are the advantages of #lithium-sulfur batteries

In less than a day, his scarf gained more than 100 million fans.

And there aren't many zombie fans, who are more powerful than ordinary celebrities.

Ye Xiaotian naturally knew about the excitement on the Internet.

So a scarf was released.

Ye Xiaotian is more handsome than V:

It is the first time to apply for a patent and get a certificate. To be honest, this certificate is a bit ugly. If I had known it earlier, I would not have applied (disappointed.jpg)

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A picture of the patent certificate is also attached.

Now he has 1200 million fans on his scarf, more than the average star.

As soon as it was released, many fans saw it.

In less than 1 minute, the likes exceeded 1.

But the weird thing is that the comments reached 2.

Usually there are more likes than comments.

But this scarf is unusual, too Versailles.

[Holy shit, the big Versailles scene]
[If you don’t want it, just give it to me]
[When I was young, my family was poor, and the only valuable thing was the big iron lock at the door. Whenever it rained, I would run to the door crying, holding the iron lock, and shouting: "Old iron, don't get rusty. Don't get rusty!"]
2 comments, 1 of which are just complaints.

Seeing the fans' comments, Ye Xiaotian smiled and felt a little regretful at the same time.

If I knew it earlier, I would attach a photo of myself.

In this way, fans will know that he is really not in Versailles. Compared with his handsome appearance, the patent certificate is really ugly.

Ye Xiaotian no longer cared about the scarf, and continued to concentrate on writing the thesis.

In less than an hour, his scarf became a trending search.

#Large Versailles scene

40+ likes, 100 million+ comments.

It's so weird.

Basically all jokes.

Soon, the Huaxia Patent Office was also on the hot search.

Because it responded to Ye Xiaotian.

China Patent Office V:

I also think this certificate is a bit ugly (狗头.jpg) @叶小天大霸比
And also Aite Ye Xiaotian.

As soon as Ye Xiaotian finished writing his thesis, he commented under the collar of Huaxia Patent Office:
The hero sees the same.

Therefore, the top five most searched were all determined by him.

The stars in the entertainment circle were all envious and factorized.

Especially Wang, who is the most envious.

After packing up his things, Ye Xiaotian went back to the dormitory.

As soon as I walked into the dormitory, I saw my mother watching a horror movie.

Still keep deducting jio.

Seeing the scary place, she quickly switched the screen and changed it to "Bear Infested".

Ye Xiaotian poured a glass of water, and then saw a bucket on the ground with a fish in it.

After taking a sip of water, Ye Xiaotian walked to the bucket and looked at the fish.

Mao Xiaomi rushed out and kept pushing Ye Xiaotian with his paws, as if he wanted to drive him away from here, still "meowing" non-stop.

Ye Xiaotian pushed Maoxiaomi down, and then sat on it.

Cat Xiaomi: Meow! ! !
"Mom, is that the fish you bought?"

Ye Xiaotian asked loudly.

Lin Shiqing closed "Bears Infested", walked over, looked at Ye Xiaotian in surprise, then rescued Mao Xiaomi, and said:

"It was caught by Mao Xiaomi."

Ye Xiaotian said: "Did you catch it in the school lake?"

Lin Shiqing said uncertainly: "It should be!"

Ye Xiaotian walked over and stared at Maoxiaomi.

"Meow!"

Mao Xiaomi grinned, showing a fierce look.

Lin Shiqing put Mao Xiaomi behind her, and complained, "Xiaotian, don't bully it all the time."

Ye Xiaotian quibbled: "I was just playing with it."

Then he snatched the cat Xiaomi, stared into its eyes, and said:
"Other people's cats can catch mice, but you can't catch mice, you can only catch fish. It's really embarrassing to cats."

Mao Xiaomi raised her paw and was about to slap Ye Xiaotian.

Ye Xiaotian pointed to the laptop.

Mao Xiaomi glanced at it, thought of the video of stir-fried orange cats, and immediately calmed down, calling out docilely: "Meow!"

Ye Xiaotian rubbed its fat head in satisfaction, and said earnestly:

"As a cat, it's fine if you don't catch mice, but you still catch fish. The point is that the fish you catch are not too big or fat. Are you ashamed to call yourself a cat?"

Lin Shiqing was speechless. What's the use of talking to Mao Xiaomi? She couldn't understand, so she said:

"You take your time playing with Xiaomi, I'm going to use this fish to make soup."

Ye Xiaotian warned: "Remember to wash your hands, you have to wash them more than ten times!"

Lin Shiqing:? ? ?